Official Chat

[Not N Nice]

@Barcotic & @Fresh prolonging shit, I guess

[Coup.]

barcotic lost a battle an gon Mia


canuk ain't comin bakk

[Massaker]

Destroying his city like Vancouver after losing the cup

[3bet]

Can we get a whos voted thread plz. And also no mags??

[Attack of the Muff]

With the site lookin all spifffy n shit\

ud think these niggas would be up on game

[Miami Steve]

Here's the mag.

Jeers, Beers, Veers... and Pork Tenderloins: The 1-2 Mag Miami Steve's Augusta Edition
Sponsored by: Miami Steve's Denver Dinner wear- Plates and Drinking Glasses so solid not even a weekend listening to your mother in law talk about her menstrual cycle would break them.
__________________________________________________ ___________________________
Competitors and Observations:
__________________________________________________ ___________________________

• Know P: I bet you were once late to an appointment because you got caught up with a documentary about crayons.
• Rhymes: Stop always picking fights with koalas
• Fresh: How's your pregancy going?
• Barcotic: Put down the wine. Put it down at once
• alphadog: you once ordered tapioca pudding and then walked away after they made it.
• Letterman: Now's the time to stop daydreaming about adult diapers.
• 3bet: I'm sorry your best friend was a hen named Tickles.
• MUFF: It's about time you pick up your Christmas onion from the mail center.
• Dark Matter: Your hat is made out of the tears of cabbage patch kids.
• Enbombz: Time to let go of low-fat tarter sauce from your life.
• Composure: Quit shopping for tennis-themed pianos.
• Not N Nice: It would be nice if you stopped tipping your mail carrier with packets of Sweet and Low.
• Joe Boston: Stop feeding squirrels Manhattan clam chowder.
• Coup: Not everybody wants to talk about Kelloggs Raisin bran for 4 hours, you know.
• WreckinEyez: Allow yourself 8 minutes of time a day to rub pigeon shit on your elbows.
• joog'n: Your potted lavenders are blooming nicely.
• Dr Onionstein: I shot you with four beanbag rounds from my tshirt launcher I use to promote Miami Steve's Houston Ham Emporium and you still avoided me. You're not getting your... my sandwich shop.
• The Illyricist: One day someone will come over to you to ask for those little green and blue pebble things you find in fishbowls
• The Infamous: Soon, pancakes will betray you.
• Ispaz: Stop wearing that brown beret on Thursdays.
• Smog: Your local television broadcast stations have asked you stop mailing them live toads.
• Battlerap123: Mittens.
• Editors Note: Most of you are of a specific breed of human known as fags.
  

__________________________________________________ __________________________
Match Listups:

Who gives a shit? It's faggot vs queer (or visa versa) with each one doing two lines that have rhyming ends in the attempt to discredit others verbally, preferably while establishing benefit from it.
__________________________________________________ ___________________________
Match Probabilities: If you really care about this part, it better be only if you're betting on it. And I'm not putting up statistics to help fuel that addiction. Bruce Willis will hit your pelvis in the elvis with a croquet mallet with an extra blue stripe on it using a backhand swing because of it.
__________________________________________________ _______________________
Interview: One was not conducted
__________________________________________________ ______________________
__________________________________________________ ______________________


Epilougue: Shoot your syphilis away with a fine product from Miami Steve's Kansas City Frozen Cranberry Launchers: Get to the root with fruit like a proper planting technique or try to engage in conversation with Elvis Freshley... that mushroom kisser.

/End

[alphadog]

Dafuq I read that for smh

[Miami Steve]

Dafuq I read that for smh

Because you wanted to finally try doing something heterosexual. Did the experience scare you in any way?

[alphadog]

Scared? Nah but don't say scared cuz its a real homo word

[Miami Steve]

Scared? Nah but don't say scared cuz its a real homo word

But the question I present to you: Is "alphadog" a real homo word too?

[alphadog]

Nah Steve hence ALPHAdog meaning most manly

Dude u look like you in the navy with a cold
Cuz they dick so far up ya asshole,
you sneezing seamen

[Attack of the Muff]

wtfffffffffff

lol that shit looked like a 5 star menu at first glance

[alphadog]

Lol dude puts so much effort into shit

[Miami Steve]

Here's the mag.

Jeers, Beers, Veers... and Pork Tenderloins: The 1-2 Mag Miami Steve's Augusta Edition
Sponsored by: Miami Steve's Denver Dinner wear- Plates and Drinking Glasses so solid not even a weekend listening to your mother in law talk about her menstrual cycle would break them.
__________________________________________________ ___________________________
Competitors and Observations:
__________________________________________________ ___________________________

• Know P: I bet you were once late to an appointment because you got caught up with a documentary about crayons.
• Rhymes: Stop always picking fights with koalas
• Fresh: How's your pregancy going?
• Barcotic: Put down the wine. Put it down at once
• alphadog: you once ordered tapioca pudding and then walked away after they made it.
• Letterman: Now's the time to stop daydreaming about adult diapers.
• 3bet: I'm sorry your best friend was a hen named Tickles.
• MUFF: It's about time you pick up your Christmas onion from the mail center.
• Dark Matter: Your hat is made out of the tears of cabbage patch kids.
• Enbombz: Time to let go of low-fat tarter sauce from your life.
• Composure: Quit shopping for tennis-themed pianos.
• Not N Nice: It would be nice if you stopped tipping your mail carrier with packets of Sweet and Low.
• Joe Boston: Stop feeding squirrels Manhattan clam chowder.
• Coup: Not everybody wants to talk about Kelloggs Raisin bran for 4 hours, you know.
• WreckinEyez: Allow yourself 8 minutes of time a day to rub pigeon shit on your elbows.
• joog'n: Your potted lavenders are blooming nicely.
• Dr Onionstein: I shot you with four beanbag rounds from my tshirt launcher I use to promote Miami Steve's Houston Ham Emporium and you still avoided me. You're not getting your... my sandwich shop.
• The Illyricist: One day someone will come over to you to ask for those little green and blue pebble things you find in fishbowls
• The Infamous: Soon, pancakes will betray you.
• Ispaz: Stop wearing that brown beret on Thursdays.
• Smog: Your local television broadcast stations have asked you stop mailing them live toads.
• Battlerap123: Mittens.
• Editors Note: Most of you are of a specific breed of human known as fags.
  

__________________________________________________ __________________________
Match Listups:

Who gives a shit? It's faggot vs queer (or visa versa) with each one doing two lines that have rhyming ends in the attempt to discredit others verbally, preferably while establishing benefit from it.
__________________________________________________ ___________________________
Match Probabilities: If you really care about this part, it better be only if you're betting on it. And I'm not putting up statistics to help fuel that addiction. Bruce Willis will hit your pelvis in the elvis with a croquet mallet with an extra blue stripe on it using a backhand swing because of it.
__________________________________________________ _______________________
Interview: One was not conducted
__________________________________________________ ______________________
__________________________________________________ ______________________


Epilougue: Shoot your syphilis away with a fine product from Miami Steve's Kansas City Frozen Cranberry Launchers: Get to the root with fruit like a proper planting technique or try to engage in conversation with Elvis Freshley... that mushroom kisser.

/End

The Mag for those who do not wish to see fruity @alphadog try and hit on that really cool guy Miami Steve.

[alphadog]

Wash ur orange mouth out boy