1-2 Mag - Eat Scrum

[Spree]

INTRO
Sup you fucking faggots! I hate mags I told zunto I’m not doing mags and he talked me into this one. Of course I needed help. If you guys want mags every week y’all gotta start helping out. It’s not like you fucks even care you just skim to your name and that’s it. Anyways solid season so far let’s get into this mag. Here’s some tunes





TOP PUNCHES
By: Phalanx

.: Week 3 / Top 3 Punches :.

bodyslammed so violent his bro silent in awe of it all
the sound Drew McIntyre family outside, now you could hear a pinfall

My squad carries blades as weapons., he'll be fillet'd in sections
One call & they tearing Bag open quicker than a TSA inspection

I’ll take all your chips for cheap, cos you a faggot, bro…
This Cheez Doodle get shot for less money than a Bag of those

.: Week 4 / Top 3 Punches :.

You needed an angle Vs Dagel & thought it be rape
I throw actual knuckle punches… you see 1 of those? & copy n paste

when Isaiah nigga get backhanded for talking slick, that's g code
catch a closed fist from any Phal line like LeBron did after the free throw

LONG DRAKE. Pump fake.. one shot’ll make this chump skate
Cuz once rounds hit center, we’ll see clown go down like a dunk tank

.: Week 5 / Top 3 Punches :.

Take these lumps for Recycling & we don’t want answers
We hope the only thing Terminal that Grows from you? is involved w/cancer

If i draw ur blood, ur just my dinner inspection/
You'll need a Doctor Strange!...and all the rest of the Avengers protection

He exhausts gun lines but if he squeezing arms? Its when his go in a tight shirt
See Furnace restricted and now he's the one getting the smoke when the pipe burst

.: Week 6 / Top 3 Punches Bars :.

The mossberg or the nickle-plated nine. Let this chump decide how he fucking dies..
Yeah he can get the pumpernickel ; Either way I'm going nuts on Ry.

This gun pitchin perfect rounds. & your face still get Sprees bat
Should call the stick “Bumgarner” how I put 40 to D-Back

Pleth throwin' his rap hands, in a site resurgance? he's Robert Patt, fam
'cause this really MUST be the fuckin' Twilight zone how everybody treats him like Batman

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SEASON WORST PUNCHES
By: The Text Realm

Mac your overall record is abysmal, it's always a botch when you drop.
So how can you say M won(M1), when you never put a notch at the top.

You require maintenance, cuz ur concepts are garbage, who can you steal a win from?
The help should be more grateful & not deny the facts, just tell them how you Benson.

I’ll hit bar with the kill shots, someday that for sure will be the reason I’ll take an L.
It Doesn't matter if Lucifer is on ur side, cuz another massacre will make this hell.

You been retired for decades, they stopped hyping and you didn’t fuck with that.
Now soule’ thinks he’s Tom Brady because he got the ball & you came running back.

The worst bars of the season award goes to


DIASICK





1-2 PIC ROAST WINNER


WINNER: PHALANX

All 3 look like they waiting for girls to pass out..those vultures are posted, waitin...
One dressed for Robin hood, the other 2 doing that via cultural appropriation

RUNNER UP:

No body here larger than life, a small Celtic, no Andre - just some bitch-ass vibes…
Lookin’ like two asshole college kids who got high with Wallace Shawn from Princess Bride

That Celtics jersey is washed & your whole image screams 2k no confusion,
You been a 6th man your whole life now your just on sidelines waiting for a substitution.
& trying to play Jesus is sick I say Let’ This trash suffer,
Cuz with a belly like that we can all see why there’s nothing left in the last supper.

PREDICTIONS

Mac Vs Malediction
-Mac been struggling a bit. I felt he was robbed last week considering Mac sauce has been done on him 3738294736 times and Knoxville probably used the most generic angle yet. Smh. Anyways he should take this easy

Mac wins 90/10

Fresh Vs Cred
- Fresh been struggling and he underestimated his opponent last week. Cred first battle this season. He may need to shake some rust but he usually drops heat no matter what. Could go either way but I got Cred edging this

Cred 60/40

King Dee Bee Vs Chrit
-King seems new and is elevating. Idk who Chrit is

King DB 100/0

Ryno Vs Kuhn
-ryno in the mix for contenders matches right now and after losing to Phalanx last week, he’s surely ready to get right back up there and get revenge. Know idea who Kuhn is hope he brings some heat but got to give this to Ryno considering idk who Kuhn is

Ryno 100/0

Cody Nash Vs Mimic
-wow.. two audio heads battling to the death here. Cody has trouble with text battles for some reason. Idk why since audio is so superior but mimic also does audio and is dope at text battles. That being said I hope cody burns in hell and gets fingered by Dia

Mimic 80/20

Zunto Vs Joe Boston
-idk fucking know about either of these guys

Contenders: Plethora Vs Knoxville
-Plethora dope. He got caught vs me and is climbing his way back. Knoxville drops decent stuff when he shows but I think pleth too much for Rican

Pleth 80/20

Champ: Kill Spree Vs Phalanx

-SUCK MY DICK


OUTRO
next mag will need help from others. Let’s keep this going if everyone shows this week I’ll get another toast/cypher something going on. Fuck y’all have a wonderful day

[Spree]

@Zunto @Phalanx @Ryno @cody nash @Fresh @maediction @Knox ville @Mac. @Cred @King Dee Bee @Kuhn @Mimic @Joe Boston @Chrit

[Fresh]

Lmao you angry old man. I gotta say the mood of this mag is way darker than the mood over in LLL. Either way we appreciate any effort you put in.

[Zunto]

Thank you for mag

[Wuxia]

Impressive stuff here. That Drew McIntyre bar was genius. I had initially wanted to help provide coverage with Penthusiast, but my hands are tied with LLL and I don't really want to do much more than I already have. I say that. But I'm already planning to do much more than I already have. So, there might, or might not be, some 1-2 Punch League coverage in the new segment I'm planning, but it will be part of a larger more generalized sitewide news focus that is still part of the LLL.

As far as specifically covering just the league, I think you doing mags such as these will work nicely.

[Cody Nash]

Bahahahah @ "I hope Cody burns in hell and gets fingered by Dia" alright, I see you.

and how the fuck I get punch of the week against @plethora when he beat me lmfao

[Chrit.]

Bahahahah @ "I hope Cody burns in hell and gets fingered by Dia" alright, I see you.

and how the fuck I get punch of the week against @plethora when he beat me lmfao

Obviously the top punches are suspect.

I mean... the guy that wrote it put half of his own in there.

[Mac]

lol cool..

[Diasick]

salty much

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my punches was better than some of the top punches ROFL fuck out of here with that it hurts cry's soul that I 6-0d him.

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the bar that got worse punch beat cody nash. LMFAO

let that sink in cry.

[KnoXville.]

Cool mag, enjoyed the read.

[Fresh]

salty much

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my punches was better than some of the top punches ROFL fuck out of here with that it hurts cry's soul that I 6-0d him.

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the bar that got worse punch beat cody nash. LMFAO

let that sink in cry.

You realize calling someone salty and following it with a truckload of salt isn't a good look, right?

[Blackflags]

salty much

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my punches was better than some of the top punches ROFL fuck out of here with that it hurts cry's soul that I 6-0d him.

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the bar that got worse punch beat cody nash. LMFAO

let that sink in cry.

No one cares.

[Ryno]

Good mag