Epitome
The One & Only Speek.E.Z
Rolled Up To The Club, And I Could Already Feel Its Presence Outside..
I Was Quick To Enter, Just To Discover The Treasures That Might Hide..
My Body Started To Shake When I Got Inside, Then I Grabbed A Drink..
I Had To Hammer Back More And More, Until I Could No Longer Think..
Soon Felt A Movement In Every Bone, It Was Now Time My Skills Were Shown..
Not Even There And This Girl Already Staring, I Just Winked To Set The Tone..
Had Me Caught Up In A Trance, One Look At Her And I Was Quickly Allured..
She Looked Good To Me, But It Didn’t Really Matter My Vision Was Blurred..
Then I Soon Had These 2 Girls All Over Me , Then It Occurred, Hmm Us 3?..
Was Dancing Closer, Just Wanted To See If They Would Go Home With Me..
The Next Thing I Knew It Was Just Us 3, Waiting For A Cabby To Appear..
I Told My Friends I Was Leaving, But As I Left All They Did Was Stare..
I Didn’t Care, Because Tonight I Was Gonna Score If It Was My Luck..
And As Soon As We Got Home, I Knew That It Was The Time To Fuck..
Then It Struck Me, I Could No Longer Fuck No More, I Was Officially Done..
Next Morning I Awoke To The Sun, I Looked Around From My Night Of Fun..
2 Girls Not Just One, But As I Turned Over I Saw The Beast Staring At Me..
Now Sober Enough To See, That I Just Reached My Sexual Epitome..
Oh shit E.Z…lemme See
Brix..Rejuvenated To B.I
try to Rectify ma Boys Situation…& how the Fuck did he lower Limitation
Masterbation..woulda been more Suitable and a more Fulfilling Sensation
Even I start to Cringe at Speeks most Hazard Prone Unthinkable Mistakes
It was like Fucking John Candy’s Twin Sister & going down on Ricky Lake
Did they Fake?? Hell No..this is the only time any Dumbass wud Fuck them
These to little Tulips overshadowed my Poor Boy like he was the Stem
AHEM**… “wake up!!!”…and get these Fat Bitches Outta my Eye Line..
Becoz if Obesity came in Boats then these 2 Whales would be Steam Line
The Apartments also Mine..and I state a new Rule..No more Full Pounders
Don’t ya get it?? If McDonalds gave out Positions they wud be Co-Founders
Speek..Am glad you saw the error of your ways & Admitted ya did a Sin
Am glad I went home early last Nite or a Foursome Mighta Drawn us In..
Ewww…I can feel Myself Heave just at the thought of you Grindin Down
How the fuck dint I Wake Up..shit..I didn’t even hear a Feather of a Sound
Is that Possible?? Coz how can 40 tonnes of Lard not make a Guy Twitch?
Oh I get It!! Ya must of Put a Mute on her..only way to Silence a Fat Bitch
“But Brix”…No Shhhh!!! Promise not to Speek Until U gain Bk Respect
“but…”…Sorry E.Z..that’s what ya get for puttin ya Cream into Rejects
gotta be a Defect..as soon as ya Drink 5 buds ya get Shallow Hal Syndrome
Now Speek.E.Z is on his way to Recovery..& it’s a Long way Home…
***well at least he got Some..well a lot!!