If I was a woman.

[Chris Black]

For a living, I'd be a porn star. One of the porn stars who only does lesbian scenes or bondabe scenes that don't involve m/f sex. I'd film every day and be a fucking bajillionair.

What about you guys? If you were a woman, what would be your traits and what would you do for a living?

[Xrodmix]

Marry a ugly rich guy and become a Gold Digger

[Devastator™]

I honestly couldn't tell you...

[Chris Black]

Eeeewww@Fucking some ugly dude. You'd suck at life, and whoring.

[Cam'pon]

If i was a woman i'd be so hot

I'd get all the dudes......

word

*goes to question sexuality*

[Chris Black]

I honestly couldn't tell you...

You'd be a fluffer for my movie company. I'd pay you in Corona and lesbian sex.

[-->Top Shotta<--]

i'd probably say "Wicked's" idea is the best lol...

[Johnny 6-feet]

Fuck i don't know. I'd probably masterbate a lot and fuck with peoples heads. And i'd definately pack a can of mace and a stungun for overeager piss heads.

And i'd still be trying to be an actor.

[Sir Skiddz SoPhrenic]

Yeah word.. I'll work for wicked..

[Stand Steel]

I'd be a secretary and be happy with less than minimum wage as long as my perverted boss would hit on me atleast 5 times a day. Then I'd go home to my fatherless kids and make them some spaghetti-o's and kool-aid. Then I'd fall asleep watching some romantic comedy.

I'd wake up and repeat.

[Chris Black]

Word. After I made enough money, I'd run the company and retire from film, so I could have more time to whore out other girls and make millions on their backs while they struggle and only get a couple thousand per movie. I'd be the evil queen of porn. Then I'd come out with a magazine that only had lesbian sex in it. I'd get famous people with my new riches(everyone has a price) and we'd sell more than playboy.

I think I've thought this out too much. Does that make me... "fruity"?

[Sir Skiddz SoPhrenic]

a couple of thousand doesnt amount to lesbian sex. thats priceless

[..3rdEye..]

i would be a whore, at the age of 16 i would sell myself to male P.E teachers, get laid by random men in my neighborhoood, finger myself on the bus in exchange for a box of cigarettes, make sex tapes and sell them to [eople in college.

if i WAS a woman.

[Chris Black]

a couple of thousand doesnt amount to lesbian sex. thats priceless

Lmao. Sooo True.

i would be a whore, at the age of 16 i would sell myself to male P.E teachers, get laid by random men in my neighborhoood, finger myself on the bus in exchange for a box of cigarettes, make sex tapes and sell them to [eople in college.

You'd be such a dirty skank ho.




























I like it. :yes:

[Stand Steel]

I also wouldn't shave my armpits, cause fuck that.