A Day In The Life Of...

[Diverse]

Yes it's true, i'm a male yoga class instructor
see that fine girl front row, hell yea i fucked her
believe me when i say this, it's time for u to listen
i get payed money to watch girls bend into position
what a job huh? fine chicks flexin in spandex
damn right, this is as good as the life of a man gets

next up:a blind NRA (national rifle associatioin member).....can't wait to see this one

[V.I.P.]

WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN AND FALL OVER MY CLOTHES/
WALK IN TO MY WARDROBE AND STUMP MY TOES/
I CANT SEE A FUCKING THINK BUT IM STILL GONNA SHOUT/
I'M AN N.F.A. MEMBER GOING OUT FOR THE LOOT/
TURN UP AT THE RANGE WITH MY T-SHIRT ON BACKWARDS/
A SIGN IS UP "DONT SHOOT" BUT I DONT SEE THE HAZARD/
INSERT A 9 MILI IN THE BARREL PLACE MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER/
TAKE A SHOT, HEAR A THUD, "FUCK, YOU SHOT ME NIGGER"/
DROP MY RIFFLE AND TAKE OUT MY OOZIE - SEMI AUTOMATIC/
FIRE A FEW ROUNDS AND HEAR "YOU SHOT A HISPANIC/
SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T BE FIRING WHILE I GOT THIS EYE PAD ON/
I AINT REALLY BLIND - JUST LIKE KILLIN PEOPLE FOR NO REASON/


NEXT: A STUDENT WITH TORRETS SYNDROME.

PEACE OUT.

[Bigg E Z]

I thought it was a famous person 1...Ahh well...

.These feelings felt inside wen words mentaly collide//
.Has people staring my eyes cuz swearing is kept aside//
.Like wen it happens they always lie,saying u probably didnt try//
.Wen out the blue i told my neighbour i wish the basdard died//
.I got the sack wen i was twenty, i told my boss to fuck a goat//
.He said "abuse i can take plenty, But i suggest u grab your coat//
.I finaly got it im Skitsophrenic,but whait,I got tourets//
.I started to feel a mental panic,"GO FUCK UR MOM U FUCKIN BITCH"//

Next-Will Smith

[geezy]

i wake up in the morning/ brush my teeth /
grab my cock and get jiggy with it/ cause i dont really like women/
jada's just a disguise/ to help keep the outside, outsde/
walk down my steps rub out the grud as i rub eyes/
i just hope the hip hop nation dont know i love guys/
put on the latest jazzy j beat/ presume to dis as i check see/
i should keep my mouth shut and learn from history/
espeacially after eminem dissed me/
but stupid and stubborn i kept on/ its just me/
i need time alone with the mic/ the find the truth in love/
instead of writing shit like just the two of us/
stare at the wall of accomplishments and theres nothing new to us/ i gotta make another movie/ maybee get a roll as a transexual crackhead groupie/
if only these directors truly knew me/ lots changed since then/
i was the fresh prince who was dying to be princess/
my interest/ sick thoughts of incest/
orgies with carlton and ucle phil/
losin grip of my life , cant hold on bout to fumble it/

...next............jenna jameson

[Dios de Hip Hop]

Feel my bead slip away as i kill myself feel the heats of hell
Never traveled down this road but never helped with some pills
Slippen faster and faster as though i was at work
as i feel the blood rush why'd i do it what was it worth
As i look back to feelings to my way of life before this birth
Child of Music Child of Innocence now My hands are mud felt
Goddess of something ive never knew to be pants that i held up with a belt
*thud*
Whiteness clears my pupils, eyes thats seen to much
Eyes thats been through to much to say just because
In the end im nor the object to observe or desire
cuz my Pink Slip that never worthed Expired.

-Next : President of a record label.
be creative.please.

[skitten]

my dick is getting harder by the hour
as I check out the league of female power
big fat assess in the air at all times
cracks opening and closing... i love these behinds
i don't care that i get paid good money
because i just fucked that honey to that honey


in the day of the life of.....

Bobby Brown

[High-Ku]

Damn, yall are shifty it's funny how the public forgets shit so quickly
Now that yall got Fifty yall done stopped singing "My Prerogative" wit me
Now all I do is smoke blunts of sticky and rocks with this bitch Whitney
She's skinny and sickly I'm sick of hearin her screamin' BOBBY DONT HIT ME!
Shit I'm not picky so I'm singing with Rule about Thug Lovin'
I was buggin' what the hell was I thinking becomin' a famous hoe's husband?

Next: Captured Saddam Hussein

[KaptonKaveman]

The united states caught me down in a hole
I couldn't open the gates to complete my goal
all I wanted to do was kill some people
then go and hide inside of my church's steeple
I ain't had no luck, so I had to hide
so I had to hide side by side wit dem rats
and the army was like the cats
and then decided to beat me with a bat

Next person to be: Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmonks


Please elevate your drops, I'll accept this being it's your first, but in the future drop a decent verse...
thank you
~Bounce~

[Dios de Hip Hop]

im the chipmunk of doom, cut u wide open
sliced up open wounds when im shroom copin
was in rehab but now my high voice is taken mc voice boxes
and haven them broken rejoice in ya dieses aids n small pox
Got aids from ya boy but on ya own tiny mincle ya canable
i might be small but shit u just got beat by a smal forest animal!!!

.

-life of : people who found sadam husien

[Kaz Killinger]

surprised that it was I... rather alarmed me
... but the press who shall swarm me
or my country whom may adore me..
might i reign in glory?
i wonder how he feels to be reverted to a normadic man
how i wud love to pull the trigger ... thoughts may force my hand
i might slide in a spit... pistol whip or two
but if i swallow my pride... i image the medals and follow up interviews
lemme toss him a slug to recompensate my fellow soliders
but wait till i get home, we can celebrate that this shit is over

Next: someone in the shadows of another famous person... like a backup singer

[High-Ku]

Man, fuck Jay, droppin that black album shit
Sayin it's his last drop no matter the outcome of it
I'm sick of bein stuck in this rap mogul's shadow
Knowin damn-well...me, Free or Beans would rip his ass in a battle
That'll never happen, cause Dame Dash won't allow-it
Now-it's...my turn, I'm glad you quittin' you Cow-id (coward)
My shit better sell, the Roc better pay me
'Cause it's my time to shine and my flow is crazy
I hope that they-see I'm skilled and Jay-Z isn't what M.A.D.E. me

next perspective: A rapist as he's in the act of violating a woman

[Crooked-Comical]

Ima Take This Little Groupie And Tap her //
Ima Rape This Bitch Just Like Crooked Comical Lyrically Rapes Rappers //
Ill Stick My Dick in Her Ass Till She Screams FOR MERCY //
Shes dehidrated And Me Makin Her Sweat Is Makin Her More Thirsty //
WAIT A MINUTE ... This Bitch is Enjoying Herself ... IMA START KILLING //
Cuz This Bitch Likes It Rough And you Cant Rape The Willing //


Next person = Dr Dre

[Dios de Hip Hop]

im the king, 2nd generation grandfather to rap
im ginsing to these little kids makin whites look black
Humble to these Roots but Inovator of this Game
ive got all my checker pieces kinged and mained
Its A simple Strain to make records these days
Cash is piled in my home cant find my way like a maze

-next:Lottery winner, peice of info: he was a man in extreme poverty.

[V.I.P.]

YESTERDAY I WAS SUFFERING MENTALLY/
NOW IM SPINNIN IN A CHROMED OUT BENTLEY/
I GOT LUCKY LAST NITE - RECIEVED 6 NUMBERS/
NOT FROM GIRLS - THE LOTTO - NOW IM WORTH HUNDREDS/
MILLIONS PROBABLY NOW I CAN GO OUT AND SPEND/
NO NEED TO SIT ON CORNERS - NO NEED TO PRETEND/
THAT I JUST GOT MUGGED SO I GOT NO MONEY/
SUDDENLY WANNA BE FRIENDS - AINT THAT FUNNY/
NOW I DONT NEED THOSE SHITTY DRUGS/
INSTEAD I'LL GET SUM GOOD SHIT FROM THE THUGS/
NO LONGER JUST WEE - MOVE ONTO COCAINE/
GET HIGH AS A MUTHA FUCKER - GO INSANE/
PROBABLY LOOSE MY MONEY TO SUM FUCKED UP HOE/
WIPE ME CLEAN OF EVERY PENNY - AWAY SHE GO/
THATS AIGHT THO COZ I'M ALL WEDGED UP/
ALL THESE OTHER PLAYAS AINT GOT SHIT - MAN I SUCK/
$ SIGNS IN MY EYES GOT MY VISION ALL SMEARED/
NO IM ALL RICH IM A CUNT - AINT THAT WIERD/

NEXT: A PIMP

[Vis]

I put gloss on, and slip the floss on
Walk on, and squak wit the walk
Pimp slap a ho, and dis-ample a customer
Then I bust-on-her, wheres my money
Honey says "he robbed me", So i gave her 2 extra jobs, see
Went to belmont, and got shot G - I helpd it, now im in the peni-ten-tree

Edit your post next time your forget to leave topic
Next a Priest
~Bounce~