Self-Glorification Cypher

[A.K.]

all d fites i had i won never drow/
got more teeth on my fist dan a shark'z jaw/
if u ganna shot me i ll b askn 4 more/
im lyk jason no heart no brain no sole/
either carve u or eat u, dont shit me/
u can call a friend or take 50/50/
wt ever u pick u ll wish if u wer dead/
dis is a nitemare n ur not getn out of bed/

[conquistador]

I am not a suburbanite I'm getting drunk tonight
me and jack daniels gonna go start a fight
Miller Genuine Draft I drank 6 and a half
Try to escape police and get hit in my calves
When I drink my whole personality changes
My balance worsens and I piss for ages
Last time I based on baseheads in a basement complacent
Hit them with a golf club they got a face lift
The shape of his lips shift like longshore drift
In england an elevator's a lift...so is a ride home
And fat girls give the best dome
I'm wycombe own quick with chrome
my alchohal blood level grown
How the hell will I get home???

[A.K.]

i ll keep shotn at ur ppl till ur head exploed/
wipe ur blood out of my face n reload/
wen u hear my ryhem lyk u hearn thunder/
n wen it strikes ur brain ur 6 feet under/
d US declared me as an axises of evil/
coz my mic z a nuke head n my rap z leathel/
if u have no bk up u better recrote em/
coz im lyk bob d biulder can we shot em/

[RuZkiy]

Yo get the fuck out my way, dis RuZkiy ova here
If u dun wanna get sprayed, then dun get near
Before when u thought of gangsta u thought d block or 50
But now all those faggots is wangstas if compared to ME
They say tru gangstas got guns....wut the fuck I need them for?!
Only two weapons I need: my puns and metaphors

[set-ignorance]

Named ignorance from illness deliverence, just ask SET...
i ripp apart anybody who's un-sufficient, including newbs to vets
interests are not part of me, i indulge in merking spree's...
making RB's most legendary cats, bow down on their knees
i'm killing these, 'NEWB's' as we call them, like they were paracites...
elevating on new skillful levels, whilst others can't reach these heights.
like Angel delight, im creamy n soft, with a sprinkle of ignorance...
i slap back any bitch, thug or cat, who says i have whack deliverence.

[conquistador]

a nigga carlos barrett born on august 12
1984 is when the world was sent help
my moms is from detroit and my pops from Ohio
What is my purpose on earth? How the fuck should I know
I smoke droe and get doe and slang dick to hoes
when I nut the hoe is like"why are your eyes closed
i drive drunk and laugh at death because I be dat
Never be to jersey ya heard me but I see black
I got the seats back
and getting head in the coop
and my dick got more colors from lipstick the fruit loops

[LyricalKing25]

LyricalKing thats wat I am so don't hate on me.
My rhymes is classics like the boy Jay-Z.
I'm the best and niggaz can just say wat they want.
Cuz if you ain't gettin out wat the fuck is the point.
I'm th unsigned version of Cassidy, got my A game all the time.
When niggaz come at me , I make them loss there mind.
Don't mind me im just a cocky muthafucka.
My rhymes have bitches like " you know i wanna fuck ya."
Im too afficial like a like a OJ Simpson college jersey.
Or a throwback and on the back it says Worth.
The best has arrived wit the rawest flow.
So when I spit don't hate just act like you know.

[k-nine]

my name can make all these addicts go back to rehab...
when i rap.. my verse can result into another jihad../
another war of gore and you know that im luvin all that..
they call me a dawg..but im sorrounded by 13 black cat../
im schizo...im juz like doctor jekyl and hyde...
im a genius in the mornin then i rob the school at the night../
im used to start all the fight when i fly like a kite...
when i got drunk..i start to sing like brian mcknight.../
loose ya mind..juz nod ya head and feel the vibe..
go wit the grind...with the flow that is one of a kind.../

[sabotage]

Yo im a hostile apostle, fuck around and get jostled. get testy and wind up in a hospital / if ur like born 2 kill ur a rap fossil // i got big lines matter fact they're collasol / if my mind dont temp ur girl my sauce will / my flow is atomic, im ill and diagnosed with bubonics, cant impress me when it comes 2 phonics / ill roll up and spark u like i was blazin the chronics / i got ur girl on the ground spinnin her legs like she was sonic / im a unmeriful captor / a juggernaught rapper / a ruthless attacker / grow so much grain i had to buy a weed wacker.... 1

[Cyruss]

My lyrical definitions are like my lethal jab -
with pshycic premenitions of the dreams i had -
a swift tongue to go with my quick hook -
i dance around the ring quicker than a rabbits fuck -
i'm a boxer by trade but an emcee by choice -
i got da fastest punch and the loudest fuckin voice -

Pz

[Kuruption967]

I'm tha truth and I know it//lets step in tha booth ya know i'm gone blow it//but fucc it cuz i've been doin a lil thinkin//and I've come to tha conclusion to start my own shyt cause a lot of this niccaz are gamin like lil kids//and ya should roll wit me cause i'll promise ya this: I get sicc wit it and thats no mystery//noone of these niccaz can spit a verse that even gets to me//I was tryna get wit a crew but no thats history//I want war all over cause I wont give a nicca tha chance to piss on me//so I'm dippin 4 a sec and I'll be bacc wit a tech//before I leave this bytch I will gain your respect...................

[snoby]

my mom wanted me to be a pentacostal pastor
too bad that I turned out to be this hostal bastard
I'm the master when it comes to bragging about
attacking yall with a sharp tongue like a dagger
you say you rapper but i think you just a faggot
gettin physical when you don't make it in a battle
my style is different it's sophisticated still insulting
lifting my ego by servin them haters who came frontin
ain't dat something? a finnish mc blows up international like a bomb
keystyling signing out flawless from the rapbattles.com

[Jeeves]

yo...yo yo...i break ya woman's trust...then cash it at the bank...
my styles leave ya dome high...because after all its dank...
chameleon colored paint...coats the slickest of my rides...
a sickness in my mind...has me construed as gifted wit my lines...
i rock crocs n personalized armani's with a fat pockets...
i roll with hoes, always...blunted, all day...cash, got it...
n you better believe i keep boxes that be stack to the ceiling...
thousands of shoes, cars for a million...n that cash...in the billions...
yea i carry weight...my fucking wallet's damn near twenty pounds...
but even though its most for dough...every hoe wants me now...

[conquistador]

I am this and I am that
I will never leave my house without wearing a cap
I will got to sleep without counting my stack
I will never become president probably cuz I'm black
I will never see a midjet and try to hit that
I will never wear boxer's they tangle my sack
I will never lie about what I did with a girl
after smoking weed I bust faster than a squirrel
Fat hoes make me hurl but they give good brain
Make my leg twitch having me sitting in the third lane
I'm not disturbed main I am extraordinarily educated
I narrarate it never hesitated but you still hate it

[Jo-JO]

I live by what Iv learned and not by what society has burned
Into my ego and self conciencous, I write against what i was warned
Live to be a lady fuck livin shady im dope cuz iv kept hope
That the world will never change, but iv learned to cope
Graduated from da school of hard knocks 1 fot n heavn anothr n da blocks
My lyrical skill continus comin n flocks, shit i lernd from lifs shocks