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Thread: Best Punchline You Have Read/Heard?

  1. #46
    K.O._Guy
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    "And u can quote this, im the moby dick of dopeness"

    and that is truly ill^^^^

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    no questions bout my future dog herbs a star/im so tight the kkk was harlem shakin in my backyard

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    New Writejist Song - Tito Ortiz

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  3. #48
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    haha...how the fuck are u losing that battle??? i dont get it

  4. #49
    evil_ambition
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    I'll break your neck/
    Damn near put your face in your lap/
    Ya tryin a be the king but the ace is back

    Dr. Dre - Still Dre

  5. #50
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    Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
    Album: Wu-Tang Forever
    Song: Triumph
    Typed by: dj.flash@pobox.com * FINAL VERSION (no corrections accepted)

    [Ol Dirty Bastard]
    What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
    I'm the Osirus of this shit
    Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucker
    It's like this ninety-seven
    Aight my niggaz and my niggarettes
    Let's do it like this
    I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
    Let's take it back to seventy-nine

    [Inspectah Deck]
    I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    I inspect you, through the future see millenium
    Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
    Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
    Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
    Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
    Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
    Heads by the score take flight incite a war
    Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
    Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
    Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
    Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
    Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

    [Method Man]
    As the world turns, I spread like germs
    Bless the globe with the pestilence, the hard-headed never learn
    It's my testament to those burned
    Play my position in the game of life, standin firm
    on foreign land, jump the gun out the fryin pan, into the fire
    Transform into the Ghostrider, a six-pack
    and +A Streetcar Named Desire+, who got my back?
    In the line of fire holdin back, what?
    My peoples if you with me where the fuck you at?
    Niggaz is strapped, and they tryin to twist my beer cap
    It's court adjourned, for the bad seed from bad sperm
    Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm, what the blood
    clot, we smoke pot, and blow spots
    You wanna think twice, I think not
    The Iron Lung ain't got ta tell you where it's coming from
    Guns of Navarone, tearing up your battle zone
    Rip through your slums

    [Cappadonna]
    I twist darts from the heart, tried and true
    Loop my voice on the LP, martini on the slang rocks
    Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin
    Tell your story walkin
    Take cover kid, what? Run for your brother, kid
    Run for your team, and your six camp rhyme groupies
    So I can squeeze with the advantage, and get wasted
    My deadly notes reigns supreme
    Your fort is basic compared to mine
    Domino effect, arts and crafts
    Paragraphs contain cyanide
    Take a free ride on my dart, I got the fashion
    catalogues for all y'all to all praise to the Gods

    [Ol Dirty Bastard]
    The saga continues
    Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang

    [U-God]
    Olympic torch flaming, we burn so sweet
    The thrill of victory, the agony, defeat
    We crush slow, flamin deluxe slow
    For, judgment day cometh, conquer, it's war
    Allow us to escape, hell glow spinning bomb
    Pocket full of shells out the sky, Golden Arms
    Tune spit the shitty Mortal Kombat sound
    The fateful step make, the blood stain the ground
    A jungle junkie, vigilante tantrum
    A death kiss, catwalk, squeeze another anthem
    Hold it for ransom, tranquilized with anesthetics
    My orchestra, graceful, music ballerinas
    My music Sicily, rich California smell
    An axekiller adventure, paint a picture well
    I sing a song from Sing-Sing, sippin on ginseng
    Righteous wax chaperone, rotating ring king

    [RZA]
    Watch for the wooden soldiers, C-Cypher-Punks couldn't hold us
    A thousand men rushin in, not one nigga was sober
    Perpendicular to the square, we stamp gold like Fleer
    Escape from your Dragon's Lair, in particular
    My beats travel like a vortex, through your spine
    to the top of your cerebrum cortex
    Make you feel like you bust a nut from raw sex
    Enter through your right ventricle clog up your bloodstream
    now terminal, like Grand Central Station
    Program fat baselines, on Novation
    Getting drunk like a fuck, I'm duckin five-year probation

    [GZA]
    War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
    Many of the victim family save they ashes
    A million names on walls engraved in plaques
    Those who went back, received penalties for the axe
    Another heart is torn as close ones mourn
    Those who stray, niggaz get slayed on the song

    [Masta Killa]
    The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds
    and leaks sounds that's heard
    ninety-three million miles away from came one
    to represent the Nation, this is a gathering
    of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu-Tang Clan
    As we engage in battle, the crowd now screams in rage
    The high chief Jamel-I-Reef take the stage
    Light is provided through sparks of energy
    from the mind that travels in rhyme form
    Givin sight to the blind
    The dumb are mostly intrigued by the drum
    Death only one can save self from
    This relentless attack of the track spares none

    [Ghostface Killah]
    Yo! Yo! Yo, fuck that, look at all these crab niggaz laid back
    Lampin like them gray and black Puma's on my man's rack
    Codeine was forced in your drink
    You had a Navy Green salamander fiend, bitches never heard you scream
    You two-faces, scum of the slum, I got your whole body numb
    Blowin like Shalamar in eighty-one
    Sound convincin, thousand dollar court by convention
    Hands, like Sonny Liston, get fly permission
    Hold the fuck up, I'll unfasten your wig, bad luck
    I humiliate, separate the English from the Dutch
    it's me, black nobled you Ali
    Came in threes we like the Genovese, is that so?
    Caesar needs the greens, it's Earth
    Ninety-three million miles from the first
    Rough turbulence, the waveburst, split the megahertz

    [Raekwon]
    Aiyyo that's amazing, gun in your mouth talk, verbal foul hawk
    Connect thoughts to make my manchild walk
    Swift notarizer, Wu-Tang, all up in the high-riser
    New York Yank' visor world tranquilizer
    Just a dosage, delegate my Clan with explosives
    While, my pen blow lines ferocious
    Mediterranean, see y'all, the number one draft pick
    Tear down the beat God, then delegate the God to see God
    The swift chancellor, flex, the white-gold tarantula
    Track truck diesel, play the weed God, substantiala
    Max mostly, undivided, then slide in, sickenin
    Guaranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland

  6. #51
    VeRbAl_MuRdErEr
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    ^gays

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    This kid put his Y front on backward for easy reversal
    I dont wanna sound noobish...
    ...but its hard when *your wacks* a true personal
    The Comeback

    *Wow I Sound Like Judge*

  8. #53
    doesnotexist
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    Thers already a sticky thread for this shit.

    And nobody is on Chino's level with the exception of possibly Vakill.
    Also Copywrite and Big L are ill.

  9. #54
    BuKkEyEs
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    i dont know if this is a punchline but its tight. tip said on that flip diss...."lyrically ill merk you, physically ill hurt you, you aint never ran the streets, nigga you had a curfew."

  10. #55
    Madpr0phet
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    only thing that comes to mind is dre

    "you gonna hurt me...nigga please you gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees"

    im sure buddens had some good ones to 50 and them


    anyways..to my point....sumtimes i think these threads are started just so the person starting it can for another alias on another site and bite all these punches

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    ummm this was ok!!

    I've heard of dick riding but this is the best
    Threw my cock off a cliff...
    ...and watched Joe bloggs jump to his death

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    we humiliate ni--as like a small dick size

    embarassin ni--as like gettin caught masturbatin

    im hard headed, my dick look like R2-D2


    lol they alrite^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by OutWrite
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    Last Time You Heard WV is Dope..It Was A Self Esteem Buildin Tape - Me

    Lines More Played Than "Its Rainin Men" On Ur Stereo - Me

    Not a Punchline..But By Far The Best Line Ive Ever Heard

    Sydistikation Dont Remember Me..Il Run Ya Brain Around The Block Yo Jog Ya fuckin Memory - Eminem..Hate..I Give No Fuck

    EMINEM BIT THAT LINE OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    THIS IS so hilarious hearing all of you kids give yourself props like your 'punches' are that ill when in reality most of em suck with the exception of a very few and then some of the ones from other people u list aren't fucking punches they just dope lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by evil_ambition
    I'll break your neck/
    Damn near put your face in your lap/
    Ya tryin a be the king but the ace is back

    Dr. Dre - Still Dre
    Written by Jay Z

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunman tha Great
    THIS IS so hilarious hearing all of you kids give yourself props like your 'punches' are that ill when in reality most of em suck with the exception of a very few and then some of the ones from other people u list aren't fucking punches they just dope lines

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