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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by YD View Post
    Fuck turtles
    Love you too.

    Maybe we can agree on platypuses.

    Yeah. Platypuses are dope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YD View Post
    No seriously, I hear turtles have great pussy if you can get passed their shell

    That reptilian upside down diamond tho.
    “Those whom life does not cure death will. The world is quite ruthless in selecting between the dream and the reality, even where we will not. Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by YD View Post
    No seriously, I hear turtles have great pussy if you can get passed their shell
    LOL
    that's not weird.
    YD my friend, you need to get out more.
    Like, just for some fresh air lol.
    Stay away from fishing boats, anything near the ocean, things that move with shells,
    fancy dress parties, the lot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIllyricist View Post
    Love you too.

    Maybe we can agree on platypuses.

    Yeah. Platypuses are dope.

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    That reptilian upside down diamond tho.
    You're all .... soooo weird lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    You're all .... soooo weird lol
    EMBRACE THE WEIRD, EM.

    One of us... Gooble Gobble ONE OF US!

    “Those whom life does not cure death will. The world is quite ruthless in selecting between the dream and the reality, even where we will not. Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIllyricist View Post
    EMBRACE THE WEIRD, EM.

    One of us... Gooble Gobble ONE OF US!


    thats probably what the gay turtles and 'plat a puss' lol say when they see you guys coming.


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    You shouldn't die until you've fucked with the platypi.

    These are valuable life lessons.

    #IllysCorner

    NOTE:

    That's what the gay turtles are saying? Damn, those motherfuckers are excited.

    Can't say I blame 'em.
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    Dia will never get laid


    Emily likes me more anyways
    I'm a depressed happy cunt. Don't fuck with me. I love you, but I'm crazy.[/I]


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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    LOL
    that's not weird.
    YD my friend, you need to get out more.
    Like, just for some fresh air lol.
    Stay away from fishing boats, anything near the ocean, things that move with shells,
    fancy dress parties, the lot.
    You know I've never been to a fancy dress party... I feel like this is something I should know about.
    Can guys attend? Do I provide my own dress? Do I have to shave my legs if a dress is provided for me?
    How do I know what size dress I wear? How fancy exactly IS fancy enough?
    I need this in my life, maybe that's what will turn my life around
    I.P.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YD View Post
    You know I've never been to a fancy dress party... I feel like this is something I should know about.
    Can guys attend? Do I provide my own dress? Do I have to shave my legs if a dress is provided for me?
    How do I know what size dress I wear? How fancy exactly IS fancy enough?
    I need this in my life, maybe that's what will turn my life around

    Do americans call them costume parties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sour Cig View Post
    How'd my first open mic go? Or did I just write a poem?
    I love this. What you've said here is priceless.
    I'll get to it soon and give you some thoughts on your om, or...god I hope not...a poem.
    lol


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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    this is what i have come to accept about internet rap board beefs these days

    In the past, they used to amount to something, which made the beef interesting because it put all that shit talk and reputations on the line.

    Two people would spend a good amount of time talking shit, but at some point. . . it would ultimately lead to a battle in which the loser would have to eat enough crow to feed the entire village.

    now, these beefs are just beefs. a series of replies that move in a constant circle like clothes spinning in a dryer.

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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enoch Light View Post
    this is what i have come to accept about internet rap board beefs these days

    In the past, they used to amount to something, which made the beef interesting because it put all that shit talk and reputations on the line.

    Two people would spend a good amount of time talking shit, but at some point. . . it would ultimately lead to a battle in which the loser would have to eat enough crow to feed the entire village.

    now, these beefs are just beefs. a series of replies that move in a constant circle like clothes spinning in a dryer.
    It's like the patriots verse the bills, sounds like a good beef, but we all know who wins every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Do americans call them costume parties?
    I guess so? I never been to any parties like that tbh I just went got fucked up an either went home or passed out, I never needed a theme lmao
    I.P.

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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    rhet, bates motel discuss.

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    Re: Open Mic Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Dia View Post
    rhet, bates motel discuss.
    i have only seen the first episode so far. Hoping i can catch up this weekend

    Norman is full on bat shit crazy now

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