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Thread: Parental Advisory Suggested...

  1. October 5th, 2004, 11:47 PM #1
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    Parental Advisory Suggested...

    Yo... My first text album droppin' soon, and in Eminem like fashion, my first single will be a poppy song. I be typin' more hardcore shit later. This be my single. It be soundin' ridiculous in the beggining, and it all comes together in the end. Truly a masterpiece...


    That fried chicken I had last night was vicious...
    I punched my wife in the face and said, "Delicious!"
    Gave her permission to get another bucket
    "Bitch, stop talkin'. When you come back, we're fuckin'"...
    Got on the net for rap on text cuz I stutter
    Rap like, "B-b-b-bitch... I fucked y-y-y-your m-mother."...
    After I ripped a kid named Thug, I went clickin'
    Before my wife got home, I watched girls strippin'...
    Then there she was, holdin' chicken with her ass bustin outta pants
    I'm like damn, I felt like throwin feet in air like lord of the dance
    'fore I had a chance to decide to eat more breasts or ride her thighs
    She said, "Good night, I'm going upstairs to take a shit." I rubbed my eyes
    Couldn't believe the fact that I already had my dick in my greasy hands...
    Opening the top, you understand, then bit into a chicken's mammary glands

    Yo, jackin' off, while eatin' chickens is gangster
    Biting into a white meat then bustin a nut right after...
    Word... I'll kill you with a drum stick and cum
    Any coward who don't try this is fucking dumb

    This is verse two. You don't wanna hear this bitch...
    Cuz it involves me fuckin' deep fried chicken skin
    Leave traces of semen in the dark meat and hide
    Watch my wife eat it without knowin what's inside
    Laugh as she pukes with her eye balls poppin' out...
    Quickly sitck my dick in her mouth as her head is bobbin' south...
    No matter what you say I'm a dope MC. So is KFC
    And MC stands for masterbate and chickens... Don't you feel me?
    Now I'm runnin' outta things to say so I'll leave you with blah...
    la la la la, la la la la, la la la... la la la la
    I know you can't believe I took time to write this, but you admit
    Reading this shit was way better than getting parking tickets...
    la la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la (la)
    la la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la (la)

    Yo, jackin' off, while eatin' chickens is gangster
    Biting into a white meat then bustin a nut right after...
    Word... I'll kill you with a drum stick and cum
    Any coward who don't try this is fucking dumb

    Word... Word... Word... To your sister in-law
    Word... Word... Word... To your mother in-law


    Note: They lyrics in the parenthesis were typed by my back up rapper, Kool M.O.D.
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  2. October 6th, 2004, 12:08 AM #2
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    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=149275
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  3. October 6th, 2004, 10:05 AM #3
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    are u fuckin kiddin me? like honestly...

    this was pure garbage with tha exception of tha "throw feet in tha air like lord of tha dance" line... might have been bitin, but it was a hot line imo, i laughed...
    but i moaned and groaned through tha rest of this garbage

    ur realesin a text album??? gimmi a break
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  4. October 6th, 2004, 11:37 AM #4
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    lmfao.

    All i can say is wow lol. I know u was fuckin around wit this, but man u one sick muhfucka. lol Cool piece tho, weird ass muh'fucka fa real.

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  5. October 6th, 2004, 12:38 PM #5
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    hahahahahahahaah..this was so dope. hahaha..i knew you weren't being serious but shit was hilarious. Chorus was dope.
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  6. October 6th, 2004, 11:00 PM #6
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    Props to the feedbacks, yo.

    Be on the look out for my next song, "Have you ever been kicked by a donkey while you tried to get with her?"
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  7. October 7th, 2004, 12:43 AM #7
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    lmao hahahahahahahahaha

    chickens dope

    netcee album E-style haha
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  8. October 7th, 2004, 01:01 AM #8
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    all i can say is wtf lol jp that was weird...funny....but weird
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  9. October 7th, 2004, 05:07 PM #9
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  10. October 9th, 2004, 09:04 AM #10
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    what the fuck...you said some pretty sick shit man, was funny though.
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  11. October 14th, 2004, 12:45 AM #11
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  12. October 14th, 2004, 01:20 AM #12
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    lol that was retarted i dunno what to say but next u should rap about a topic that ppl and relate too
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