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  • Brendan

    5 62.50%
  • McProfit

    3 37.50%
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Thread: Brendan vs. McProfit

  1. #1
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    Brendan vs. McProfit

    Aight herres the laydown.
    10-20 lines
    No D/R
    No Feed
    No Noob brackets and shit like that
    Blindspit (obviously)
    Check in within 5 mins and spit within 20 mins after check in
    No Hate

    Peace good luck.

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  2. #2
    Brendan
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    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.
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    Just checking in.
    Just checking in.

  3. #3
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    aight checkin in................................................ .................................................. ...

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    Aight you from Rhode Island I call it faget land/
    Where little pussies like you try to give out a helping hand/
    I'm lyrically ill my rhymes will leave you hypothermally chilled/
    You like the bitch on the corner except you ain't lookin for clit your lookin for boners/
    Brendan nice emcee name it sounds like a faget who's got weak game/
    Fuck the wackness emergency center at the rate your goin you can let me be your mentor/
    What happened to your face it looks like someone ploughed it with a mace/
    Your mom must have a lazy eye cuz when she tried to stick my dick in her mouth she poked herself and started to cry/
    Why you have to make this shit so easy, just because you found your momma on her knees tryin' to please me/
    It's like youz attackin' without lookin, you gonna hit my fist for a substitute stop sign and you'll end up trippin/
    You rhymes are wack I'm afraid for these people because if they laugh any hard they'll have a heart attack no ones got your back they all laughin cuz you and your momma live in a shack/
    You call it a home it don't have a phone don't need a loan to buy that place it's like a houseboat on a river except when it snows the cold makes your place shiver/
    You underestimated my power and now your startin' to cower cuz someone like me with rhymes like these is too
    Deadly.

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    aight good luck boi, sorry y'all I was off my game .........................
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  6. #6
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    Umm.. should I even respond? This has gotta be a joke
    I can't even understand half that wack shit your wrote.
    "Faget land?" Come on, you can't even spell your punchlines
    the illiterate shouldn't waste thier time writing rhymes
    My verse hit ya so hard you be like, "Yo what happened?"
    Hurry up, take that dick out ya mouth and start rapping!
    I'ma call this chump "skittles," he blows like el nino
    on his knees in a Gay parade so he can "taste the rainbow"
    Making fun of my name? Son, what's the deal?
    You're named 'Mc'Profit like you're a fucking happy meal
    10 lines yet? don't even matter, this battles mine
    You suck Profit, thats the truth, *bottom line*

  7. #7
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    come on spit boi aight............................................. .......................
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    Bumping up for the first vote

    Bumping up for the first vote

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  9. #9
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    i thought htis as a pretty close battle, both came harder in different catagories...but i gotta say i think the newb took this one...heres Dev's breakdown....

    punches=Mc
    flow=bren
    structure=bren[Mc ya lines are stretched to fuck]
    creativity=tie
    enjoyment=bren
    opener=Mc
    closer=bren
    wordplay=Mc

    Mc took this if it was on punches,,but i dont only go on that....i jus felt that ya had too many played lines......so my vote goes to bren...pZ......
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    yeah he also fed off me and it was supposed to be a blind spit read the rules^^^^^^^ that's aight though

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    I also said no noob shit like his but he did it anyways^^^^^^^^
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    ok uppin for votes plz............................................... .....................
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    very stretched lines MC....spoiled it abit.... some nice punches

    Bren, some of ur shit was played...but ur verse made me laugh! quite funny shit u got there!

    like the happy meal thing, played..... but a like it

    close in most categories tbh.......

    ermmmm, hard to decide the winner......

    vote - MC..... only thing wrong wiv ur verse was stretched lines, plus Bren used too many played lines

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    Vote=Brendan(Mcprofit like ur a happy meal, LoL) Nice Punch homeboy you tore Mcprofit the fuck up, and then ripped him from head 2 toe

  15. #15
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    personals-bren
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    vote-Brendan
    ~peace~
    vote on my battle with Lil'C please, i voted on yours.

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