Jesus Chris (1-0) Vs. Chrit (1-0)

[Mystery~Murdera]

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[FPS Cuba]

I got a while to write this one.. 20 Chrit ol chap ?

[Chrit.]

20 is good, Quo

[Chrit.]

I could give a fuck what you wrote, I can call all my quotes
In fact
This'll be the first time in years, people be sayin 50 is dope
Quo's bitch, thats why I stay hittin hoes. trick
Then divide and conquer and always end with a Quotient
Dont say that the style switched, cause this faggot just might bitch...
Even though when he was dope, Quo was only a sidekick...
...to Av,
'N thats sad, when you come #2 to a biter
So you best retire, for your jaw gets wired
And busted as fuck... when Quo get the snub...
nose end of a revolver duke'll start to piss in his trunks
It isnt enough to beat him... this whore will be bleedin
Like his moms in the kitchen using a hanger to reach him
You werent wanted punk!, just a waste of some semen
Aint you know, those who dont know the past are bound to repeat it
Quo's a beaten man, the leagues biggest disease
Who claims dope, but aint won consistently... since '03
Better act fast, cause I bash cats with no plan for attack
'N have a label contact you... yep, the one on my handwrap
You wack fag, saw ya real pic, dont know how you'd show skill
You aint look like Em... but now the bridge of ur nose will
All broken n shit, bound to get dismantled quick
How ya gon' field my punches, you cant even handle $pit!
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
'N dont talk about voices, since yours must despise you
Considering you no-show audio even more than I do
Thats weak duke... just like the team that aint here now
'cause the Elite 8.... Quo's punk ass for years now
We aint dumb... we know how Quo makes his fine runs...
I mean, JC's a biter... and HE's where you get lines from
30 done and out, you got clout? Bitch keep clownin...
...n rubbernecking while I rap piano wire around it
I'm astounded... how much this geek needs fans...
Went from smoking herb... to being the weed, man
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
You whore me? Never. In fact we'd all feel better...
if you'd followed through the 8 times you've left here forever
But ur addicted... I'm honest to god... you need a new life man
When you resort to pissing contests with Tax's hype man, I am...
Its sad as shit... you'll always fail, I'm bettin on it...
Cause ur life revolves around the net more than Dennis Rodman
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls then stoner's hacky sacks
Dont talk ya'self up chump, you've never been banging
So in this fight...
...I'll rope a dope, then just leave him hangin
Faggot... keep cryin... but I just pummled this mark
'n left his eyes runnin'... out of fear of the dark

[FPS Cuba]

Where'd you bite this verse, oh wait, don't tell us
Cuz ya unbitten punches are so cheesy..
they make Wisconsin jealous
.
.
Seriously now,
you gettin respect from cats who ain't here? course you do
THEY'RE STILL HERE BITCH, they jus don't wanna talk to you
and i bet that shit's hurtin duke, you're spittin wit a great
i'll kick ya ass wit the same shoes you're not fit enough to lace
you're a text disgrace, yo i'm straight killin this clown
n it's funny how ya hidden talent has yet to be found
Kid fuckin claims he's the champ, so let the damage be dealt
Chrit like white kids in timeout, he can't handle the belt
kid we laugh at you so hard, we cough up a lung
my dicks in ya mouth so much, people think it's part of ya tongue
you think you got skill kid, and i'll never kno why
whoever fuckin said you was dope, was a terrible lie
like i said, they lyin, you dope ? you tryin to handle a God
all eyes on you ? But they ain't feelin ya shit, like a mirage
pound for pound, i'll leave this clown, knocked coldto the ground
cuz kid ya posts shouldn't even count, like in The Lounge
oo originality over ya head ? ya verse is what no one felt
prolly didn't get my last bar, cuz the only thing you gettin's the L
kid you a shark. a biter. how you bite all that shit, that's sour
50 lines ? guess now you can bite ALL of prowlers
here i'll predict ya verse, you'll go ahead and post 50 lines up
2 punches were recycled, the other's are wack as fuck
text is for fun kid, i fell off ? nah bitch this is a hobby
Chrit's washed up... yea i kno i fucked up when i hid the body
i'll slit this bitch's throat, if it'll hinder his movements
ya verse was so wack, cum lines woulda been a helluva improvement
see kid, step to me, and you'll get ya ass kicked
ya verses are like summer school, even the retards fail to grasp it
ya shit always looks suspect, they might not, but i kno
n it really makes me wonder, when ya text has better flow then ya audio
seriously man, you think i'm really tryin dukes ?
fuck you sound like you can't hear the beat you rhymin to
i kno, shit i kno, n as far as it goes..
i'mma cut ya wrists up, like they had volume controls
coke got ya feverish ? chrit claims he likes to sniff
only white lines you near, is the chalk outline i leave ya with
you plain out wack, it's seriously, and simple to say
after this, ya mom's will have to take ya shoelaces away

that's 40-42 somewhere in there.. ENTER THE VOTES

[Aines]

I could give a fuck what you wrote, I can call all my quotes
In fact
This'll be the first time in years, people be sayin 50 is dope


lmfao DAMN

[Zed Peace]

Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material

oh shit lmao.

will edit vote later. it wasn't a good battle tho seriously. should've just went 20 or something.

[Vaskez]

Quo's bitch, thats why I stay hittin hoes. trick
Then divide and conquer and always end with a Quotient
Better act fast, cause I bash cats with no plan for attack
'N have a label contact you... yep, the one on my handwrap
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
^^what ya on about Meth died? good wordplay tho
Thats weak duke... just like the team that aint here now
'cause the Elite 8.... Quo's punk ass for years now
We aint dumb... we know how Quo makes his fine runs...
I mean, JC's a biter... and HE's where you get lines from
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
You whore me? Never. In fact we'd all feel better...
if you'd followed through the 8 times you've left here forever
Its sad as shit... you'll always fail, I'm bettin on it...
Cause ur life revolves around the net more than Dennis Rodman
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
Dont talk ya'self up chump, you've never been banging
So in this fight...
...I'll rope a dope, then just leave him hangin

vs.


.
.
Seriously now,
you gettin respect from cats who ain't here? course you do
THEY'RE STILL HERE BITCH, they jus don't wanna talk to you
and i bet that shit's hurtin duke, you're spittin wit a great
i'll kick ya ass wit the same shoes you're not fit enough to lace
you're a text disgrace, yo i'm straight killin this clown
n it's funny how ya hidden talent has yet to be found
Kid fuckin claims he's the champ, so let the damage be dealt
Chrit like white kids in timeout, he can't handle the belt
like i said, they lyin, you dope ? you tryin to handle a God
all eyes on you ? But they ain't feelin ya shit, like a mirage
oo originality over ya head ? ya verse is what no one felt
prolly didn't get my last bar, cuz the only thing you gettin's the L
ya shit always looks suspect, they might not, but i kno
n it really makes me wonder, when ya text has better flow then ya audio
seriously man, you think i'm really tryin dukes ?
fuck you sound like you can't hear the beat you rhymin to

v/Chrit, more lines I liked, not bad battle

[Jay Walker]

chrit. i didnt really get into your verse until that handwrap line. everything else just seemed like filler with a little insult to it. but once i got there you stayed pretty consistent throughout, maybe a few bars that i just wasnt feeling at all, and a few that i liked alot. real nice verse in my opinion. chris. i know you havent been around for a minute, but to let you in on some advice, biting lines are really really really played against chrit, so unless you're coming with one thats just really really creative and original, its more than likely not going to appeal with a bang. nevertheless, your verse was pretty well, too. that mirage line was pretty cool, but really, the only two couplets that stood out for me were the washed up line and your closer. the closer was so simple, but it was dope imo. if you would have put more time into it, I think it would have been alot closer, cause it seems like your rushed alot of your shit, because so many of your concepts are so basic. it was a good battle, and i did enjoy the read, i just thought chrit edged it here. good shit though fellas.

[$pitacular]

I could give a fuck what you wrote, I can call all my quotes
In fact
This'll be the first time in years, people be sayin 50 is dope
Quo's bitch, thats why I stay hittin hoes. trick
Then divide and conquer and always end with a Quotient
It isnt enough to beat him... this whore will be bleedin
Like his moms in the kitchen using a hanger to reach him - nasty lol
Better act fast, cause I bash cats with no plan for attack
'N have a label contact you... yep, the one on my handwrap - sick.
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material - lmao
'N dont talk about voices, since yours must despise you
Considering you no-show audio even more than I do
Thats weak duke... just like the team that aint here now
'cause the Elite 8.... Quo's punk ass for years now - liked this one
We aint dumb... we know how Quo makes his fine runs...
I mean, JC's a biter... and HE's where you get lines from
30 done and out, you got clout? Bitch keep clownin...
...n rubbernecking while I rap piano wire around it - nice
I'm astounded... how much this geek needs fans...
Went from smoking herb... to being the weed, man - laughed at this one.. creative way to call em a herb
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy - very nice.
You whore me? Never. In fact we'd all feel better...
if you'd followed through the 8 times you've left here forever - ill personal
But ur addicted... I'm honest to god... you need a new life man
When you resort to pissing contests with Tax's hype man, I am...
Its sad as shit... you'll always fail, I'm bettin on it...
Cause ur life revolves around the net more than Dennis Rodman
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor - decent
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls then stoner's hacky sacks


a very well keyed 50.. somebody's back on their game...

vs

you gettin respect from cats who ain't here? course you do
THEY'RE STILL HERE BITCH, they jus don't wanna talk to you - ruthless.. I like
and i bet that shit's hurtin duke, you're spittin wit a great
i'll kick ya ass wit the same shoes you're not fit enough to lace - lmao
you're a text disgrace, yo i'm straight killin this clown
n it's funny how ya hidden talent has yet to be found - nice
Kid fuckin claims he's the champ, so let the damage be dealt
Chrit like white kids in timeout, he can't handle the belt - havent seen that before, nice
kid we laugh at you so hard, we cough up a lung
my dicks in ya mouth so much, people think it's part of ya tongue - oooh shiiiiiit the rhyming just made that sick
like i said, they lyin, you dope ? you tryin to handle a God
all eyes on you ? But they ain't feelin ya shit, like a mirage - nice
pound for pound, i'll leave this clown, knocked coldto the ground
cuz kid ya posts shouldn't even count, like in The Lounge
here i'll predict ya verse, you'll go ahead and post 50 lines up
2 punches were recycled, the other's are wack as fuck
text is for fun kid, i fell off ? nah bitch this is a hobby
Chrit's washed up... yea i kno i fucked up when i hid the body - DOPE.
i'll slit this bitch's throat, if it'll hinder his movements
ya verse was so wack, cum lines woulda been a helluva improvement
ya shit always looks suspect, they might not, but i kno
n it really makes me wonder, when ya text has better flow then ya audio

Quo... I don't know why you're signing out.. this was pretty fresh shit...

all in all a nice read from both

Chrit edged it with a few more quotables.. but it was VERY close.

v/Chrit

[Erupt]

nice battle vote chrit

[Sobe]

I could give a fuck what you wrote, I can call all my quotes
In fact
This'll be the first time in years, people be sayin 50 is dope
And busted as fuck... when Quo get the snub...
nose end of a revolver duke'll start to piss in his trunks
You werent wanted punk!, just a waste of some semen
Aint you know, those who dont know the past are bound to repeat it
Better act fast, cause I bash cats with no plan for attack
'N have a label contact you... yep, the one on my handwrap
You wack fag, saw ya real pic, dont know how you'd show skill
You aint look like Em... but now the bridge of ur nose will
All broken n shit, bound to get dismantled quick
How ya gon' field my punches, you cant even handle $pit!
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
Thats weak duke... just like the team that aint here now
'cause the Elite 8.... Quo's punk ass for years now
We aint dumb... we know how Quo makes his fine runs...
I mean, JC's a biter... and HE's where you get lines from
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
You whore me? Never. In fact we'd all feel better...
if you'd followed through the 8 times you've left here forever
Its sad as shit... you'll always fail, I'm bettin on it...
Cause ur life revolves around the net more than Dennis Rodman
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls then stoner's hacky sacks

vs.

you gettin respect from cats who ain't here? course you do
THEY'RE STILL HERE BITCH, they jus don't wanna talk to you
Kid fuckin claims he's the champ, so let the damage be dealt
Chrit like white kids in timeout, he can't handle the belt
like i said, they lyin, you dope ? you tryin to handle a God
all eyes on you ? But they ain't feelin ya shit, like a mirage
text is for fun kid, i fell off ? nah bitch this is a hobby
Chrit's washed up... yea i kno i fucked up when i hid the body
oo originality over ya head ? ya verse is what no one felt
prolly didn't get my last bar, cuz the only thing you gettin's the L
ya shit always looks suspect, they might not, but i kno
n it really makes me wonder, when ya text has better flow then ya audio

v/ Chrit

[Cody Nash]

I could give a fuck what you wrote, I can call all my quotes
In fact
This'll be the first time in years, people be sayin 50 is dope
ouch
Quo's bitch, thats why I stay hittin hoes. trick
Then divide and conquer and always end with a Quotient
mmk.
Dont say that the style switched, cause this faggot just might bitch...
Even though when he was dope, Quo was only a sidekick...
...to Av,
lmao ..
'N thats sad, when you come #2 to a biter
So you best retire, for your jaw gets wired
na ..
And busted as fuck... when Quo get the snub...
nose end of a revolver duke'll start to piss in his trunks
lol
It isnt enough to beat him... this whore will be bleedin
Like his moms in the kitchen using a hanger to reach him
rofl
You werent wanted punk!, just a waste of some semen
Aint you know, those who dont know the past are bound to repeat it
cool
Quo's a beaten man, the leagues biggest disease
Who claims dope, but aint won consistently... since '03
ok
Better act fast, cause I bash cats with no plan for attack
'N have a label contact you... yep, the one on my handwrap
lol
You wack fag, saw ya real pic, dont know how you'd show skill
You aint look like Em... but now the bridge of ur nose will
good
All broken n shit, bound to get dismantled quick
How ya gon' field my punches, you cant even handle $pit!
lol
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
ok
'N dont talk about voices, since yours must despise you
Considering you no-show audio even more than I do
lol
Thats weak duke... just like the team that aint here now
'cause the Elite 8.... Quo's punk ass for years now
lol good
We aint dumb... we know how Quo makes his fine runs...
I mean, JC's a biter... and HE's where you get lines from
good
30 done and out, you got clout? Bitch keep clownin...
...n rubbernecking while I rap piano wire around it
lol
I'm astounded... how much this geek needs fans...
Went from smoking herb... to being the weed, man
lol
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
goddamn, stop! ..lol
You whore me? Never. In fact we'd all feel better...
if you'd followed through the 8 times you've left here forever
lol
But ur addicted... I'm honest to god... you need a new life man
When you resort to pissing contests with Tax's hype man, I am...
lol ..
Its sad as shit... you'll always fail, I'm bettin on it...
Cause ur life revolves around the net more than Dennis Rodman
meh, ok.
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
lol
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls then stoner's hacky sacks
lol
Dont talk ya'self up chump, you've never been banging
So in this fight...
...I'll rope a dope, then just leave him hangin
rofl
Faggot... keep cryin... but I just pummled this mark
'n left his eyes runnin'... out of fear of the dark
ha ..

vs

Where'd you bite this verse, oh wait, don't tell us
Cuz ya unbitten punches are so cheesy..
they make Wisconsin jealous
rofl ..
Seriously now,
you gettin respect from cats who ain't here? course you do
THEY'RE STILL HERE BITCH, they jus don't wanna talk to you
ok
and i bet that shit's hurtin duke, you're spittin wit a great
i'll kick ya ass wit the same shoes you're not fit enough to lace
ok
you're a text disgrace, yo i'm straight killin this clown
n it's funny how ya hidden talent has yet to be found
k ..
Kid fuckin claims he's the champ, so let the damage be dealt
Chrit like white kids in timeout, he can't handle the belt
good
kid we laugh at you so hard, we cough up a lung
my dicks in ya mouth so much, people think it's part of ya tongue
ok ..
you think you got skill kid, and i'll never kno why
whoever fuckin said you was dope, was a terrible lie
lol
like i said, they lyin, you dope ? you tryin to handle a God
all eyes on you ? But they ain't feelin ya shit, like a mirage
ok
pound for pound, i'll leave this clown, knocked coldto the ground
cuz kid ya posts shouldn't even count, like in The Lounge
meh
oo originality over ya head ? ya verse is what no one felt
prolly didn't get my last bar, cuz the only thing you gettin's the L
lol, L punches are bit played but this was good
kid you a shark. a biter. how you bite all that shit, that's sour
50 lines ? guess now you can bite ALL of prowlers
lol
here i'll predict ya verse, you'll go ahead and post 50 lines up
2 punches were recycled, the other's are wack as fuck
hah ..
text is for fun kid, i fell off ? nah bitch this is a hobby
Chrit's washed up... yea i kno i fucked up when i hid the body
lol
i'll slit this bitch's throat, if it'll hinder his movements
ya verse was so wack, cum lines woulda been a helluva improvement
lol
see kid, step to me, and you'll get ya ass kicked
ya verses are like summer school, even the retards fail to grasp it
rofl
ya shit always looks suspect, they might not, but i kno
n it really makes me wonder, when ya text has better flow then ya audio
hah ..
seriously man, you think i'm really tryin dukes ?
fuck you sound like you can't hear the beat you rhymin to
ok
i kno, shit i kno, n as far as it goes..
i'mma cut ya wrists up, like they had volume controls
lol
coke got ya feverish ? chrit claims he likes to sniff
only white lines you near, is the chalk outline i leave ya with
ok
you plain out wack, it's seriously, and simple to say
after this, ya mom's will have to take ya shoelaces away
lol

meh, i dunno. a lot of chrits verse seemed like filler and then chris had a couple played lines ..It's close to call. But i think chrit's punches hit a little harder and had more witt ..so, yeah

V/Chrit

[Mystery~Murdera]

Chrit wins.