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Thread: Sex!

  1. May 28th, 2004, 01:46 AM #1
    Da RiPpA
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    Sex!

    SEX IS A TEMPTATION
    CAUSED BY A SENSATION
    WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
    IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION
    DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
    OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

    SKY IS BLUE
    WATER IS WET
    I'LL MAKE YOU CUM
    I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
    PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
    MOVIN UP AND DOWN
    SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
    WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND

    SEX IS EVIL
    SEX IS A GAME
    ONE NIGHT OF PASSION
    NINE MONTHS OF PAIN
    BABY'S A BASTARD
    FATHERS A GIT
    ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT!

    SEX IS LIKE MATH
    YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
    ADD THE BED
    DIVIDE THE LEGS
    THEN MULTIPLY!

    ROSES ARE RED
    GRASS IS GREEN
    OPEN YOUR LEGS
    AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM

    HICKERY DICKERY DOC
    DIS BYTCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
    THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
    I DUMPED MY GOO
    AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK!!!

    SEX IS GOOD
    SEX IS FINE
    DOGGY STYLE OR 69
    JUST FOR FUN
    OR GETTING PAID
    EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID

    SEX IS EVIL
    SEX IS A SIN
    SINS ARE FORGIVEN
    SO STICK IT IN!!!
  2. May 28th, 2004, 01:59 AM #2
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    LMMFAO! You have got to be kidding me........well anyway before i give you any feedback i would like to know if this is something you put time into or are you just fucking around?
  3. May 28th, 2004, 02:13 AM #3
    Da RiPpA
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    Lol Aree You Kiddin......offcourse Im Fuckin Around!!! Its Funny Shit Yo
  4. May 28th, 2004, 02:16 AM #4
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    UM I think biting is just gay and against the rules anyway, cuz that whole verse was just a collection of twisted nursery ryhmes, that even my grandma knows. So yeah, at least you made me laugh like mad for a minute. Props for that, but then again Im high, so I'd probably bust up laughing for just about anything...

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  5. May 28th, 2004, 02:21 AM #5
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    Yaaaa But Come On Bounce Isnt It Nice To Jus Laugh For A Bit......
  6. May 28th, 2004, 02:27 AM #6
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    ya its nice ta laugh but not when u bit.....if you just wanted ppl to laugh at this u shoulda put it in the emcee interaction spot

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  7. May 28th, 2004, 02:52 AM #7
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    Aight Check It Out Playa, If Dats What You Think, Den Send Your Ass The Fuck Ova To Emcee Interaction, Next Motha Fucka Ta Bug Me Bout It Better Battle Me! Now Plz Fuck Off........aight Peace Playa!
  8. May 28th, 2004, 03:23 AM #8
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    Lol that was funny... Well, kinda funny...

    But you stole some shit that eveybody knows, like prolly all of it. But still, it was funny and made me laugh. Don't tell me you too so much time writing it? Coz that can be writtin in like a minute lol... But anyway, it was good... Keep doin' funny shit

    Yo hit this up and drop some feedback

    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=130620

    Peace
    Last edited by Lethal Kahn; May 28th, 2004 at 04:39 AM
  9. May 28th, 2004, 05:57 AM #9
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    LMAO...man ur verse was so funny....haha....whea did u steal this from you health teacher....LOL
  10. May 28th, 2004, 09:02 AM #10
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    yo man this shit is week ......we in this for real hip hop hop real rymes and real shit..........................and everything you said was fake ass nursery rhyme shit.........raise up man and throw out some real lyrics................if want to laugh go watch 8 mile .......................if you wanna see real check......
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?=130275
  11. May 28th, 2004, 09:18 AM #11
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    half of that verse was stolen from primary school kids lines..

    sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69... man, old ass shit...
  12. May 28th, 2004, 09:40 AM #12
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    lol...You need to leave 2 links to 2 open mics that you left feedback on or this gets closed, Thanks.
  13. May 28th, 2004, 04:38 PM #13
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    HOLY SHIT!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! that's tha funniest damn thing i've ever read in my life! Oh, boy, good job! the structure was all over tha place, and there was one part that didn't rhyme at all, so work on that if ya want, but I'd rather ya keep on wit tha funny shit! keep it up.
  14. May 28th, 2004, 05:14 PM #14
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    Ya Mon, I Dun Careeeee, I Post What I Want, And That Was Jus Copy And Paste Shit, But Some God Daaam Funny Shit Tho, Whoever Needed Dat Laugh It Was Fo You, All The Rerst Can Suck My Dick! Peaceeee
  15. May 28th, 2004, 06:52 PM #15
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    yo i love SEX, but man this verse was decent.it was okay.I guess.Nice Job in tryin to portray SEX.I HAVE A better IMAGE THAN You.I think.well keep on writing..so you can get better.
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