LLL MAGAZINE
So now that week 6 is behind us, time to recap and discuss the highs and lows.This week brought along contraversy, dope matches and of course an always duper mag. Just a quick overview, Evolve edged Chrit in a dope battle for the heavyweight title, Taktik and cupcake showed off in a very twisted and contraversal spotlight match and of course MM continues his arsenal of punches to keep his Lightweight reign
going and giving him a shot at Evolve for the Heavyweight Title! So please read, this mag should be dope.
Top 10 Punches
1.call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????
-Evolve
2.Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...
-Chrit
3.damn prudent, u just stole a line.. i bet i'll watch this fake edit
...cuz like visa theft... he always trys try to take credit...
u too ! they'll say scars struck ya..
cuz u stole cams lines, capcoms skills
...... and evolves bar structure
-Feeble Minded (he had 4 ill lines)
4.lacking fizz...hell i guess u get readers gasps...ya sucker
but its not in awe...its from RB's asthma sufferers
-fgee
5.Ur Lw is gone.. u better Wave goodbye.. the tide will never come in
Mystery’s kinda like Water..^ cuz when it boils down to it..Ur Nothing!!
-Dimense
6.You so called vets will go any lengths to beat me?.......
Alright C.....
Then what lengths to beat you? <----------------guess that's all I need!.......
-Taktik
7.& I pushed his emotinal wall over w/Cannons, bulldozers and tanks
After this battle
I'll put ur name in my sig so i won't forget the lower half of the ranks!
-Horud Skys
8.Filled wit malice, But The Only thing worse thats hurtin U....
Is When The Votas Flip Ya Win Record When Gradin ya personalz!!
-Mystery~Murdera
9.Leave dents imbedded in your thick skull... you got a nerve to show your lyrics
This should be do or die... coz the league needs no gimics
-COM
10.It's like the song you're name came from, his verse's trite
And if your sig's relevant than I should be braggin right?
-Lethargic
Reviews
Mentill Vs. Fgee
Good match, fellers. Seems both emcees ARE elevating. In this battle I saw some
dope wordplay and some good personals. F-gee won a decision.
Mentill:
“When I hit U w/ a punch 2 ur ankle U'll be paralyzed from the knee up
This is an A and B convo so C ur way outta it B4 D and E f-gee up”
Creative, real creative.
Fgee:
“youve been warned...ment defines what doubt is
he paid his ass...when told to put his money where his mouth is”
lol
COM Vs. Gimic
Ight Battle here. Com soundly defeated Gimic with a nice combination of
wordplay and avy disses. Gimic came ight however. His verse lacked a tadbit of
originality but besides that good battle.
COM:
“Leave dents imbedded in your thick skull... you got a nerve to show your lyrics
This should be do or die... coz the league needs no gimics”
Amend Vs. Walter Wall
Walter:
“I see through ya feeble peep hole ego, fact is ure fragile
Fuck Amend, I'm always ahead of him...like the preamble”
Amend no shows and is out of the league.
Island Vs. Bribeone1 (Winner: Evolve (bribe))
You guys know I love both of you but I have to be honest. This battle was
garbage. The let-down of the week. Once again I must proclaim Evolve the winner
with this punch.
“This Battle Sucked & I Am Dissapointed In Both Of You.. If You
Guys Dont Feel Like Battling Anymore Then Sign Out... Av Signed
Out Already.. Bribe Just Drop Better Next Week”
It was real disappointing to see 2 skilled heads drop like this. It hurts the
league.
lethargic Vs. Hi My Name Is… (Entry Match)
Hi my name Is… disappointed me. He seems misguided when it comes to battling.
However, this was my surprise of the week: Lethargic. Lethargic not only proved
he has what it takes to be in the league but in addition showed a nice amount of
potential. Keep battling.
“Testin me, and get left on respirators, take a breather
Checkin's true, I couldn't believe you made it in either”
Horrud Skys Vs. Auspicious
Horrud came nice while Auspicious admitted he’s concentrating more on his
topicals…which are dope. Horrud wins this battle hands down.
Horrud:
Fuck Auspicious. this kid thought he was dope .. Then read the mag
& trippen over a bundle of sticks is the only time girls fall for this fag.”
Tu Centz vs. Feeble Minded vs. Koncept
This is definitely another surprise match of the week. This battle may have
been one of the dopest of the week. Tu Centz & Feeble Minded showed up to do
more than battle. They came to war. This is not to slight Koncept. Koncept did
well, too was just a bit overwhelmed by the other 2 who came the best I’ve seen
them in a while.
Tu Centz:
“Still In Slow Mo.. Face It Feebs You Comin Last In This Race
Then Feeble Threw Out His Back
.... When Evolve Told Him To Pick Up The Pace”
Feeble:
Fuck ya dots and bars, fuck u too ! they'll say scars struck ya..
cuz u stole cams lines, capcoms skills
...... and evolves bar structure”
Feeble and tu Centz proved they were more than potential. They proved they were
threats. Good battle.
Stratus Vs. 13th disciple
Beef Battle of the week. Not only did these two guys start beefin in the mag
page they started beefin in their own battle, lol. Made for an interesting
match though. Monster posted a verse which lacked… ummm substance. 13th packed
personals and KO’d Monster 5-0. However Monster does walk away with the
ABSOLUTE worst punch of the month award and in addition proved he was the
weakest member of Origin Ill.
Monster:
“& i promise i know whats right.. let me explain the deal
and theres no punchline.. but my next one tells whats real”
wow… did I say worst punch? I meant to say verse. This killed you.
PS: don’t ever come hate voting in my battle after droppin a bullshit verse like
that.
13th:
“Fag...i peeped the Mag....thinkin u'll win u must've of lost it..
Monster's not the boogey man..but he's still remains in the closet”
nice KO 13th. Good drop.
[Lightweight match] Dimense Vs. Mystery~Murdera
This battle was to decide who gets the Heavyweight title shot. Surprisingly
Dimense dropped a rush verse against the reigning Lwchamp Mystery. Dimenses
verse consisted of tons of wordplay but lacked personals. However, Dimense
proclaimed he was having computer trouble so he rushed a verse n signed out of
the league. Mystery posted a keyed verse, which was less than expected but won
the bout.
Mystery:
“Get It?! u Just Wont Shine... Leave All Them Sweet Dreams Dissolved
I'm gawd n only ShoT ur gettin at the title is...
.............................. swiggin a Drink while readin Me Vs. Evolve!!”
[Spotlight Match] cupcake Vs. taktik
Since Chrit forfeited his middleweight title to battle Evolve for the Hweight
championship. Evolve conjured up a “spotlight” match on cupcake. Cupcake has
made her personality known in the league through short, humorous, but snippy
replies. This week the voters would get to see exactly how good she was as she
bouted with league vet taktik. Winner is up for the lightweight belt next week.
Taktik won this bout through the votes decidedly. In addition there was
controversy over whether or not cupcake fed off of Taktik’s verse. This lead to
beef between the two opponents.
[Heavyweight Match] Evolve Vs. Chrit
This was a good, coulda been better, battle between two elite heads of the
league. Evolves wittiness outshined Chrit in this match, however. Chrit
received 1 vote while Evolve cruised to a win.
Highlights:
Chrit:
“Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...”
Evolve:
“yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks”
Definitely a good battle but I still think I’ve seen both come better.
Predictions
Evolve vs M~M
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This match-up is looking to be unpredictable and hopefully dope. MM is
heating up coming strait to the top and Evolve well is just plain
ill, and has proven himself by taking over the HW Title and continuing his reign for weeks now. I think though MM is really good and could startle me
with my prediction...I think Evolve will come hard as he always does
and win...but don't be surprised if I'm proven wrong. Winner=Evolve
13th vs Chrit
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This is a very even match, this decision is hard to make. 13th is known to bring dope verses on occasion, and Chrit as well...but when it comes down to
consistancy, Chrit edges 13th but not by a lot. Winner=Chrit
Taktik vs fgee
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Seeing I'm in this match...I can't say anything but I know fgee is dope so
I gotta drop hard and I will so if he does as well, it'll be good.
Aisle 5 vs COM
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After Aisle's performance last week and COM's inconsistancy, I can pretty
much say Aisle is winning unless COM comes hard.Winner=A-5
Mentill vs Feeble Minded
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Both good, Feebs is better I think or has been lately so I'm gunna say Feeble
unless Mentill can show up with an ill verse.Winner=Feeble
Token vs N Litend
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Well seeing this is the entry match I can't predict extremely well, but
Token is good when he comes good and so is N Litend, so I flipped a coin and I got Token. Winner=Token
cupcake vs Bribeone1
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cake is ill, and so is Bribe...it'll be a good battle if both come on time
and don't feed off of the other's verse...cept I'ma say Bribe'll win with
experience in the League and dopeness. Winner=Bribe
Lethargic VS Eye WitNess
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I've seen Lethargic yet not seen Eye Witness.....yet have heard so much from him I'm going out on a limb and going with him. WInner=Eye Witness
Auspicious VS Nu Lecture
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Aus is banned
Monster - Vol. 2 VS Walter Wall
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On one hand you got WW who is sometimes ill sometimes not, and then Monster
who is on Origin Ill....he hasn't checked in so Iunno if he'll even show so.Winner=WW
GiMiC VS Horud Skys
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After seeing both....my bet's on Horrud Skys...by a lot
WInner=HS
Allegory VS Dimense
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I'm just gunna straight up say Dimense, hopefully he drops good and makes my pick look good.Winner=Dimense
OUTRO
Overall this week was pretty ill if you ask me, I'd say if we can only get better from this week then the league looks promising. Some new faces popped up (Lethargic) and some
people dropped ill (you know who you are). What more can you ask for, triple threat match, spotlight match, heavy and light weight matches? Hopefully next week will bring the same
dopeness and ill verses...now I'm outtie like the belly button, pc.
hoe mentill answer my callout in elite b slapped.
