COMEDIAN vs Solar Eclipse

[THE_COMEDIAN]

20 lines max
no crew votes
i go first

[THE_COMEDIAN]

It’s hazardous to laugh-at-this; plain sacrilege I’ve mastered-this
to take swift hits from my spits you’re a masochist
you asked-for-it your rap-is-shit I’ll blast-it-quick
Chop-spits sink an axe-in-it; drop-shit like a laxative
Straight pacifist I-laugh-at-fists and plastics-tits that pass-the-pits (armpits)
If I lose rematch-the-bitch need a first class stamp when I dispatch-my-shit
You’re-last-to-spit and you take longer than an old-tram
I’m loose on this site like a renegade program
No one can find me, even the matrix searches
I go around killing MCs, that’s my purpose

[Two.Up]

checkin in, will have my verse in 15-20 minutes, peace............................................. ..........

[Two.Up]

ok here goes.......


My skills awoke, come to kill quietly under stealth cloaks, take ur breath away so you’re reduced to “chokes” :: I kill to invoke fear in folks, its funny how The Comedian croaks “punch-lines” that really come as jokes // 1

Align rhymes designed to destroy divine minds, the only way you could stop me is if u could rewind time :: assign my lyrical 9’s on ur head cuz u spit rhetorical crimes, Solar will leave u deaf and dumb like a blind mime // 2

I’ll skip the formalities, spit legit shit to cause fatalities cuz ur skills come fake like “virtual realities” :: it’s a tragedy how I cause so many rhyme casualties, comedian aka manthax can’t deal with me even with his “split personalities” // 3

Spit splitting sounds that surround without bounds, you must rap in a coffin the way ur style is “under-ground,” spittin in reverse like upside-down frowns :: come around my town, I’ll pound into u plenty of rhyme rounds, this verse is like a manual on how to kill unfunny clowns // 4

vote on best verse........peace.

[Aprentice²]

closest shit ive seen in a minute but i have to give it to the clown althogh that shit about rewindin time was tight. comedian gets my vote even tho he shoulda wrote more

[Tonya~Montana]

AH MAN AT FIRST I WAS LIKE......COMEDIAN SPITTED SOME NICE SHIT...GOOD PUNCHES..NICE FLOW...ONLY THING IS HE WAS'NT DIRECT AT HIS OPPONENT.....NO GOOD DISSES AND ACTUALLY YA VERSE WAS'NT A BATTLE RAP..MORE LIKE A CYPHA BOUT WHAT YOU WOULD/COULD DO!!....IIGHT THO

SOLAR HAD SOME HEAT!! FLOW AND PUNCHES CAME NICELY....GOOD DISSES AND STAYED AT HIS MAN...WORDPLAY IS THA BEST SHIT ON HERE BETWEEN ALL THA BATTLES ON THIS PAGE!! OVERALL YOU MURDERED!!!

VOTE SOLAR!!

[Two.Up]

uppppppppin this battle............................................ .................................................. ............................................

[8-off]

dayum dayum dayum, dis battle was nice as fuck, both verses were good, they were also close, but i gotta give it to solar, his shit came wit more punches and they were harder, but comedians flow was on mothafuckin point, good to both ya


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peep

[Sweet Sauce]

vote-solar
punches-solar
flow-both
u both spit raw it was close so i gave it to solar...

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[Tonya~Montana]

OH YEA............................................... CHECK OUT MY BATTLE AND VOTE HONESTLY PLZ............................................... ..............THZ

[THE_COMEDIAN]

this is WAAAAAAAAAAAAACK SOLAR KEPT WITHIN THE 10 line LIMIT BY SIMPLY PUTTING ABOUT 4 LINES INTO 1 READ HIS VERSE AND ONE LINE IS ACTUALLY 4 OR 3

[THE_COMEDIAN]

uppin for votes............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........

[d-mecca7]

dayum dayum dayum, dis battle was nice as fuck, both verses were good, they were also close, but i gotta give it to solar, his shit came wit more punches and they were harder, but comedians flow was on mothafuckin point, good to both ya
and go vote on the d-mecca vs bonecrusher battle aight holla

[ric0]

dis battle was nice as fuck, both verses were good, they were also close, but i gotta give it to solar, his shit came wit more punches and they were harder, but comedians flow was on mothafuckin point, good to both ya