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  1. #31
    GIVEN
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    idont think this guy understands
    mess wit me n get hit wit a rubberband
    but on the other hand
    i could just smack him wit my left hand
    leave a mark wit rubber
    it would hurt more if you had a little blubber

    next weapon: time control
    Last edited by GIVEN; November 30th, 2003 at 02:17 AM

  2. #32
    The velocity of the band flys through the air/
    Back of the head, stumbles and now aware/
    I grab the band and unleash fury on his head/
    Double it until its beat read, triple 'til hes dead/

    ^^^Ahha.

    Weapon: Allan Houston Bobble Head Doll. Ahha.

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  3. #33
    Fuck Given!!! Ahha, its okay playa.

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  4. #34
    You've Earned a Custom Title! DocDizzie's Avatar
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    Ill use em both

    These two cats tryed to jump me in the lab
    I aint had nothing to give them a stab
    So i grabed from my allan houston bobbles head
    Beat ape over the head hope that he's dead
    Given tryed to sneak me from behind
    I gave to knobs a wind Tossed him in a portal to see what he finds
    All i know is that i hope he enjoys the prehistoric times.

    Next weapon Your opponent own foot.
    End of all game you have chosen ya path.

    Now you too can be a victom of DocDizzie's Wrath

  5. #35
    I Will Kill You!!!
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    i was shaking up my big red just to watch the pop fizzle
    i twisted the cap off OMG!!!! it's docdizzle
    im more pissed off than an unemployed doc rivers
    so i got sisscors. start cuttin at his heart to his grissle
    something told me to steal his shiny pink pumps
    not reebok but high heels to do the georgia stomp
    but he had a size 10 and a size 6 and a half
    so i chopped off his little foot and kicked his ass


    next weapon: a michael jackson glove
    Last edited by shizz; November 30th, 2003 at 02:28 PM

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  6. #36
    off the wall thinker Meters's Avatar
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    Awards LLL Champion OM HOF LLL HOF
    Smile as i don the glove of the king of POP,
    And hit you with a flurry of punches like my name was crack rock,
    i won't stop, until the job is done, and your belt is undone,
    By the end of this we'll see who's really been sonned,
    Slap you in the face like you was as impertinent as latoya,
    strength in numbers but the fact that i'm the only jacson here heigtens the paranoia

  7. #37
    off the wall thinker Meters's Avatar
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    Oh! My bad. Next weapon........
    ..................................................

    a trampoline

  8. #38
    YoungBlack
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    okay, okay man my bullet leave you shakin like "tickle me elmo"
    I'm fancy wit my gun like "Jay Will" wit his "elbow"
    man it'll leave ya head retracting like a rubber band
    you'll still be a virgin if it wasn't for ya other hand
    i will kill this last verse, while i'm killin the other man

  9. #39
    YoungBlack
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    my bad i did not use the correct weapon
    next weapon the blue pen

  10. #40
    AnonomousMC
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    this man drops two lines an picks the weakest-weapons//
    what he can spit in hours, i simply speak-in-seconds//
    delete-his-sentence, while im swingin with some mountain-dew//
    i spit the way that fountains-spew til you hit ground-and-through//
    you should be shakin when my weapons carbonation starts-enflatin//
    ill inject it in your blood until your hearts-intakin.....

    Anono

  11. #41
    Newbie FAcT oR FiCTiON's Avatar
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    drop a weapon u goon



    1
    i just, beat u 2 death...
    wit weapons that eat thru the flesh,
    and i never eat u unless the fuckin meat looks fresh..


    ...FuCk YouR ReCoRD...


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    I stomp on any man tryin to posess chi/jesus came in to the vocal booth and said 'XL, you the next me!'/- Chino XL

  12. #42
    Kyo
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    whats the next weapon

  13. #43
    Nitemarre
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    fuck it

    Im the ultimate assassain erasin footsteps of faggots steppin'
    Yo Anonmous this 4 U for not listenin and leavin a weopon
    Read the few rules ya jew cuz U can loose ya jewels
    plug a fuse in ya spine and watch the bile and brain ooze
    though it wont be much, Its the ghost cuz I cant be seen
    But I'll lean the tip-o-dis-nine and cream yo fuckin spleen

    tea pot

  14. #44
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    Run over to the stove and hit you with a tea pot...
    Hit you over the head like i was just a mean cop..
    Crack ya skull and smack ya balls with the spout..
    Dont cry now just die now and dont even shout...
    Cause it wont help ya none when your about to die..
    Crack you with the spout then just gouge ya eyes..

    Next Weapon: Teddy Bear

  15. #45
    Hip Hop's Bobby Fischer Diverse's Avatar
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    i'll smack you up with a teddy bear
    until it's lining begins to tear
    meanwhile you complaining that it ain't fair
    i'm so mad that diverse won't share
    with bear in hand i form a plan
    smack you so hard you start cryin man
    you've never been disgraced til you've taken a bear to the face
    now it's time for someone else to go and take my place

    next weapon: nerf balls

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