Regular Battle
Punches due NO DUE DATES
Voting ends on NO DUE DATES
Rebuttal Option
both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in
format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)
You have 24hrs from when battle was set to agree on rebuttal battle
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@Baron Mynd
@miracle
Check, let’s get this shit in early
I’m here, just seen this
WORD P e r f e c t !
RESERVOIR GODS
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Miracle's good to go. He sent his bar in.
lmao fatso if mandarin dinner had been a winner damn right we’d be pissed off
for that you’re getting your Just Desserts. aka the only thing your diet consists of
WORD P e r f e c t !
RESERVOIR GODS
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Plant my dick inside ur bitch. Don’t let her lie, that pussy was leaking
She’ll swear I never fucked herbivore, cuz mir don’t look like your typical vegan
@Wuxia I was on so I posted myself
I feel like fat jokes are being done to death, and fresh just dropped one on miracle last week I believe. So it's kinda becoming a tedious concept. The punch itself was pretty good and flowed well. It's just becoming an old subject. I liked the herbivore/her before wordplay. That was cool. Though "I fucked your girl" lines are pretty cliche at this point too. That's the difficult thing about battling. Concepts get old unless you utilize Current events.
Close battle but I got mir edging it.
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Originally Posted by Wuxia
Man. I know BM used a fat joke wordplay on somebody who's at peace with his own weight issues but that misdirect was hilarious. Miracle's wordplay was terrible this week lmao. There is absolutely no way I can let that slide. It's a blatant foul in terms of what's acceptable to me and what isn't. It was a similar punch to last week because it ended with Miracle talking about himself, but I loved the Mandarin wordplay while the Herbivore wordplay is just not something I recommend he make a habit of doing in the future.
v-BM
lmao i disagree about the herbivore!
i think both plays were a bit iffy, but just desserts i feel is in the same category as herbivore. i thought BM wording was clean in the set up for sure and the punch was comedy. made me laugh i just didnt like the AKA part. the herbivore punch ill be honest i had something similar written a week ago? maybe 2. and then heard a play on it a meme or stand up idr but i scrapped it because of that. i feel like its been done before but ive literally never seen it. so for that reason Im going to mira, i feel like he had rebuttal without actually having one. the fat jokes have been hitting him and the vegan end kind of flipped the script a little bit.
i can go either way here, this is like the 7th time reading the battle, literally a coin flip.
il go miracle for idk whatever reason you take out of the break down above, a little better.
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Herbivore didn’t sound right, it was a reach imo, I tried not to let it but the V is too strong. Great attempt tho. BM was pretty clever funny n smooth I just felt he had the better overall punch. Good shit y’all
BM
Baron this was a good flip on the "just desserts" idiom. Not crazy, but overall no complaints.
Mir you're the reason i didn't vote earlier lol. Herbivore. If said at a regular pace it sounds like a Russian accent. If said fast it kinda works but kinda doesn't.
I gott go BM here. I just think if I had to try that hard to wrap my head around whether herbivore works phonetically that it doesn't make sense to give it a pass. Opens the door for a bunch of weird wp
v/BM
This was a weird battle.
I thought Baron had a nice flip on mir’s punch last week that lost him the title. Could have been worded to sting harder but it was dope
vs
miracle I didn’t have a problem with the wordplay like some others. However you didn’t hit baron with a direct hit and instead went with another big up’s brag punch. It was def clever don’t get me wrong. It was dope. But barons was dope too and he actually dissed you with a dope personal.
v/ baron
Herbivore was funny. At the end of the day a wordplay has to make you feel a certain way. Herbivore did that for me. Just Desserts was okay. I have Miracle winning.
Nobody has ever pronounced before as bevore you idiot. I thought we came to an understanding on that last night but here we are talking about it again. Go ahead. But I'm not cleaning up after you two this time. Baron Mynd's Just Desert wordplay was so much better to me than Herbivore. I got Baron.Originally Posted by Preston and Ivy
I feel like I’m in the fuckin matrix bro
Been a real one.
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