Letterman - the way you started was very awkward, not to mention the backwards SnapBack and ugly button up that's was literally buttoned up all the way to the top. There was a million too many miracle references and the only bar that stood out to me was the swing and a miss. Very disappointing drop...
daveDILLY - there seemed to be more concepts but. It hung that actually connected hard. The line that stood out the most to me was the glossed lips, which was actually funny. Other than that, dropping the n-bomb was smooth but I wouldn't suggest. I say you got this based on substance but not by much.
Vote - daveDILLY