Dyslexic vs. m.B.p

[Dyslexic]

20-30
no d/r, crew, hater votes
3-0 KO
5 votes wins
you know the rest, just say if you gonna spit first or second

[m.B.p.]

I already spit my verse on the battle you fucked up on, and there is no reason to edit it or make it better so here it is...


aight, fuck it//
i'll spitt first against this bitch dyslexic//
beating this fag ain't gonna be hecktic//
and if he ever saw a dick, he'd probably get down on his knees trying to suck and lick it//
i'm gonna squash your ass like a cricket//
i don't even have to be sober, so hold on, let me pick up this bong, and hit it//
philly'z phinest? haha it should be phily'z easyest//
and you can't possibly think you could stand up to cali's best//
when i'm done with you, you should trade in your dick and vest//
for a pussy and a dress//
it was a stupid idea think you could mess, with m.B.p.//
on raps hall of fame its gonna say, pac, big and me//
after my punches i'ma leave you wallowing in a pool of your own blood and eurin//
unconsciously thinkin, "i'ma kill em'" but thats just you wishn'//
then i'll go begin clubin'- your bitch will see me cripn'- i'll take her home and sart funkn'//
raw and hard, till she starts to cry//
actually that last bit was a lie//
she's such a slut she isn't even worth a hit it and quit it, only if she's lucky would i even let her lick it//
fuckin' hoe, no wonder you two go together like rocky and bullwinkle//
you just got beat so bad it can't be fun//
so quit right now, and go back to swallowing cum, what you can't think we are really that dumb//
that bitch you wit ain't really a good discize//
we know your just full of lies//
the people you really want to fuck are guys//

[m.B.p.]

are you going to show up................................................ ........
................................. i'm waiting for your verse

[m.B.p.]

this bitch is a no show....c'mon pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm still waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Noiz]

Gettin' To 100, Then Im Gonna' Hit Up This Battle, Aight?

Peace.

..............................

[m.B.p.]

when are you going to post your shit, c'mon, fucking no show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[*RC*]

I smell pussy, is that you dyslexic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[::POISON SERUM::]

fuck this is were yo ass hides RC he do me a fav can you get some peeps to my battle...............

[::POISON SERUM::]

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...5&pagenumber=2 this is the link i just need some votes

[m.B.p.]

you little bitch
post your shit
___________________________PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dyslexic]

m.B.p let sleepin' dogs lye/
cause you gonna regret when we see eye to eye/
Here's poetic justice/
You thought I'd be a no-show/
But instead I show up late and put your ass in the inferno/
m.B.p, Honestly, that shit was hypnotic/
it put me to sleep/
kid, you must still be hooked on phonics/
your punches are nothin if you don't got harmoincs/
every part of your rhyme scheme lacks textual methods/
that shit was so thin your name should be anorexic/
How'd you expect to bring down dyselxic/

My punches hit harder than an H-bomb/
But I still won't hit you as hard as I hit your mom/
You can't surpass my rap without mental dexterity/
You talk a lotta crap but chew pencils cause you scared of me/
I can't help but see the irony/
of a wannabe MC /
who's bout to get turned into an overnight statistic/
who unknowingly stumbled upon my cataclysmic/
punches that hit like Bruce Lee/
but a little more sadistic/
The thing that's really twisted is that you probably missed it/
You can't comprehend me cause my wordplay is so gifted/
Sometimes you weak shit didn't even rhyme/
Your bit lines got more donors than Frankestein/
you spit quik for a cat whose illiterate/
sound-it-out kid, you dumb as a bag of bricks/
You think your games tight cause you spit fast/
but those lyrics look like a project from a special ed. class/
Call the arson unit cause I just burnt yo ass/

[Icarus]

sad, this battle wasn't even close. I'ma have o vote for Dsylexic on this one because he had more... everything! Pucnhes meta's, multies you name it. I almost wasn't gonna give it to him because he took 4ever to post but he blew the other guy away

[Hidden]

someone call the police and report this rape! Dyslexic bent mbp over and made em his bitch! better punclines, good comebacks, good imagery!!!!1

vote dyslexic

[Crackills]

nice battle i can't vote yet both yall had nice verse ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////