Yo... My first text album droppin' soon, and in Eminem like fashion, my first single will be a poppy song. I be typin' more hardcore shit later. This be my single. It be soundin' ridiculous in the beggining, and it all comes together in the end. Truly a masterpiece...
That fried chicken I had last night was vicious...
I punched my wife in the face and said, "Delicious!"
Gave her permission to get another bucket
"Bitch, stop talkin'. When you come back, we're fuckin'"...
Got on the net for rap on text cuz I stutter
Rap like, "B-b-b-bitch... I fucked y-y-y-your m-mother."...
After I ripped a kid named Thug, I went clickin'
Before my wife got home, I watched girls strippin'...
Then there she was, holdin' chicken with her ass bustin outta pants
I'm like damn, I felt like throwin feet in air like lord of the dance
'fore I had a chance to decide to eat more breasts or ride her thighs
She said, "Good night, I'm going upstairs to take a shit." I rubbed my eyes
Couldn't believe the fact that I already had my dick in my greasy hands...
Opening the top, you understand, then bit into a chicken's mammary glands
Yo, jackin' off, while eatin' chickens is gangster
Biting into a white meat then bustin a nut right after...
Word... I'll kill you with a drum stick and cum
Any coward who don't try this is fucking dumb
This is verse two. You don't wanna hear this bitch...
Cuz it involves me fuckin' deep fried chicken skin
Leave traces of semen in the dark meat and hide
Watch my wife eat it without knowin what's inside
Laugh as she pukes with her eye balls poppin' out...
Quickly sitck my dick in her mouth as her head is bobbin' south...
No matter what you say I'm a dope MC. So is KFC
And MC stands for masterbate and chickens... Don't you feel me?
Now I'm runnin' outta things to say so I'll leave you with blah...
la la la la, la la la la, la la la... la la la la
I know you can't believe I took time to write this, but you admit
Reading this shit was way better than getting parking tickets...
la la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la (la)
la la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la (la)
Yo, jackin' off, while eatin' chickens is gangster
Biting into a white meat then bustin a nut right after...
Word... I'll kill you with a drum stick and cum
Any coward who don't try this is fucking dumb
Word... Word... Word... To your sister in-law
Word... Word... Word... To your mother in-law
Note: They lyrics in the parenthesis were typed by my back up rapper, Kool M.O.D.