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    8===D--- -- - Bag Mandela's Avatar
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    Poppin so good, a true story

    Here's a little country number called "Poppin so good"

    6am when the roosters callin,
    On a sunny Texas morning,
    Just me myself and my pick up truck,

    As I was passin poppy ranch,
    I saw a girl in the buffalo stance,
    With a real pretty mouth I sure would like to fuck,

    She waved at me so I pulled on over,
    Halfway to a full on boner,
    Thinkin thoughts I wouldn't share with preachers,

    She said that her tyre had just blown out,
    I said gee whizz holy cow,
    Followed by a heart felt thank you prayer to Jesus,

    So I grabbed my jack like I'm not good for nothin,
    And changed her wheel while she stood there watching,
    She asked me "how can I repay you for stopping?"
    I said, "Well that depends, are you pussy Poppin?"

    You guessed it folks,

    Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
    Her pussy was Poppin so good,
    And when I say poppin,
    I mean really Poppin, Yee haw

    Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
    Her pussy was Poppin so good,
    And when I say poppin,
    I mean really Poppin

    *Banjo solo*

    Thank you, have a great day

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    Soule
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    Re: Poppin so good, a true story

    What exactly is a buffalo stance?

    This was okay I guess. Really not my cup o' tea on top of a ton of grammatical and spelling errors. Seems more like a troll post than anything so I'm not gonna dive too deeply into feedback.

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    FUCK YOU! Spree's Avatar
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    Re: Poppin so good, a true story

    This is fire

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    You've earned a custom title! Cody Nash's Avatar
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    Re: Poppin so good, a true story

    Play a guitar and sing that shit from your heart pussy popper. We all have cell phones now and there’s no excuse for this not to be a smash hit record. Also make sure you use the Buffalo stance when you do it or it never happened.

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