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View Poll Results: Who won this battle?

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Thread: PostmorteM vs. Assazin

  1. #1
    -Dead- PostmorteM's Avatar
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    PostmorteM vs. Assazin

    10-12 lines max
    No biting or recycling
    No dickryde/hate/crew votes
    Both verses due within 24 hours after the 2nd check in
    I.J.L.

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    Talk that shit the assasin gon hawk and spit
    the most disturbing vokab you can suck a cock and split
    quit throwin a fit ya a little baby havin a temper tantrum
    I'll bust all in yo girl and make her swallow the magnum
    I've had I'm done ready to release explosions
    yo krew a bunch of fags and your all sugar coated
    yo bitch is bloated from drinkin all of my cum bubbles
    it's a tough hustle when ya scrapin fa chips in mud puddles
    ya style's minimum wage I think I'll pass
    the assazin rather sit and sip interplaneterium gas

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    I ruin ya health, this kids name just led this dude to his death
    It doesnt take the first three letters to make an Ass of yaself
    This kid just posted a whole verse with not one punch said??
    And great minds think alike, but there's only one in this thread
    What the fuck kid? ...you suck and you just barely touch this
    But I'll always support you ....with a wheelchair & crutches
    ^Sad thing is, even with all that you still wouldn't get support!
    But if my punches passed judgement...then I'll see you in court
    No one to vote for you, unless country folk leave ya astonished
    .......Cuz the only people that come close to an Ass are Amish

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    I rap underground and tear yo ass to pieces
    put yo ass in a coma from my telekinesis
    my thesis man is worst then my conclusion
    I'll make you go flat like kobe's ball of infusion
    once you take a step on the stage you get killed
    I'll chop yo ass down like a clown walkin no stilts
    leave welts on yo ass from gettin brutaly beatin
    i'm a tape worm in yo brain and lungs totally feastin
    I leftwich tatoo's of mics left on yo chest
    my words will put cho ass in a cardiac arrest
    I'm infested wit metaphors gettin knocked wit punch lines
    You need to go back in time I'm the black Albert Einstein

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    No...You only get one verse....=/

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    My bad I didn't know when do they vote then did I get disqualified or what.

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    what verse am i supposed to rate?

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    Lol...do both...I dont think it'd matter

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    i liked post moter but i aint got enough posts to vote

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    i thought that PostmorteM took this, his punches just came a lot harder and throughout both verses of the other dude.. it really didnt matter..

    PostMortem-Your punches struck a lot harder and just made his verse look like ass, also... i liked the play of his name in the first and second lines, that was a really good start.. and i liked how you sealed it up.. good job.

    Assazin-The Punches were decent, so pretty good with those maybe battle people on your skill level next time, but i mean good try you had some decent things going for you it just couldnt compere with Mortems..

    good job to the both but my vote goes to mortem for above reasons.

    v/PostmorteM
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    Postmortem won this in a heartbeat. He was consistant throughout the whole verse and I felt his punches. Assasin was pretty weak even with two verses and I just felt that Post outpunched Assasin. Both were pretty good vocab. wise though

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    the one since '99

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    Up...and I will return the votes...

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    ass can flow pretty well, but is very elementary in vocab. mortem has better punches and vocab.

    v/// mortem

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    but I wouldn't drink that anyway, it's mostly backwash.

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    Assazin-

    Talk that shit the assasin gon hawk and spit
    the most disturbing vokab you can suck a cock and split

    quit throwin a fit ya a little baby havin a temper tantrum
    I'll bust all in yo girl and make her swallow the magnum
    Omg no
    I've had I'm done ready to release explosions
    yo krew a bunch of fags and your all sugar coated
    Uh, no
    yo bitch is bloated from drinkin all of my cum bubbles
    it's a tough hustle when ya scrapin fa chips in mud puddles
    La la la nope
    ya style's minimum wage I think I'll pass
    the assazin rather sit and sip interplaneterium gas
    Wtf?

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    Post-

    I ruin ya health, this kids name just led this dude to his death
    It doesnt take the first three letters to make an Ass of yaself
    Ok
    This kid just posted a whole verse with not one punch said??
    And great minds think alike, but there's only one in this thread
    Decent
    What the fuck kid? ...you suck and you just barely touch this
    But I'll always support you ....with a wheelchair & crutches
    Meh
    ^Sad thing is, even with all that you still wouldn't get support!
    But if my punches passed judgement...then I'll see you in court
    Ew c`mon now..
    No one to vote for you, unless country folk leave ya astonished
    .......Cuz the only people that come close to an Ass are Amish
    Ha.

    Overall, Post got this..easily.... not even gunna rate that other verse. Assazin needs to improve badly.. 90% of his verse was sex lines that were horrid. Easy win, lopsided battle.

    v/ PostmorteM

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    Assazin
    Talk that shit the assasin gon hawk and spit
    the most disturbing vokab you can suck a cock and split
    What?
    quit throwin a fit ya a little baby havin a temper tantrum
    I'll bust all in yo girl and make her swallow the magnum
    Weak, no real punch
    I've had I'm done ready to release explosions
    yo krew a bunch of fags and your all sugar coated
    No
    yo bitch is bloated from drinkin all of my cum bubbles
    it's a tough hustle when ya scrapin fa chips in mud puddles
    Weak
    ya style's minimum wage I think I'll pass
    the assazin rather sit and sip interplaneterium gas
    No

    PostmorteM
    I ruin ya health, this kids name just led this dude to his death
    It doesnt take the first three letters to make an Ass of yaself
    Good nameplay
    This kid just posted a whole verse with not one punch said??
    And great minds think alike, but there's only one in this thread
    Weaker but still ok
    What the fuck kid? ...you suck and you just barely touch this
    But I'll always support you ....with a wheelchair & crutches
    Nice, I liked it
    ^Sad thing is, even with all that you still wouldn't get support!
    But if my punches passed judgement...then I'll see you in court
    Good
    No one to vote for you, unless country folk leave ya astonished
    .......Cuz the only people that come close to an Ass are Amish
    Ok closer

    Easy win for postmortem cos he had a much better verse. Assazin needs to learn how to punch and put in personals, cos for most of it he talked about either himself or postmortems girl, nothing about postmortem.

    V/PostmorteM
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