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    SENTEN..CING(JUDGES)

    I'm a JUDGE WITH A MALLET THE APPARATUS OF BROKEN CABBAGE..
    SOAKEN MAVERICKS AND broke to bits(LEAD A HORSE TO SLAUGHTER/WATER)
    I am the broken habit..soaken maverck of a horsemen of light
    Storming with ice..forcing the light down your gullets
    You have no gumption in this refferal..settle for more!??
    Ready your score like give me a 10..give me a 10..give me a 10
    I have broken punchlines from heading punching bags(NO PUNCHES)
    eating lunches bymyself ..whole pizza's and burgers
    Smoke GODZILLA AND KING KING AND SMOKE HERBS
    Choke verbs and smoke bongs and sing songs
    For I am sentencing the rapture to torture where we will torture the raptor
    This is evisceration destroying disaster..

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    Re: SENTEN..CING(JUDGES)

    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    I'm a JUDGE WITH A MALLET THE APPARATUS OF BROKEN CABBAGE..<-BAD!
    SOAKEN MAVERICKS AND broke to bits(LEAD A HORSE TO SLAUGHTER/WATER) <- wtf
    I am the broken habit..soaken maverck of a horsemen of light <- poor poor spelling
    Storming with ice..forcing the light down your gullets <-if the first part was written better this could have been
    You have no gumption in this refferal..settle for more!??
    Ready your score like give me a 10..give me a 10..give me a 10 <- no
    I have broken punchlines from heading punching bags(NO PUNCHES)
    eating lunches bymyself ..whole pizza's and burgers <- Excellent line. Saved the whole thing.
    Smoke GODZILLA AND KING KING AND SMOKE HERBS <- uh what?
    Choke verbs and smoke bongs and sing songs <- ok
    For I am sentencing the rapture to torture where we will torture the raptor <- the fuck did the raptor do to you, b?
    This is evisceration destroying disaster.. <- this is a line that is usually followed with something
    I am saddened and confused by most of this, save for the line about burgers and pizzas.

    I shall spend an hour today by the lake when the crickets squeak and ponder my life choices as I further reflect upon this written enigma.

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