A diss to Myself.. Jonathon

[Jon]

Diss to Myself… Jonathon

"you cry, then lie about it, don’t deny it
posted your picture for an hour then hide it?
yeah, we know you made HoF, big deal
and if your skill was for dinner..
..this'd be your last meal
you talk shit, "watch it", got it bitch?
only time you are sick wit illness..
..when your crotch itches
you got pimples, wash your face dude
no one cares about your crew..
..half of The Truth hates you
infact, you so wack you invite all of them
and the only reason they accept..
.. thier fingers tired from clicking "delete PM"
you collab with better people, so you look decent
and you have newbs nominate you..
.. when they think shit of your pieces
you have like a million alias's, dont act it out
and you know you duck so often..
..you've lost things to quack about
the only time people like ya is when your offline
dont try to hide that your the joke mankind
infact you emo bitch, go commit some suicide
you should smack youself..
..for thinking about battling AI
you write twenty lines, dissing youself loser
let me know..
.. are you an idiot? or just a preschooler
lmfao.. you must be gay, I bet your afraid
your so fucking wack..
.. the computers your life, your on it every day
your a fake", for gods sake,
did i get it all? or is there more bullshit on the way
you probably got tired of reading this?..
.. but thats all yall fucking say
i'm bored outta my mind
this is the diss, all of your rhymes..
.. thanks to all the haters
i've enjoyed wasting your time


Ok? I get the point, I've heard almost each one of these phrases daily. Get over yourself and get a life. Or are you so obsessed with my illness that its addicting

Will get two links.

[Jon]

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301448
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=300865

[Andrew..]

Could we all say, Hall Of Fame? All together now.

[Witty]

LMFAO I fucking loved this dude, it was sooooo fucking funny, I liked the way you put togather all the insults that you have gathered up over the amount of time you've been on Rb and put it together like this, it was really original, you did a really good job here dude, I really enjoyed reading it, it seemed to me that it was like a 'I don't give a fuck what haters say' type of thing, if not then I must have misread it wrong lol, but you did make all your haters look stupid in this one lol nice work dude, it was a fucking dope peice, and I loved it. Keep dropping dude, your peices just keep getting better and better, peace dude.

[Jon]

uppin.. oh, this only took me 10 mins, I memoriezed the prases I hear them so often.. lmfao

[Witty]

uppin.. oh, this only took me 10 mins, I memoriezed the prases I hear them so often.. lmfao

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...16#post4719916

RTf please

[EYE RONIC]

You have no illness, seriously, RB has got to your head, and soon you'll realize you're a member of the 'Since I can type correctly and get a vet in my crew, I must be ill' crew. You're in a phase, it'll wipe out soon, and you'll see reality.

[Jon]

You have no illness, seriously, RB has got to your head, and soon you'll realize you're a member of the 'Since I can type correctly and get a vet in my crew, I must be ill' crew. You're in a phase, it'll wipe out soon, and you'll see reality.

^ My insparation..

Just to let you know..
Most of SC and I will be glad you watch you leave RB.

[EYE RONIC]

^ My insparation..

Just to let you know..
Most of SC and I will be glad you watch you leave RB.

Vice versa.

[Jon]

Uppin.. Want the haters to read.

[Illegal.]

that was tight kid, nice disses at yaself...especially tha personals, i can tell you one of them dudes with a crazy ass mind if you dissin yaself openly lol with personals but nice 7/10

some of tha lines coulda connected better, check my OM when you get a chance n give sum construct...its much appreciated

[Richard Parker]

Passive, if you're not going to reply to the piece, don't post in OM period. Jonathon, this was a gay idea, and honestly, the diss to yourself was OK but not great. But I did find it funny in the end when you said to all the haters, i wasted your time. or whatever

[Tae]

aint really like it, good idea but i feel like no one can diis you better than you can and if you did it you shud of did it like Cassidy and str8 killed yaself, also that wud of made it so when niggaz say shyt, people'll be like "what the fuck he said that bout hinself already"...or maybe not, again, im high as a bitch.

[Jon]

Why the fuck do people leave more feed on a diss than they do on a piece that took me 20 mins..

This was effortless.. to me that makes no since.. I guess you want to spend as much effort feeding the piece as I did writing.. ghey

[Rick James.]

yeah, we know you made HoF, big deal
and if your skill was for dinner..
..this'd be your last meal

fukin nice piece i loved this kinda of an eminem style diss expect to yourself lol well u had alot of nice multies that really helped the flow which was really nice...u had some really good wordplay and vocab in this...this wasent really creative as alot of ppl try to diss them selfs but it never really works ur peiece on the other hand was really nice good job with this i think its HOF for sure...