my rhymes are...
...iller than terry shiava bustin out 100 bars
...sicker than rosanne barr knittin a scarf made of sars
...shocked as ellen degeneras when discovering she was from mars(gay joke)
...bout as ethical as hitler casted in "the passion" as the main part
...more chaotic than rosie o donnel when the zoo announces feeding
...true as bush and regan carpoolin to a white supremecy meetin
...brutal as the recorded tape of the rodney king beatin
...impossible as the children of the atom beefin
...no less than perfect but more than simply underestimated
...rawer than pussy left untouched and unmasterbated
...eerie as lil kim and william hung startin a relationship datin
...colder than antifreeze dropped on icy canadian pavement
...labored on, like overseas where kids stich up nikes at age 5
...the rush of a rollercoaster ride after numerous coke lines
...never fronted, like weed bought in nickles and dimes
...spit way ahead of its time due to a master theisis of a mind
...hostile, like the media towards any forward progression
...real enough to teach mc's how to spot lyrical intervention
...spit straight, no crooked bars under suspection
cuz my rhymes are...
...a double edged musical weapon