LMAO TUBESOCKS SHAKUR aka DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL COSBY COPS THEM EXCLUSIVE GUANTANAMO BAY AIRFORCES + EXPOSES WHY IKEA IS A TOTAL SHAM IF YOUR CARPENTRY SKILLS ON POINT (ROAST OF NARVELL)

[Baron Mynd]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

LIFE LESSON #1: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TIP YOUR BARBER GUYS

I CANT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT IN THE THIRD WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE BUT HE GOT THAT QUANTUM MECHANIC SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HAIRLINE

WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT BEGINS, OR HOW IT ENDS, BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SPACE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COMPLETELY BREAK DOWN AND RENDER ALL CURRENT METHODS OF THINKING IRRELEVANT

EAR TO NOSE RATIO ON 1: 9999 TOO

IF NARVELL HELD A SEA-SHELL UP TO HIS EAR, INSTEAD OF GENTLE WAVES CRASHING AGAINST ROCKS ALL HE WOULD HEAR IS “WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR YOU DUSTY OLD BROKE FAGGOT? PUT ME DOWN. IMMEDIATELY” ROFLZZZ

NOSE SHAPED LIKE THE VACUUM CLEANER HIS FUCKING FEATURELESS ROOM HAS NEVER REQUIRED ONCE



LOOKING LIKE FLOYD MAYNEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHA



I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL CARDS TO BE REAL, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT THOSE FLORAL BEDSHEETS HAVEN’T SEEN ANY ACTION OUTSIDE OF THE LOCAL LAUNDROMAT



NARVELL KEEPS A COIN ON A STRING AROUND HIS NECK THAT HE’S PERFECTED THE TECHNIQUE OF INSERTING TO JUST THE RIGHT DEPTH TO FOOL THE MECHANISM BEFORE RETRIEVING IT TO SAVE HIMSELF A WHOLE DOLLAR EACH TIME HE VISITS

SPENDS THE DOLLAR ON POINTLESS BASEBALL CARDS NOONE EVEN COLLECTS ANYMORE SINCE NFT’S BECAME A THING

NARVELLS OWNS A PRISTINE GRADED BILLY BEAN BASEBALL CARD YET HE’S THE ONE WHO’S THE GRADE A FAGGOT AHAHAHAHIFIRBROFJFMABAZZZZ

GOLD TEETH STUNTING SELFIE FOR INSTAGRAM, YET CANT AFFORD HIS OWN WASHING MACHINE. GROWN MAN LOGIC.



WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT BARBED WIRE RIDDLED WARZONE YOU’RE IN AND WHY ARE YOU REMOVING YOUR GUANTANAMO BAY AF1’S TO TAKE A PHOTO FOR EXACTLY? ROFLZZZ

LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER RINGED THAT BARBED WIRE FENCE ALSO MOONLIGHTS PART TIME AS YOUR LOCAL BARBER

CANT TELL WHO LESS STRAIGHT, BILLY BEAN OR THIS FUCKING RETARDS UGLY SHAPE UP



FOUND A DISCARDED SHOE ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAUDRY DAY AND SOLD IT FOR TWENTY BILLION ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS

IN REAL MONEY THAT EQUATES TO THE SAME AS HIS SPOTIFY REVENUE STREAM



BUILT HIS OWN DESK TO COUNT HIS EARNINGS ON



IMAGINE BEING ONLINE IN 2023 BROWSING FROM THIS AMAZING HOME BUILT WOODEN TABLE SETUP ROFLZZZZ


Welcome to RapBattles faggot @Narvell

[3viction]

I hope he is wified up because those blankets are hella gay.

[3viction]

why is there random toilet paper there in the background.

[Wuxia]

roflz @ floyd maynever

[Nohbody]

Narvell bout to body every person in this motherfu . . . . is that an air mattress?

[Fresh]

OK so narvell and Lenox work at the laundromat together

[3viction]

narvell is rb's supa hot fiya

[Wuxia]

Lmao shruggsy bogues

[Lenox]

@Narvell

Consider this the highest of compliments bro

Welcome to rap battles.com

[Wuxia]

Dead at the barbwire security fence. Dude look like he wrote an sos message on that twenty billion dollar bill, stuffed it inside his shoe, threw it over the fence, watched it fall like mana from heaven, then dikembe mutombo jumped up and blocked it and the shoe hit him in the head and fucked his hair up.

[Celph Taut]

Gone after the "Put me down immediately"

[Zunto]

Classic Lars, create a username and pretend to be an actual person then create a roast thread pretending that it’s an actual person


Literally the worst

[Aero]

LIFE LESSON #1: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TIP YOUR BARBER GUYS

I CANT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT IN THE THIRD WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE BUT HE GOT THAT QUANTUM MECHANIC SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HAIRLINE

WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT BEGINS, OR HOW IT ENDS, BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SPACE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COMPLETELY BREAK DOWN AND RENDER ALL CURRENT METHODS OF THINKING IRRELEVANT