1-2 PUNCHE LEAGUE WEEK 11 E-ZINE
Tatted Chick Ed.
INTRO
Other than a few fags not doing their part with voting, this round was not too shabby for the most part. Like what I seen as far as punch quality overall. And we also had an upset or two aswell. Nuff of all that. Lets get into this mag….
REVIEWS
***UPSET ALERT***
CHAMP MATCH: Toil vs Bomb Bar’d
Bomb brought a slick haymaker to the champ match with a name flip that was a risk, but it worked in his favor. I honestly had Toil taking this one but he came with a generic played bar that half the voters felt was “ehh” for the most part. Hats off to the new champ. No one can keep the title this season. Its pure PANDEMONIUM!!!
CONTENDERS MATCH: Enbombz vs illunatic
Ill been doing what he can with being busy and all but my dudes concepts been slacking lately. And on the flip side of the coin, we have Enbomz exploding at the end of the season now having a shot at the title against another Bomb. Battle of the Bombs. Shit just got real. TAKE COVER!!!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
Joe Boston vs Alphadog
I don’t think Ive seen a flawless victory all season until now. I know my dude Joe will bounce back from this and reck shop in the playoffs but damn bruh!! Alpha is starting to make some noise around here. A little momentum into the playoffs perhaps????
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
Fastforwords vs Sour Cig
Cig took advantage of the new guy and coasted to the finishline with another Flawless victory. Damn son. Shits an epidemic now. Either cats are getting ethered or someone isn’t hiding votes again. Lmao!!! Fast, step ya game up next week kid.
Unfuk vs Johnny Blaze
Blaze was coming out his shell like a pissed out ninja turtle but unfuk is one of our better battlers and it showed this week. Un you gotta stop dropping these bars niggas gotta research. Ima start hate voting if I have to google something else lmao. And change your name too. Too damn long to type every week.
NO SHOW HOE!!
KnowP vs Nahlidge
Ya Nah, you my nigga dog and messes with you for real. But lets be honest son, you saw my bar and tucked tail. S’all good. You got enough accomplishments as it is. Catch you later. But answer me this, is your favorite show DUCK Dynasty???? Inquiring minds wanna know.
WTF
WTF @ Bomb Bar’d champin the league soo soon
WTF @ Michael Strahan not fixing that damn gap by now
WTF @ the Grizzles not even trying to play defense
WTF @ Steph Curry squad winning without Steph Curry
WTF @ Kobe getting up to go train the day after retirement
WTF @ these tatted chicks being super sexy af
WTF @ Ace Hood dropping a pretty slick sex song
WTF @ at that kid in the news having erectile dysfunction
WTF @ Wiz Khalifa putting out a new shoe and clowning Yeezy
WTF @ that B’more cops dog dragging a young black teen out his home
RD11 PREDICTIONS
CHAMP MATCH
Bomb Bar'd Vs Enbombz
This could be dope or wack as fuck. Both are hit or miss. Bar'ds verses in FL have been weak but his Punches here been
Ok. Had the Upset last RD now faces a Hungry Enbombz who floods the cyphers. he tends to drop some weak stuff BUT
drops some dope shit. hes won cyphers and after a struggle in LLL last season almost champed. this is a tough one but
I got Enbombz taking this
WINNER
Enbombz 60/40
CONTENDERS
Sour Cig Vs Unfukwitable
Two scary Bar Brawlers here. Both bring dope wordplay & beast battles. I feel Fuk should have already champed this season
but some say voters these days dont know real. Sour Cig brings his gutter punches. He's a multiple alias fgt who can champ
but some times has no motivation to write. One of my favorite battlers tho. Fuck him this round tho He cant beat FUk
WINNER
FUK 100/00
Nahlidge Vs FastForWords
this should be decent I think. Nahlidge just getting into the text groove. although No showed last week like a bitch
@ Fresh's house...Hes clever. FastForwords had a basic bar last week thats all I've seen from dude.
so i got Nahlidge taking this...
WINNER
Nahlidge 100/0
KnowP Vs Illunatic
Yikes..
WINNER
The Wheele Chair
Joe Boston Vs Barcotic
Ah..Hungry Joe who struggles with wording has dope concepts battles Barcotic, who had a walk through LLL two seasons ago.
I Honestly dont think Joe can beat Barcotic right now. maybe we see an upset but I got Barcotic taking this
WINNER
Barcotic 90/10
AlphaDog Vs Notti
This should be a good battle tbh. Alpha has dope concepts but tends to poorly execute them. Notti started off weak here
than found his groove in the text scene and started putting up wins against big names. He hasnt battled here in a minute
but I got Notti taking this
Winner
Notti 60/40
Jonny Blaze Vs Toil
last Rnds Champ verse the young buck. both had weak bars last week but I've seen some dope shit from both.
IDK after Toils last Rnd bar I Got Blaze taking this
WINNER
Jonny Blaze 60/40
1-2 FUCK YOU CYPHER WINNER
Another tough one to judge...some say Enbombz Won. Some say Fuk won... & since this cypher was so short With really
them two goin at it. They Both get the win.
Enbombz
Unfukwitable
HONERABLE MENTIONS
Knowp
Sour Cig
Bomb Bar'd
PUNCH DRUNK CYPHER WINNER
Honestly after going over this with Knowp... there was some heat in this no wonder kid has been Huah
for a minute now....But Barcotic takes this. he dropped fire the whole cypher
HONERABLE MENTIONS
Sour Cig
Type of fgt to beat up his mom over x box, This kid is so lame
I'll have her out getting a midnight release.. And I PROMISE u ain't getting no video game
Enbombz
ya dad's budgets has left u malnourished, now blaze a midget
My swing sets me apart, u still note yours as your favourite place to visit
Notti
Joe BostonOriginally Posted by notti
OUTRO
YOOOOO!!! Its almost that time to get into these playoffs. Hope yall niggas is ready cause I got a few bars up my sleeve like a broke fat kid in a liquor store!! Shouts out to all the chicks with tats that made this mage possible and props to my nigga fresh, ill and Spree for holding it down in the RB battle fronts. Dead as its been, my dudes still doing their best. EASY!!
DIME TIME
and for my @Jukon @Emily and @Fresh who wont let it go….