people who say jesus talked ot them

[Jonezy]

..ive always imagined jesus to be a barry white lookalike

[flump]

[RXL]

why isint mike is legends?

[Pair-A-Dyce]

*dead*

[Sinder Velvin]

yo i just realised how crazy these people are

cause jesus dont even look like the image people accept of him.

for real jesus didnt really look like the long face skinny light skinned guy doggy dogg. its more relaistic to think jesus looked similar to this


the image you know as jesus is really just michelangelo's depiction of him, that was really inspired by his uncle, not the true image of jesus. but threwout time people have come to accept that image as the true image of jesus

so i came to the conclusion that, that motherfucker talking to people in dreams and shit is michelangelo's uncle just predenting to be jesus and getting away with it.

someone call the cops on that nigga for identity theft

You're right, man. Jesus probably looked something similar to that, not at all how he's being portrayed most of the time.