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    Pick a Weapon.. Any Weapon..

    Rap About How You're Goin To Kill The Cat Above You With The Weapon He Left For You... Then You Leave A Weapon For The Next Cat To Use.

    First Weapon = Tampon, compliments of the realists private store or them .

    Six Lines MINIMUM

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    I see feebles ass struttin down the street
    and i catch my sheet' and realized i took the wrong bag
    my bitches tampons inside, and hes walkin the alley wit nuttin to his side
    nigga owes me money
    but i think tampons only supposed to be on a clit'
    never mind this niggas a pussy - time to hit
    i beat him wit it till its bloody,
    take his money its funny he left it for me
    Now hes layin next to the trash bloody
    and a tampon coverin it up...

    I leave you a gas powered lawn mower

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    Straight from breakfast, Meters goes to mow his lawn,
    Constantly being smirked at by this cat he merked on,
    Feeling the jealousy and envy was enough to make Meters crazy,
    So he thought of a ploy to break fast with the mexican cousin of crazy, during the meal Loco spouted on and on,
    about how when he fucked little boys he refused to wear a condom,
    'fuck this', said Meters, 'this is shit is audacious,'
    'it's bullshit that there can be friendships within the seperate races,
    So Meters tied on a bandana, and started his lawn mower up,
    and if there's every a most minced meat contest, he'll surely win the cup

    Alright. Weapon-----> an umbrella

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    just like the pegiun in batman my umbrella is a muthafuckin gat man/
    how you like that man i lay you flat stick you with the pontied end/
    I never let my weapon go inside cause that shits bad luck/
    when the rain comes if you ain't got one kid your as is stuck/
    niggas falling like rain but i got my protection keep it above my head/
    your falling so you open your umbrella to catch airflow but your ass is dead/

    weapon = a sniper rifle.

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    This lyrical sniper pinpoints his words somewhat accurately
    Jus like when I see him through my scope pull da trigger: Catastrophe!
    When this Cat is speakin his verse I'll lyricall murder him
    Cross hairs lead to a hearse shoot him in the soft spot below da chin
    Walk up to youy body while you be bleedin by the mic
    One mo bullet to da head cause you living jus aint right

    Weapon=A White Out Pen
    A few achievements here and there

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    My weapon is a whiteout pen shit where do i begin/
    like a fag you can write out man but your shits not intrigin/
    i make liquid paper over verse cause that should shouldn;t exist/
    when emcees spit weak shit like your flow i tend to get pissed/
    and you know this muthafucker going then straight to your heart/
    you want me to fix your shit oh damn where do i start/
    you got no flow,meta4's, skills or talent on the MIC/
    give up this shit kid cause you flow like a dyke/


    next weapon : a ninja sword

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    i'll hit you with my pack-back fully equipped with bricks/
    rapping is only for the tight peeps not for these pussy dicks/
    claiming they killing off niggaz, when they gloat n brag/
    thats why they be the nigga's gettin tost off a boat in my back-pack bag/
    like slag from melted lava, i'll leave you hard n crusty/
    i'm like water when it hits metal, i'll leave you scrappy n rusty/


    Weapon - Electronic Fan
    "Blood 4 Lyf"... "S'happenin mah dawg? .. Got nuttin but love 4 you.."

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    My shells leave dust wit my electronic fan
    I've came to save the world but nigga i ain't superman
    i'm known as the street pusha cuz i pushed dat cain
    man, iff niggas don't play they get cut wit the electro fan
    Young the one hated, but i back reppin the metro land

    weapon: the keyboard

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    This guy want me to kill him with the keyboard
    then I'll make him type 'till you can type no more
    Your fingers will get so tired they'll probably fall off
    and thenI'll shovem up your ass one by one and then I'll throw you off a loft
    You will land on the hard cement and break your neck
    and I'll be laughing while you is cold and dead

    next weapon - micro machines

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    micromachines are perfect for my inovative scheme
    my goal in life is to destroy all your dreams
    Got my eyes set on target like a tractor beam
    pickin up this micromachine I attack your spleen
    look at me I got a micro boat
    guess whats its for...
    thats right, slittin your throat

    Next weapon: Micheal Jacksons glove
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    ok let me start this out again after im gunna give a new weapon considering the last two havnt

    my current weapon are my hands

    look at you spittin out like a fool
    are you an ethiopian
    hey your names manute bull
    the rhymes you just spit out are sustained
    ill take both hands
    and rip your skeleton out your flesh frame
    hit you with a left, hit you with a right, one more hit
    and I'll have you seein lights
    thats not a UFO cat
    your just watching me swirl
    whats the matter you cant tell Im out of this world
    all this pain is what you get for burnin me
    in about a minute you'll be sleepin for eternity

    Next weapon: Corn on the Cob
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    Dis cat better step quick
    I can take him out wit the best shit im left wit
    I was left wit vegetables so first a fist he is met wit
    When we meet on the streets you cower like a bitch
    You aint so hard when you aint wit ya click
    So I shoved that corn down you throat like you was suckin a dick
    It was kinda sad to watch him strugglin for air
    Watchin him spit up blood jus gurgglin in fear
    I'll watch you die with no feelins no care
    Stop reachin ya hand up im leavin you there

    Next weapon Bike chain
    End of all game you have chosen ya path.

    Now you too can be a victom of DocDizzie's Wrath

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    get my hand and strap it on a land man
    s ican bobmb u guys syuck a sand land man 2
    and ya this is gay but so what its a stupid cypher not a pide piper
    so nigga get riped off like spagetti jars
    ya big bars open like smitten cars
    hollsa
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    holal wuts the fuckin weapon?

    i'll make it a wet rag, gag you till your unconscious
    in otherwords dead, once i play the flow you accomplished
    you shits so unheard of, sleep is an obligation
    like addams family, so wut i liek it, that doesn't give you any admiration
    you the wackest. sorry to dissapoint
    god damn hairy? not even a wet rag...could bring out the pores

    next is a stobe light

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    i was in my room chillin, on rapbattles.com...
    then some rapist guy had a gun to my mom....
    He said get on the floor, i only had a moment...
    i had to think quick, find a weakness and expose it...
    i saw my chance, you best believe it, i tried...
    put a strbe light in is face until he had a seizure and died!

    Next Weapon: a Pack of Hotdogs

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