about 2 months ago i wrote this amazing song for another site.. it made me on that site ... ms heretic..... and it was so nefarious and evil but the site went under and i tired to write w/e i had so here goes nothing...
heretiC..
yo I guess it all started back in ccd class
when I burned a bible n stuck a crucifix up my teachers ass
[your in big trouble] why father? its funny people laughed
[your going to hell your decending fast!]
thank you finally I can leave this church and go home
[I knew you were da devil repent atone!]
fuck no get outa here have some fun rape a nun
be a man leave little boys alone hit a home run
[my word] my word whut word up [what?]
sister linda's a slut [good god you’re nuts!]
not really just insane inane sometimes a bane
but im doing this o entertain not to cause pain
so a sed fuck it and walked down a corridor
crosses for decor, i cant take it no more!
AHHH so than i ran as fast as i can...
then bumped into a gay man god daaammmnnn!
sorry i hope ur not da pope man but dat wood be dope
u know funny a joke but i gotta go
then i stumbled into a room it had a pantry n a sink
so i took the holy grail and had a lil drink
drinkin all day in class the wine made me tipsy
just lik the crosses i hang upside down and flipsy
[O lord save us its satan] OOO! where he at?
[THERE!] who me? no but close hey cutie lets chat.. [NOOO]
so i hooked up wit an alter boy in a confession booth
screw repenting this place has an entire different use
so i left the alter server unholy and perplexed
i mean, preist screw boys he should be used to sex
to top it off laughing hysterically i set the chuch on fire
then i got on the mic and rapped with the choir
and i sed screw this cult religion and the cathlic church!
all those stupid commandments and pope john paul the 1st!
sorry god! but u have to admit it was hilarious!!
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