celph titled punchlines GOAT.
“The closest you ever came to a punchline, is waitin for the freshman at the prom in 89′.”
“They say that cuz I don’t believe in Christ that I’m mislead: been shot at twice but never hit, I just miss lead.”
“Handgun: Automatic, Shotgun: Pump Action – Me and your wife: That’s automatic hump action.”
“Don’t ride your bike through my lawn trying to see me: cuz them landmines will send you flying across the moon like E.T.”
“You walk around like you some type of thuggy guy: no you ain’t Diddy, but I can make you see through puffy eyes.”