No, I say my 9 year old plays. Never said my teen did. Always say my teen wrestles and does jujitsu. You just assumed that BOTH my kids played football.
And no, I am really good at COD. I've given you my GT. Find out and get slapped, any day you want. Just give me a day and time and I'll sign on and slap you and your entire "Clan" around - just me and my 2 boys with the baby watching with his own controller.
No exaggeration.