I'm sittin' in school
Like a god damn fool
Listenin' to bull shite
Slammin' the desk hard
With all my might
I'm just a whiteboy
With straights ass D's
I'm getting spanked with a ruler
Blood drippin', I'm down on my knees
I'm cryin' to mommy
She tried to comfort me
But she slipped on my salami
I said back off hoe
I don't swing that way
I ran to the street
Their was a Jamaican playin on his drums
What a cool ass beat
I tried to grab my skateboard
But a dog bit me hard
I said get the hell off
But it called me a retard
I said what the? You can't talk
It bit me again
Then let out a huge bark