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  1. October 26th, 2003, 06:10 AM #1
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    I can die a happy man

    Ok tonight my school had a formal dance. It is called the "boat dance", and basicly everyone gets all dressed up and shit then we have a dance on a phat ocean liner while it goes around the San Fran bay... the dance was cool and all... but the fun kicked in on the ride home in the limo. The stereo was broken and we had a group of 18 people. So we decided that a rousing game of truth or dare was necesary. Little did i know it would soon turn to an AROUSING game of just DARE. It was word like whoa... anyways, after a couple stupid dares we started gettin down to the good shit you know. Like girls kissin eachother and what not... then someone was like... "everyone should get naked and have sex". Didnt take me long to think about this one i was down since i was sittin with all the females at the end of the limo... but all the chicks got butt ass naked and started fuckin with eachother in the limo... then my gf pulls me in there with her and 6 other girls.... I was like WHOA.... they were all fightin over my shit... and i was the only senior in the group so all the other guys were all shy to do anything with any of the girls.... so i took all their dates lmao... shit if i got 7 girls on my dick i could care less who sees you know? but i got pics and shit.... im gonna get that shit developed tomorrow and i'll post em up... ima let all you little perverts just imagine what happened from then on out... but yeah... I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN NOW!!!!
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  2. October 26th, 2003, 06:39 AM #2
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  3. October 26th, 2003, 06:51 AM #3
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  4. October 26th, 2003, 09:37 AM #4
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  5. October 26th, 2003, 11:04 AM #5
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  6. October 26th, 2003, 11:22 AM #6
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    Blah...

    Date a stripper....

    Then you dont have to pay for a fucking limo...
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  7. October 26th, 2003, 12:16 PM #7
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  8. October 26th, 2003, 02:37 PM #8
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    yhea... but ALL these girls were good lookin... not one of them was bad at all... and yeah they were a little older than 7! lol im not THAT big of a pedophile!
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  9. October 26th, 2003, 03:07 PM #9
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    Blah...

    Date a stripper....

    Then you dont have to pay for a fucking limo...

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  10. October 26th, 2003, 03:13 PM #10
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    tickets = $80
    clothes for dance = $40 (already had everything mostly)
    Dinner = $0 (ate at gf's house)
    Limo = $60 per person

    Having a limo orgy with all the other guy's date = PRICELESS


    F U C K A S T R I P P E R !

    this was FRESH pussy! BOOYA
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  11. October 26th, 2003, 03:31 PM #11
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    Originally Posted by Ill-Mental:
    F U C K A S T R I P P E R !

    this was FRESH pussy! BOOYA
    Contrary to what most people think...
    A majority of strippers arent sluts...
    I date one... she's been with a total of 3 guys...
    Me being one of them...

    Although some of her stripper friends are a bit wilder...

    But fuck it...
    I dont have to drop $180 for it...
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  12. October 26th, 2003, 04:11 PM #12
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    is a thread of ... bullshit.
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  14. October 26th, 2003, 04:19 PM #14
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    i will post up pics dawg... lol i dont care if you dont believe me... i had the best night of my life lol
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