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Thread: Krazy Kracka

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    Krazy Kracka

    Yo im on a quest to find out why womens pussies have a fishy smell
    Im knocking on my grandmothers door to ask her wish me well
    Say hi to the bad guy of society
    I stay high till i grab my sobriety
    Listen punk i'll rip out your heart and watch ya bleed
    Im the rap version of mark 'chopper' read
    I always fuck my life up its no bullshit
    Im playing russian roulette with a full clip
    My doctors are naieve their trying to make me sane
    Im out protesting for a gangbang with jenna jameson and chasey lain
    Im gonna cut my balls off and sell em on ebay
    Shit nobodies bought em yet its been three days
    Yo i'll put you fuckers in an eternal coma
    Some say im cartoonish ok so i'll burgle homer
    Simpson cause i want a doughnut and a duff beer
    I got chief wiggum after me cause i snuff queers

    Im a mass muderer so in my flat all you see is red walls
    For my girlfriends last birthday i shaved her head bald
    You know something i couldnt care less
    Ive turned into a cannibal im eating a girls bare chest
    Shit im choking on the bitches nipple ring
    I got another bitch pulling out my nut hairs its crippling
    Now im out on the street trying to shoot cops
    What i just heard fuck the police on the jukebox
    Dope as fuck my songs will forever be
    My mission in life is to fuck more bitches than ron jeremy
    I was just talking to this bitch she said she wanted to marry hitler
    I walked away from her quick and passed an orphanage run by gary glitter
    He was shouting come come on
    I shouted you sick bastard this is a dumb song
    What you except im the bastard son of michael myers
    My ma was raped by him, freddy, jason and ozzy with a pair of plyers

    this just a couple of verses just crazy lines nothing deep except it for what it is.

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    Ok. Like u said gotta accept it for what it is. Seemed like a story bout a crasy ass dude. Pretty funny in some parts. Vocab wan't all that, but I don't think you were trying to focus on that in this piece. So hey, overall preety good drop. uppin ur next drop man.

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    lmao. funny shit man.. i like these kinda drops, reminds me of Eminem back in the day.. Slim Shady LP and shit.. not much to critique about a piece like this.. but I'll point out my favorite lines.

    Yo im on a quest to find out why womens pussies have a fishy smell
    Im knocking on my grandmothers door to ask her wish me well
    Say hi to the bad guy of society
    I stay high till i grab my sobriety
    I always fuck my life up its no bullshit
    Im playing russian roulette with a full clip
    Im gonna cut my balls off and sell em on ebay
    Shit nobodies bought em yet its been three days
    Simpson cause i want a doughnut and a duff beer
    I got chief wiggum after me cause i snuff queers


    second verse..

    Im a mass muderer so in my flat all you see is red walls
    For my girlfriends last birthday i shaved her head bald
    Shit im choking on the bitches nipple ring
    I got another bitch pulling out my nut hairs its crippling
    Dope as fuck my songs will forever be
    My mission in life is to fuck more bitches than ron jeremy



    my favorite outta all of these was the russian roulette line.. shit was dope.. anyway, good drop and stay up.. peace.
    Been a real one.

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    The ideas definitely work with the topic, very funny and wild. The wordplay keeps this together, you had good concepts. A different type of verse, and you were able to pull it off. Some raw lines, sex lines, had a good mix of styles.
    Thanks for checkin out my open mic.

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    Appreciate the feed im gonna post up some deeper shit for my next post.
    Im uppin this 2 more times hers the first one.

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    funny, liked it

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    lol
    that was funny as fuck
    i think you even outdid em on that drop

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    damn nice was good

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    You had some nice lines that I thought were cool but the story was just a little crazy. I mean damn rippin hearts out and all that but overall it was good.

    RTF in my sig.

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    like ya said...nothing deep...but funny instead...didn't have a strong vocab,but ya didn't need one olso,yar main focus were crazy lines,old eminem style.i must say that made me laugh a couple of times.especialy the russian roulette one.now for the piece itself:Structure ok,flow good,wordplay-could've done better).keep it up!

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