Week 1: Echelon (0-0) vs. Diso (0-0) - DISO WINS

[Zunto]

Punches due Thursday
Voting ends on Sunday

You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.


@Echelon @Diso

[Echelon]

I INSPECT BITCHES, LEAVE EM" IN RED ditches!!
PISS ME OFF AND DISS IS OFF - LIKE YOURE NEXT WRITTEN!!

[Diso]

Not on my level, easily smash u with a brick in a quick rage
Way i lower echelon in my company, you'd think I'd given this bum a basic wage

[Soule]

Both were butt. But one was a wack butt and the other was a harsh butt. So...

Vote Dido

[Phalanx]

The tale of two jabs. I think Echelon's bar flowed way better, but felt like Diso had the harder hit. I could see opinions being split on this, but I edge this to Diso

Vite - Diso

[Bag Mandela]

Echelon had a superior flow but the content wasn't spectacular. Diso had a better punch overall, the lower echelon in my company / basic wage wordplay was decent but saying you're going to lower someone when they are near you is a bit vague.

Diso wins

[Zunto]

Echelon bar completely destroyed me, almost fell out of my chair. You ever see something so corny or bad that it’s actually good? Lol this is one of those. I liked it. Diso also a good bar here but the execution was a bit bland imo, super close call here but I’m going with what made me smile in this particular case


Vote echelon

[Cody Nash]

Vote Diso…

Just the stronger worded punch. Actually felt like a coherent punch vs this all caps monstrosity lol. Did what he needed to get the W in my opinion.

[Spree]

Vote diso

[Stranger]

echalon
you should not be allowed to participate

diso
I think you done more than you needed to win, You could literally write about turds and win this.

v/diso

stop letting echalon in shit.

[Zunto]

Diso Wins 5-1