Post-Season Mag - It's a Wrap!

**Phalanx** · February 20th, 2022, 11:32 AM

Its a Wrap!

Wooooh! Another season in the books. There were some hiccups along the way, but looking back, overall it was a pretty solid experience. And all the credit goes to you guys who voted & dropped bars week in & week out. This was successful because you guys put in the work. Its nice to see that the scene still has some life here in 2022.

Without further ado, lets jump right into our coverage of the season finals.

Finals Recap

Phalanx (14-1) vs Greedy (5-0)

Originally Posted by Phalanx

@Greedy

Tell this candy ass dude to stop. Or get a doomed result. Let the rueger talk
If I open up/chute? Ya dropped. This Greedy bitch going down like Veruca Salt

Originally Posted by Greedy

My Cruz gonna stockin' stuff him in a Hyundai..burn it, then let it crash violently
I'm not Santa, Pha' but its an early Christmas for the cops when they find one stashed by a tree

Kudos to Greedy, who was on an absolute tear since joining late in the season. He's had a Top 5 Bar pretty much every week he's been signed in. I thought the SantaFe line was creative as fuck & dope. (Plus, you became the second person to use a phonetically correct nameflip.) You had a great run, and I'm just glad it didn't playout like the last time we met in the finals. Thanks for your participation, nothing but respect from me.

Final Result: Phalanx champs the season.

Top 10 Punches of the Season

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

LOL @ your cousin. talk about some shit brained wisdom
dude Ran a Red Light & died like the first Squid Game victim

Originally Posted by Greedy

This aint Xbox....So no respawns or coming back when you touch the grave
And I'm shooting the medic team on arrival.... sonny.... that's a corrupted save

Originally Posted by King Dee Bee

If i draw ur blood, ur just my dinner inspection/
You'll need a Doctor Strange!...and all the rest of the Avengers protection!!/

Originally Posted by Bag Mandela

You've got a kid on the way, that's interruptions at night & a chubbier wife,
Making this the second time that Bag's snapped n fucked up ya life

Originally Posted by plethora

14-41 battle record & 4-5 in the punch league..

type to have no battles & STILL be under .500, so forfeit & quit
either Finish Sub-Zero or I'll make sure u break even on some scorpion shit

Originally Posted by Zunto

@Ryno

Fuck a game plan, my squad’ll run u for your j’s fam
its either k’s blam.. or ill have animals sneak into ur crib like Space Jam

Originally Posted by plethora

Greedy aka Higher angelou..

got Jamaicans ready to earn stripes on their name like cool runnings
tool dumping.. first they gonna Jump Higher for reps then pull something

Originally Posted by Phalanx

@Kill Spree aka Beans

I heard about the latest arrival, congrats...

But if I find where they're at? Silencer, Mask, creep inside w/ mac
Wake up & Beans sprouts shot up quicker than the giant & Jack

Originally Posted by Slayerr.

You’ll get laid one day, whether it’s consensual or not I could never say
He says love is blind but only because he always get hit with pepper spray

Originally Posted by Cody Nash

Dee bee ain’t hip..NFT, meta, covid, it’s hard to keep up n hang with shit
This idiot heard about “crypto” and thought it was a symptom only gangsters get

Season Rankings (Post Season)

1. Phalanx 15-1
2. @Greedy 5-1
3. @Kill Spree 9-4
4. @plethora 8-4
5. @King Dee Bee 6-5
6. @Zunto 5-3
7. @Ryno 6-5
8. @Bag Mandela 3-1
9. @Cody Nash 5-8
10. @Fresh 3-7
11. @Blue Bayou 2-0
12. @Mimic 3-4
13. @Slayerr. 3-2
14. @Mac 6-7
15. @KnoXville. 4-7
16. @malediction 4-7
17. @Bahriman 1-0
18 @Wuxia 1-0
19. @Orc 1-1
20. @Cred 1-1
21. @Chrit 1-2
22. @soul e 1-1
23. @Joe Boston 2-3
24. @JEM 1-2
25. @strange r 2-3
26. @UserName 0-1
27. @Candy 0-1
28. @Exalted. 0-1
29. @Spoken 0-1
30. @Enlightened 0-1
31. @King 0-1
32. @Allen Knight 0-3
33. @Echelon 0-2
34. @Kuhn 0-3
35. @Beautiful Vixen 0-3
36. @slecht 0-5

Post Season Award Show

To cap off a successful season, I put together a little segment to recognize so.e of ya'lls valued contributions over the season. Cause lets face it, the wins/losses don't always tell the whole story. These won't count as site accomp's, but instead are just my way of recognizing those of you who made this season successful. I'll preface each award, but lets start with that doesn't need explaining.

Season Champ: Phalanx (15-1)
Runner Up: Greedy (5-1)

Golden Path Award:Kill Spree (Weeks 3-6)
Runner Up: Phalanx (Weeks 7-12)

Part of what makes these leagues special is the champ & contender's matches. So here we honor the top champ run's of the season. Spree was solid all season, but never more so then early on, where he punished opponents on his way to being the season's first champ.

Rookie of the Year: King Dee Bee(6-5l
Runner Up: Bag Mandela (3-1)

Pretty sure this was the first season for both guys. Bag had a really strong run in the season's first four weeks, but definitely gets overshadowed by KDB, who came out of no where & went on to win multiple contender's matches & make it to the semi finals.

Philosopher's Stone Award: Fresh
Runner Up: Cody Nash

Winning battles us great, but leagues don't work without people voting week in & week out. And these two were definitely clutch in that department. You guys are the real MVP's in my mind.

Most Improved: Malediction
Runner Up: Mac.

Both these guys powered through rough starts, and really turned it around by the end if the season. But Malediction's post season performance really stands out for me. Upsetting Slayerr & almost catching KDB slipping. Kudos, my man

Outro

Well, thats a wrap. Thanks to everbody who participated & voted. Shout outs to Zunto & Kill Spree for getting this ball rolling. Special thanks to Fresh for stepping up & preventing the season from derailment.

Also be sure to keep and eye out for sign up threads for the upcoming Masquerade Massacre alias tournament. Sign ups go up NEXT WEEK!

Also be sure to check out the Lethal Lyricist League & the Throwdown Tournanent.

Until next time, fuckers.