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Thread: Gimmick Match: RealiM (1-0) vs. God (1-0)

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    Gimmick Match: RealiM (1-0) vs. God (1-0)

    Rules.

    ^Read & Good Luck...


    Gimmick:
    Pick On Your Opponents Horrible Love Life

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  2. #2
    RealiM
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    gimmick?



    ok.. checking..

    just match my limit God.
    Last edited by RealiM; June 16th, 2004 at 08:10 AM

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    RealiM
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    Balls gettin blue, you can tell his love life is poor,
    because even to a minister...
    ...sex is against the law,
    Just had to PM me to join ya herb crew,
    beleive in fate, cause damn...
    ..guess its abstinence for you,
    when it comes to a love life, his future's just compactive,
    how he expect to win a 'love life' battle...
    ...when he finds sdizzle attractive,
    he sucks dick just to get on the weekly predictions,
    when he's not typing 'one handed'...
    ...hes 'batteling' virginial afflictions, - ( a health problem)
    Invents a crew, gunna need luck from the devil,
    names not a coincidence...
    ...he cant take his sex-life to 'The Next Level',
    cause the next time you get lifted, is the only time you'll fly again*,
    cause if a girl opened her thighs to you..
    ..you'd problem 'cum' hydrogen.


    * when you have sex you get a feeling of 'flying'..

    just a quickie...

    just match that line count..

    g/l.
    Last edited by RealiM; June 16th, 2004 at 07:56 AM

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    Hmmm... My first gimmick matchup ever.

    Checkin' in... Good luck, RealiM.

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    Aight, check it...
    Hey, now, it looks like all RB is gonna want to give RealiM space
    Cause his idea of a romantic evening is jerkin' off to Will and Grace!
    There's no question, son, that your love life is terribly shameful
    But on top of that this Gimmick match has me makin' this painful
    RealiM's feelin' quite comfortable cause here on RB dickriding's free
    And when Born To Kill wrote The Penis Revolt he tried to buy it on CD!
    I don't know what part of Axe he's starin' at, his orientation's Ambiguous
    But it must be admitted that he views all of Amby's sigs with disgust
    Only one he's peeped, so Real can't get his mama's cunt out of his sight
    If u listen u can hear him cryin' cause there's no porn on Thursday night!
    He's a desperate boy now, you don't wanna see him go mano-a-mano
    Baking soda & a rubber band and the next day he'll be singin' soprano
    Later

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    RealiM
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    up for votes!

    nice verse god

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    RealiM

    Balls gettin blue, you can tell his love life is poor,
    because even to a minister...
    ...sex is against the law,
    Good opener
    Just had to PM me to join ya herb crew,
    beleive in fate, cause damn...
    ..guess its abstinence for you,
    Straight
    when it comes to a love life, his future's just compactive,
    how he expect to win a 'love life' battle...
    ...when he finds sdizzle attractive,
    Lol, eww
    he sucks dick just to get on the weekly predictions,
    when he's not typing 'one handed'...
    ...hes 'batteling' virginial afflictions, - ( a health problem)
    Good
    Invents a crew, gunna need luck from the devil,
    names not a coincidence...
    ...he cant take his sex-life to 'The Next Level',
    Good
    cause the next time you get lifted, is the only time you'll fly again*,
    cause if a girl opened her thighs to you..
    ..you'd problem 'cum' hydrogen.
    Ahh, dope, good closer.


    God


    Hey, now, it looks like all RB is gonna want to give RealiM space
    Cause his idea of a romantic evening is jerkin' off to Will and Grace!
    Not a good use of Wordplay, str8 opener
    There's no question, son, that your love life is terribly shameful
    But on top of that this Gimmick match has me makin' this painful
    No
    RealiM's feelin' quite comfortable cause here on RB dickriding's free
    And when Born To Kill wrote The Penis Revolt he tried to buy it on CD!
    Haha, dope.
    I don't know what part of Axe he's starin' at, his orientation's Ambiguous
    But it must be admitted that he views all of Amby's sigs with disgust
    *shakes head* Hes calling you gay, yo. Lol.
    Only one he's peeped, so Real can't get his mama's cunt out of his sight
    If u listen u can hear him cryin' cause there's no porn on Thursday night!
    Good
    He's a desperate boy now, you don't wanna see him go mano-a-mano
    Baking soda & a rubber band and the next day he'll be singin' soprano
    Str8 closer


    Hmm, this is a close battle. Very close. RealiM you did really good. I liked the sdizzle line. God, you started out shakey. Then it was nothing but constant punches. Real good. I'm gonna have to go with you. After the first bar you had a good flow.

    Good verse RealiM

    V/ God

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    RealiM
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    0-1 to God

    thanks for detail Hottie

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    Big Kountry
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    LMFAO

    wow great battle you guys this was close cuz there were some really good punches in this shit lol i loved this is could be battle of the week matieral word relim you had that s-dizzle line that just made me say god he shot you but then good had more consitrnsy with his punches and came with just a few more not as funny but there were enough to over come the s-dizzle line

    mad love to both of you word good freaking battle lol

    v/god

  10. #10
    Sanity
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    V/ God

    Wow Realim verse was really weak & Wack.

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    RealiM
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    ^ herb....

    not counted.

    hate vote

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    This was a pretty close battle. I think I'm gonna have to go against the crowd. I thought RealiM came a little bit wittier with his punches than God did. Neither seemed too consistant with their punches, but RealiM's seemed to hit harder in my opinion, so.....

    Vote - RealiM

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    I thought God came with the better and more creative punches in this battle...it was a close call tho...as RealiM had a lil more consistency but God had harder punches..so I'm goin with the harder punches

    Vote-God
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    OK Gimmick battle.

    RealIM came decent..but some of his punches were kind of forced. God came decent, with some creative and decently-hitting punches.

    /v God

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    I liked God's verse a bit better...he came a bit better than RealiM.R's verse had some not played but rather obviuos disses and God came with a bit more creativity...
    Vote God
    Nice gimmick,props to both
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