Self Glorification

[fb4lwar26]

Ima Deadly Soldier Spitten Wicked Words With Wicked Verbs...
Pen N Pad In Hand Smokin Them Sickend Herbs...
Go Ahead And Run Ill Give You A Head Start...
Messin With Me Nigga I Aint Got No Heart...
Take Out My Gat And Aim Very Bearingly...
Watch You Drop To The Ground And Let Your Blood Splatter Sharingly...

[LadyWun]

I'll split any dick that will cum on the mic
Spit verses to make you die from wun site
Low-life will be the outcome of fuck'n with me
Ha! I left your brain fuck'd mentally
Body so tired your stuck in my sheets
verbs fly'n, your nightmares are sleep

[skitten]

I'm the illest to ever take on this sight
I'm not a killest... but I can take the mike
I am also white which I like and if you don't like that sight
you better take a bite out of my life
I'm living the life of someone who has made it
Take it or leave it... Just don't bitch about it
And if you sit and pout... I will laugh about your big snout
You sniffing coke and I don't do any to kill this throat
I'll be the last to croak

[Marvell]

In the game I've earned my stripes like I work at footlocker/
And have your girl bobbn' her head as if she were a rocker/

Nah I can't deny it, yeah I'm a a mobster/
Went from eatn' fried hotdogs to steak and lobster/

On the streets is where I chilled, yeah my game is proper/
Had to duck my head, watch for hand cuffs and copters/

[JDeaZy]

I'm so sick you thought to be this 'ill' wasn't 'legal'//
Stickin' ho's wit' more punches than Steven Seagal//
Spittin venom on a mike, my words are caustic substance//
I step off tha stage and bitches beg me "rub this..."//
Surgeonverge cuttin ya ass wit' tha razor in my dome//
Leavin' 'bodies' in tha 'wake' shreddin' YOU's all I know//

[Default]

So what if im not ill,
im shit at rapping,
but i prefer the banging,
u see im a P.I.M.P,
bang the missus every nite,
she says i have the mite,
of god. i pleasure her in anyway,
u have the BIGGEST gun she will say,
time for me to go niggaz, im on my way,
to Fuck ma bitch today. SEE YA HA HA HA HA HA

[BIGjoke]

I get head everyday like early drinkers and Budwieser
Its wet in wild and yers is good but my sluts-nicer
BIGjoke is dat mack that make ya connect to ya girls palms
Im smooth, like every females favorite flavored lip balm
be calm, ill give her back im just testin her out
haters get strangle-ated like swallowin whats in ya girls mouth
Im blastin from her brain-She got my children on her mind
I turn her behind, and fuck em like rabbits pressin rewind...


uhh.......

[Baron Mynd]

i am THE greatest at this site.. no one disagrees,
after i post..
.. everyone in this thread will just agree with me!
my ability's gankster like, dicks the biggest you've ever seen
plus when my balls are itching. . i start scratching my knee ; )
no body's fucking with C .. im the god of this RB sheeeeiiiit,
check out RB legends .. im in there under ALL of my alias!

[pedro nok]

What??? I ain't the greatest???I'm a verbal rapist
If ya hate the man, Plain n Simple Your an MC racist,
Hate the race of Ill MC'z, I'll buckle them to their kneez
And if ya wanna test,PLease!!!warn these MC'z!!!
If I appease ya taste great...If not I won't hesitate
To spit Fire Flames...Put an end to Ur fate, Mate

[YoungBlack]

ok, ok,man i'm more precise then a AIDS needle goin into a dyke
fuck wits right, all i care bout is what my pens gonna write
My lil 8 mil, will leave intestines spillin
anerexic bitch, i'm doin it for Mr. Lord willin
The flows hotter then my street sweeper when it's killin
And i don't need a 6th line cuz othe five was illin

[mikeydarko]

i spit so many lines, my tongue is covered in coke/
my gums get numb as i forget the lyrics i wrote/
but no complaints here, y'all won't hear me bitch/
cuz i rhyme in my sleep, and its still better than yo written shit/
they call it a freestyle, and the medium is the message/
however there should be a charge, for reading my blessings.

[mikeydarko]

hey yo black, i need a bitch to suck my cack/
plus i only got a five and two ones in ma money stack/
thats leaves me short, like that man phife diggy/
and on that note, i could also use a q-tip to clear my ears/
and possibly a 20 sack to clear my throat/
these lines are hurting, so y'all know this ain't a murder i wrote.

[mikeydarko]

i read this site, and i figure y'all must be gay/
sitting in front of the monitor, typing wack shit all day/
laughing out loud giving yo mouse a high five/
homo losers, stuck yo dick inside your hard drive/
shot your skinny load all over the motherboard, and fucked it up/
i guess its back to watching big tigger for you computer nerd sluts

[GIVEN]

man with my rhymes no one can relate
mickeydarko is good too cause he types and masturbates
so hes got skillz but me my shit killz
leave em with the chills and then thrillz
in five minutes your bones rotted
i drop bombs like osama bin laden
sadaam hussain my rhymes are insane
damn none of this shit makes sense
cause its worth 1 million dollars and 50 cents

[TrEbLe]

I will own tha world so do these bitches not get it
Im tha best and im my worst critic
stay intact and close to drugs
so much money niggaz think my chain gettin attacked by lightning bugz
Im a rookie but i'll still LeBron ya ass
If i was absent u'd still come in last
Lemme battle so i'll show no faults
gimme ya keys and i'll show u wut i bought