God vs. ~SemTeX~

[God.]

10-20 lines
No hate, crew, D/R votes
No feeding
Good luck
Winner advances in rank
Verses due this Sunday or automatic DQ

[God.]

Checkin' in... Good luck, ~SemTeX~

[Aargh Kelly]

checkin in.......
good luck......................

[God.]

Aight, check it...
B.X.P, ya merked all over the Front Lines, but what ya expect?
Only if I was on anti-depressant drugs would I ever fear the X
Still ain't seen nothin' impressive from you, but yo, never fear
~SemTeX~, u're sure to blow up... just not in your rap career
I thought text was easy to master, but u're makin' it look hard
Cuz ur loss record's startin' to look like my social security card
Thought u owned my rank, but u ain't scary, in fact I feel safer
B.X.P was on a roll, before I wiped my ass with the toilet paper
See, God don't make mistakes, there's a reason ur bottom rank
Clownin' ~SemTeX~ is easy fun, like them Jamie Kennedy pranks
I really don't understand it, but maybe u can explain to me how
When I see u I can't help askin', "Who the fuck merked ya now?"
U flipped one too many times, kid, now u're on the wrong station
Cause your days here are numbered, like the Bush administration
Later

[Aargh Kelly]

...explanations...

G.C. = Gary Coleman
..that is all..



- Your Full of Pratical Jokes…But the biggest laugh is your pics
I’ll Put a “Kick Me” sign on your back..and battling you is just for kicks
- Jesus is the “Key” to salvation..read the next line if you have any doubts
God went for a stroll forgot Jesus………. and Locked himself out
- Your verse didn’t make cents..like your prayers of winning spent
Maybe back in the day your WERE Dope…But notice the Past Tense…
- Its True your not dope no more..so you don’t belong in this Crew
Your the Gary Coleman of RB cause…….everyone looks down on you
- lets take a peep at Gods pic….and lets all have a good laugh
Cause he got hit with the ugly stick..then the whole tree fell on his ass
- I read your past text battles….and I wasn’t impressed
Even if you sneezed on your verse your rhymes still wouldnt be blessed
- Its done..i won..No need to go to the Pope cause all hope is broke
Like when G.C ran for governor…you will fall short of alot of votes

[Rule.]

Omg lol! This was an awesome battle..

God, you came creative as shit man. Opener was badass, social security line was the dopest. You just unloaded with personals and punches.. The only bad bar was the closer.. wasnt feelin that at all. Other than that, the toilet paper/roll line had me laughin! Not much to say that you did wrong, just woulda made the closer hit alot harder.

Semtex, Loved the personals.. the Key line was dope man, awesome twist to that. And damn God, posting your pic's only hurtin ya man lol.. nice punches on his picture, came really creative. Had a few blah filler lines, but other than that it was a solid drop. Again, not many flaws here.

Overall, fuck, its tough.. but I think God edged you out. I just think his punches and personals hit alot harder. Although I wish God woulda made a nice personal on his Semtex name, he still got this.

Vote: God

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145652
Plz hit this up, when I get 100 posts Ima come back n poll it.

[TRAGIK]

ok this was close..good drop to both...both were creative...pretty good punches on both ....pretty good personals on both ...it basicly came down to i laughed a little mre at gods punches...so thats my vote..

v/god

hit one of these in return..

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145588

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145200

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145495

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144837

[The MC]

good battle...pretty close and both made me laugh.....but god was more witty and he came a bit harder with punches.....what killed it for semtex is using a link to gods pics,its kinda played out....so my vote goes to god
vote/God.....return fava in my sig plz thx...and may "God" bless america lol....1

[God.]

Uppin #1

[God.]

Uppin #2

[muddog]

Tight battle, both were ^^creative original punches, pretty funny.
Semtex, lmfao @ the key line, ur verse woz some funny shit thats y the punches werent as hard as Gods.
God jus slightly took this coz of the harder punches an the finisher.
No hate
pz
Return the favor, Hit this up.
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145600

[Brother Blue Collar]

god no doubt

Sem: can you say played my man, blessed punch played, kick punch was played, come up with fresher concepts while ya at it cuz everybody has done the gary coleman angle and that shit is just getting played out like nobody's business, only dope punch you had in my eyes was the past tense which was 2 straight forward add sum witiness

God: you didn't do that much betta but you pulled it out by 2 punches i think the one i like the best was the ss card i haven't seen that used 2 much, x and bush punches are also played as fuck, but the toliet paper line pulled ya ass outta the fire so yea you get the win

v/ God

hit up the om in my sig

[datzecho]

Damn, that was the BEST battle Ive read in at least a week. shit, maybe ever. An awsome display of punches on both parties.
X had the deepest punches
God had the funniest. like the toilet paper shit...hahahaha good one
X had the key, god locked out shit, damn son, thats creative.
over all, My vote will go to GOD, cause I will go to hell if I dont...lol,
nah, vote=God cause the verse was very enjoyable, but that battle was tighter than a public school chicks ass hole.

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146038

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146043

Please, return the vote. It takes FOREVER to get votes.

[I-Hova]

B.X.P, ya merked all over the Front Lines, but what ya expect?
Only if I was on anti-depressant drugs would I ever fear the X
not bad
Still ain't seen nothin' impressive from you, but yo, never fear
~SemTeX~, u're sure to blow up... just not in your rap career
hot
I thought text was easy to master, but u're makin' it look hard
Cuz ur loss record's startin' to look like my social security card
hotttt
Thought u owned my rank, but u ain't scary, in fact I feel safer
B.X.P was on a roll, before I wiped my ass with the toilet paper
lol
See, God don't make mistakes, there's a reason ur bottom rank
Clownin' ~SemTeX~ is easy fun, like them Jamie Kennedy pranks
no
I really don't understand it, but maybe u can explain to me how
When I see u I can't help askin', "Who the fuck merked ya now?"
lol
U flipped one too many times, kid, now u're on the wrong station
Cause your days here are numbered, like the Bush administration
damn hot bt played
8/10


- Your Full of Pratical Jokes…But the biggest laugh is your pics
I’ll Put a “Kick Me” sign on your back..and battling you is just for kicks
hot
- Jesus is the “Key” to salvation..read the next line if you have any doubts
God went for a stroll forgot Jesus………. and Locked himself out
nice
- Your verse didn’t make cents..like your prayers of winning spent
Maybe back in the day your WERE Dope…But notice the Past Tense…
ok not too good
- Its True your not dope no more..so you don’t belong in this Crew
Your the Gary Coleman of RB cause…….everyone looks down on you
lol
- lets take a peep at Gods pic….and lets all have a good laugh
Cause he got hit with the ugly stick..then the whole tree fell on his ass
not bad played
- I read your past text battles….and I wasn’t impressed
Even if you sneezed on your verse your rhymes still wouldnt be blessed
wow hot! won the battle
- Its done..i won..No need to go to the Pope cause all hope is broke
Like when G.C ran for governor…you will fall short of alot of votes
strong finisher


well lookin at "gods" pic i couldnt quite take him serious after that...hes a veryyyy good textee but i think semtex wins this one his punches and wordplay took it

sry man no hate jus my opinion

hit my sig

[Miss Behaving]

Oh wow this battle killed it, so close. Ive not enjoyed reading a battle as much as I did this one in such a long time, props to both of you

I honestly dont know who deserves to win this as both were so good. Buy me presents and ill choose then lol.

Both had good punches and personals, generally good. B.X.P had better wordplay, but the pics punch is played and punches need to be fresh to win.

Vote// God

(Sorry B.X.P, you know I think you rock , but God came slightly harder with the punches and the fact you used the played pics punch twice detracted frm the effectiveness of your verse)

Laters.