Father Muff vs Seraph [Muff wins 5-0]

[Seraph]

14 lines
48 hours
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Battle 1: Lenox vs PoopSlammer
Battle 2: Joe Boston vs Onceawhile

[Seraph]

Forgive me Father, for I'm about to sin
Fuckin this Pussy and tearin' up his skin

Taking up this challenge was an error in judgement
This Father walk out of confession with a choir boy, making a belt adjustment

Plus Hotdogvendorman? what made you think of that wack crap
Sounds like some hero's here to save the boards frm havin no1 to laugh at

Only bitch we laughin at is you, can't take you seriously
Checked your old posts for ammo, couldn't believe the idiocy

Performed a lobotomy to see why you're so fuckin stupid
But it turned into a death ceremony after your brain was extruded

My old man hit me once or twice, so this is my revenge
I'll beat on you so bad you'll never be able to write again

"Mrs. Muff I'm sorry to inform you, your husband is clinically retarded"
Corniest pickup line ever, but that didn't matter once the fucking started

So now I've fucked you and your wife, this battle's over, it's finished
Quit RB now before the shred of dignity you have left is diminished

[Attack of the Muff]

Hey ima try to key something up for u in a lil while.

Just let me handle something real quik and I got u

[Attack of the Muff]

Sex is never consensual..chicks hate that you rape and you stole it
Any bitch that thinks Seraph is The One obviously never seen the fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded
Dude thinks he's dope..but can't match me line for line
So watch me give Raph a el that'll shatter the shell he hides in from time to time
Yo let me ignite the furnace. Seraph=divine? Psh your life is worthless
This nigga think he's going to heaven...but I'm not sure god takes pity on grown men who die as virgins
Let me emphasize that^he'll neverll get close to females if the guy ain't lurking
Chicks post up and give you the double space..lol kinda reminds me of your dry ass verses
I mean your gay as hell. It would be silly to respect ya
Coz you prostrate and do more circles around black slabs than pilgrimages to Mecca
Motherfucker ill kill you w/out a hint of regret. I'm such a stoic bastid
Ion care what Ph' levels are...but I sincerely hope you drown in a vat of hydrochloriic acid
Bro there's always more than meets the eye be-hind these bars of horror
But your shit? They'll never go crazy after every drop...no Chinese water torture

done.

[Attack of the Muff]

I got u on links

[Attack of the Muff]

Up faggots

[Attack of the Muff]

Lenox for vs poopkiller
N odd vs greedy

[Smog]

Only bitch we laughin at is you, can't take you seriously
Checked your old posts for ammo, couldn't believe the idiocy
Nah, this was statement'ish

Performed a lobotomy to see why you're so fuckin stupid
But it turned into a death ceremony after your brain was extruded
Ehh

My old man hit me once or twice, so this is my revenge
I'll beat on you so bad you'll never be able to write again
Ehhh

"Mrs. Muff I'm sorry to inform you, your husband is clinically retarded"
Corniest pickup line ever, but that didn't matter once the fucking started
What?

So now I've fucked you and your wife, this battle's over, it's finished
Quit RB now before the shred of dignity you have left is diminished
Statements ur whole verse vme off statement'ish...


Vs...

Sex is never consensual..chicks hate that you rape and you stole it
Any bitch that thinks Seraph is The One obviously never seen the fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded
Ehh iight.. Kinda stretched on the punch..


Dude thinks he's dope..but can't match me line for line
So watch me give Raph a el that'll shatter the shell he hides in from time to time
That was forced IMO didn't even really sound close to Raphael

Yo let me ignite the furnace. Seraph=divine? Psh your life is worthless
This nigga think he's going to heaven...but I'm not sure god takes pity on grown men who die as virgins
Iight,

Let me emphasize that^he'll neverll get close to females if the guy ain't lurking
Chicks post up and give you the double space..lol kinda reminds me of your dry ass verses
Lol, iight

I mean your gay as hell. It would be silly to respect ya
Coz you prostrate and do more circles around black slabs than pilgrimages to Mecca
Lmao, thought this was funny

Motherfucker ill kill you w/out a hint of regret. I'm such a stoic bastid
Ion care what Ph' levels are...but I sincerely hope you drown in a vat of hydrochloriic acid
Iight...

Bro there's always more than meets the eye be-hind these bars of horror
But your shit? They'll never go crazy after every drop...no Chinese water torture
Ehh..

Well after reading seraphs verse I knew 1 punch from fm would seek the deal n felt like he knew that so just put a verse together.. Why so many barz tho?? Ser u gotta be mo creative n firm punches bro, I'd suggest keep battling n see how vats structure barz bro.. Fm easy win no question...


Vote father...

[Amen]

Nothing

vs

Nothing

Didn't have anything worth quoting from either. Old school style vs Stretched bars. I do have Muff taking this with just better scratches. Can't really call those bars punches, lol. Seraph was wayyy to generic with his approach. Anyways, Muff gets the edge here with just a tad bit better garbage.

v/Muff

[Greedy]

Father muff:
Mecca, ph levels, water torture

Vs
Seraph:
Nothing to quote


Muff, ur Last 3 bars were good imo, the first few were a bit weakish. And that Raphael line was forced to me
Seraph, read sone old battles, and get a sense of the style here

Vote muff in a one-sided win

[Fresh]

Forgive me Father, for I'm about to sin
Fuckin this Pussy and tearin' up his skin
this is not a punch
Taking up this challenge was an error in judgement
This Father walk out of confession with a choir boy, making a belt adjustment
No punch here either
Only bitch we laughin at is you, can't take you seriously
Checked your old posts for ammo, couldn't believe the idiocy
very lazy
Performed a lobotomy to see why you're so fuckin stupid
But it turned into a death ceremony after your brain was extruded
lol lazy and not creative at all
My old man hit me once or twice, so this is my revenge
I'll beat on you so bad you'll never be able to write again
not a punch
"Mrs. Muff I'm sorry to inform you, your husband is clinically retarded"
Corniest pickup line ever, but that didn't matter once the fucking started
wtf ? lol
So now I've fucked you and your wife, this battle's over, it's finished
Quit RB now before the shred of dignity you have left is diminished
nothing here

vs

Sex is never consensual..chicks hate that you rape and you stole it
Any bitch that thinks Seraph is The One obviously never seen the fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded
not feeling this, stretched to fuck too
Dude thinks he's dope..but can't match me line for line
So watch me give Raph a el that'll shatter the shell he hides in from time to time
I get it, but it would be raph AN L so this isn't gonna work for me
Yo let me ignite the furnace. Seraph=divine? Psh your life is worthless
This nigga think he's going to heaven...but I'm not sure god takes pity on grown men who die as virgins
not feeling this
Let me emphasize that^he'll neverll get close to females if the guy ain't lurking
Chicks post up and give you the double space..lol kinda reminds me of your dry ass verses
a lil weak but a punch nonetheless
I mean your gay as hell. It would be silly to respect ya
Coz you prostrate and do more circles around black slabs than pilgrimages to Mecca
this was weird, not feelin it
Motherfucker ill kill you w/out a hint of regret. I'm such a stoic bastid
Ion care what Ph' levels are...but I sincerely hope you drown in a vat of hydrochloriic acid
I fucks with this
Bro there's always more than meets the eye be-hind these bars of horror
But your shit? They'll never go crazy after every drop...no Chinese water torture
I had a drop / chinese water torture concept too, not liking hte execution of this at all. Could have been dope but it fell flat.

Well father muff didn't need much to take the W here. PH levels was nice, and was enough to take this battle easily.

v/Father Muff

[Persist]

Statements

vs

Punches..

That's How I See This Battle, I'd Suggest That Seraph Look Around And See How We Do Punchlines Around Here And Try To Get The Basic Concept.
Everything Was Very Statementishy So There Wasn't Anything That I Liked Tbh. And Muff Just Did Enough To Get The Win.

Vote : Muff

[Seraph]

Aiight im off to look at how to throw a punch lmao. Obviously got a lot to learn.

[Joe Boston]

Taking up this challenge was an error in judgement
This Father walk out of confession with a choir boy, making a belt adjustment
this made me laugh other then that u gotta work on incorporating ur punches more of a text format most of them came off basic and gave me a vibe upon the rhyme scheme and flow more of an audio aspect.


Muff

Dude thinks he's dope..but can't match me line for line
So watch me give Raph a el that'll shatter the shell he hides in from time to time
Yo let me ignite the furnace. Seraph=divine? Psh your life is worthless
This nigga think he's going to heaven...but I'm not sure god takes pity on grown men who die as virgins
Let me emphasize that^he'll neverll get close to females if the guy ain't lurking
Chicks post up and give you the double space..lol kinda reminds me of your dry ass verses
I mean your gay as hell. It would be silly to respect ya
Coz you prostrate and do more circles around black slabs than pilgrimages to Mecca

some good nameplay. nice flips and good metaphore overall he was more consistant with the punches I quoted. more creativity and they actually hit.

V/Muff

[Lenox]

Nothing

Vs

Sex is never consensual..chicks hate that you rape and you stole it
Any bitch that thinks Seraph is The One obviously never seen the fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded

Overall this was sort of a weak battle if you looked at in my perspective, you could tell Father Muff wasn't trying too hard on this one, maybe this could of been better but he had more better attempts at punches and when quotable where Ser at nothing.. Keep at y'all.