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Thread: Best Punchline You Have Read/Heard?

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    Back in the old BET message board dayz, there was this chick from Jersey who went by the name of Chocolate who was battling this dude on there and she said in one line...
    "This cat couldn't get rotation throwing his cd around..." And that basically hit the nail in the coffin for her victory.

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    If you ovulated soap chick, you still couldn't "come clean"" Imperial1


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    Mainstream artists:

    "If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome" - Copywrite

    "We put money under the matress, fuck Banks" - Joe Budden

    "you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack
    you'd make alot more money than you do from rap " - Eminem

    "Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
    And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?" - Nas

    "He's got a big drone(?) friend that I tuck along wit me/
    And I bone that since you like suckin on fifty's//" - Joe Budden

    "If Games a "Certified Gangsta" whoes giving out certificates?//
    Illegitimate, yall n*ggas believing 'em?/
    He's yesterdays paper, guess nobody's reading 'em//" - Joe Budden

    "I know my history, my family tree done said Master/
    f*ck livin positive, cause negativity spreads faster//" - Lloyd Banks

    ""Shady Records, was 80 seconds away from the towers
    some cowards f*cked wit the wrong building, they meant to hit ours" - Eminem

    "I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
    grab a knife by the blade an stab u with the f*ckin handle" - Eminem


    Some Underground stuff:

    "I'll scratch~ya~verse, kill us both and jack~ya~hearst/
    murder yo ass in heaven so you go back~to~earth//" - Jecht44

    "Like an "angry dog" I'll rip~this~cat, flip~his~back and leave him so twisted he'll be able 2 lick~his~crack!
    Dawg u aint~relevant, your spits aint~intelligent an you keep sayin the same shit like you had a speech~impedement!" - Sam EP

    "PL, I ma Stuff ya face in warm crap, thats the only was ya spit hot shit
    Then have you facing '9's like you was the needle on a clock bitch" - Me

    " Silly how your talking
    about murder and guns
    The only time you will be holding a Nine
    is after I bite off one of your thumbs" - Dizzieko

    "You bought your turntables for a dollar on ebay
    Then used it at your grandmother's party, now a DJ?" - Luckyguess

    "When the shots blaring, you ain’t gonna see nothing but the back of heels/
    I thought I told yall, my shots make dudes run like track & field//" - awhollywood0838

    "Suck on my pistol like a dick, inhale my hollow tips/
    Got your ass so full of lead you masturbate clips//" - awhollywood0838

    "He was never the type to play with a stick and a hockey puck/
    He was the type to say "*bleep* the Stanley cup, I’d rather play in Stanley's Cup!"//" - awhollywood0838

    "Why you even came to battle? Shoulda stayed in ya seat/
    Dude gotta weight problem-- can't "weight" to eat!//" - Shivy


    That's enough, the huge hall of fame...just look it that mad talent the underground emcees bring, damn.
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    ^ herb.

    That's enough, the huge hall of fame...just look it that mad talent the underground emcees bring, damn.
    you stupid fuck, they were all whack as fuck.

    Avalons riverdance line.


    the kryp-tonight line is hella played...

    The "yeah i fell off, but i landed on this faggot" was good when it was only used once.
    Damn homie,
    In highschool i beat the shit out of you and ya man homie,
    Ya girl wanna blow me and dont even know me,
    she lonely and she think you phonie,
    i take a piss on a development deal from sony.

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    I use hidden wordplay to disguise (diss guys)

    that was one of my most dopest punches

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    dope

    the dopest i have read is by unkwown ( so embarassin there name cant be displayed) an it was
    u dumb bitch
    u fuckin sitch
    now is it just me or was that unlucky!lol! peace out
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    i heard this one from guy on raptalk.net about a year ago and it has stayed with me.

    "listen to me and remember dont speak when you're being taught/
    ill smack your brains out your head put hem in your hand and make you hold that thought"

    it might have been a little different from this can't remember it was a long time ago.
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    i must have bong breath the way just im tokin.. coz..
    my raps are doper than the wrapper you wrap your dope in..

    I'm so fly, they sent for a swat team to stop me.

    HenceForward.


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    "Just so conservatives dont take it to heart,
    i dont think bush did it cuz he isnt that smart,
    he's just a stupid puppet takin orders on his cell phone,
    from the same people who savataged senator wellstone"
    -Immortal Technique

    c'mon do her like a real man supposed ta,
    even your best chicken be my oven stuffin roasta,
    -Asheru and Blue Black

    peace

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    If you had one more eye you'd be a cyclops which explains missing the premise

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    that quote was from aesop rock by the way, my dog just nudged my arm and made me hit enter too soon

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    I put the SQUEEZE on the block...until I see the cheddar squirt like easy cheese.

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    yo i got a few i like.....

    this one is from somebody i dunno i heard it one time tho..he battlin some cat from chicago.....

    yo i aint know much about chicago, but i make Illa noize........

    ^^ shit is sick right there.

    da next 2 i like cause they real...

    Pac..

    you claim to be a playa, but I fucked yo wife!!

    ^^Pac dissin Biggie

    Jay-Z..

    you know who, did you know what,
    with you know who, lets keep that between me and you!!....

    ^^Jay murderin Nas

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    da next 2 i like cause they real...

    Pac..

    you claim to be a playa, but I fucked yo wife!!
    get the fuck outta here.
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    hall of shame... lmao.

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