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Thread: My Dick Is 'Soo long', While Yours Is 'Hello'

  1. November 29th, 2004, 06:21 AM #1
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    My Dick Is 'Soo long', While Yours Is 'Hello'

    I've given girls scars on their knees, when they use to just talk
    cuz bitches always trip over my dick, like I do when I walk
    so the bitches open their mouth, I tell ‘em to give it a try
    but the truth is hard to swallow, and my dick is no lie
    u best believe im being real, why do you challenge me?
    cuz my dick aint a huge fallacy, its just a huge phallus, see
    i keep bitches happy and clean, see it aint just about the fun
    deep throatin my cock is a good time ‘n a colostomy in one
    so you wear extra large protection? what is that proving?
    fuck magnums, my dick comes strapped with an oozie
    not even the biggest condom fits!, u'd have trouble as well
    benzino put my dick in the source, cuz its too big fo double XL
    they act like scared troy chicks, if i ever rock condoms son
    bitches call me the Trojan Horse, because im hung like one
    I talked bout jimmy hats for a minute, its something to see
    Goodyear went broke tryna make a custom condom for me
    so durin sex, im confessin- i only use IVs for my protection
    becuz i need blood transfusions just to support my erection
    im always at confession, God always forgave me my crimes
    and you can say he gave me an inch, about fourty-eight times
    theres pride amongst friends, jacking off, pissing, but shit man
    how many kids do you know also equipped with a kick stand?
    Im not a real kinky fan, I guess I like a bitch that’s a moaner
    but the definition of golden shower,
    …is goin to the bathroom after I piss with a boner
    im even too much for a fat chick, because dammit the fact is
    fedex n UPS went on a joint venture just to handle my package
    ur hung like a hobbit, while I can hang around the black kids
    call me gandolf, cuz my white shaft hits the ground like magic
    for real, the black myth? i no longer think they are pretending
    cuz im a white boy, and my dick is fucking racist against me
    sex with me is a religious experience, now your bitches will see
    cuz after the missionary position, they’ll take a vow of celibacy
    so if ur not stocked, its got to be shitty, really something to pity
    every guy has a member, but i got a motherfucking committee

    Hah!
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  2. November 29th, 2004, 06:22 AM #2
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  3. November 29th, 2004, 06:36 AM #3
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    what tha fuck
    but I like your raw attitude
    It's what tha real world is missing
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  4. November 29th, 2004, 04:09 PM #4
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    Yo thanks for the peep man, appreciated...
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  5. November 29th, 2004, 05:23 PM #5
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    That was fuckin funny shit lololol loved it and was so easy to read, man you are comedy. Lokin forward to more of that.
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  6. November 29th, 2004, 05:42 PM #6
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    Lol. This piece was hilarious. I only came on here because the title made me think it would be laughably bad, but I was very much mistaken. Some very funny concepts, and seriously comic punches (in a good way). The kick stand line was excellent, and the closing line was superb. Very good stuff. I think I'll look out for more of your stuff. The only thing I can really say is that you should try and put this piece up again with a name people are more likely to read. The one you've given it at the moment makes it seem like it's going to be some talentless idiot trying to tell everybody he's good. I'll leave that up to you. This was a really funny piece though, and it's a shame more people haven't commented on it.
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  7. November 29th, 2004, 06:23 PM #7
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    I agree with the last guy i was thinkin this would be stupid but it was great... the flow was choppy... and not quitw right in places but i was to busy laughin to care.. nice post...
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  8. November 29th, 2004, 06:40 PM #8
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    lol, well delivered, very outspoken literature

    that was very creative piece, hope to hear more of this.......

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Joey
    I agree with the last guy i was thinkin this would be stupid but it was great... the flow was choppy... and not quitw right in places but i was to busy laughin to care.. nice post...
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  9. November 29th, 2004, 06:43 PM #9
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    Best Comedic Performance goes to.....

    *drumroll*

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  10. November 29th, 2004, 06:49 PM #10
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    lmao this shit is funny....ya u deserve that ^^, nice structure to this ''piece''
    funny as can be tho man.........
    "ya i see you nigguhs mean muggin on poarches, unload that clip and watch em scatter like roaches"
    ima foo wit it! girl gimme dat pussy i kno wut to do wit it!

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  11. November 29th, 2004, 08:06 PM #11
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    lmfaooo.. i actually 'lol`ed'.. 'twas a great piece.. flow was nice.. but the content.. shit had me rolling.. just about every line ended funny.. great shit man.. really great.. i was expecting wack shit.. n' you gave me ill n' funny.. props.
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  12. November 30th, 2004, 03:41 AM #12
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    Yo good looks y'all, aprreciate the feed...and glad to hear y'all had some laughs.
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  13. November 30th, 2004, 03:53 AM #13
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    i agree with everyone else lol this shit was funny and actually made sense lol post some more funny shit up ill be glad to look at it
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  14. November 30th, 2004, 07:13 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnrealDeal
    i agree with everyone else lol this shit was funny and actually made sense lol post some more funny shit up ill be glad to look at it
    I'm usually on the battle/flex type shizz, I may do another comical piece in the future...either way keep an eye out for ANY of my shit aight...

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    Uppin this shizz before I roll to work...
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