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October 12th, 2021, 12:46 PM
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Poppin so good, a true story
Here's a little country number called "Poppin so good"
6am when the roosters callin,
On a sunny Texas morning,
Just me myself and my pick up truck,
As I was passin poppy ranch,
I saw a girl in the buffalo stance,
With a real pretty mouth I sure would like to fuck,
She waved at me so I pulled on over,
Halfway to a full on boner,
Thinkin thoughts I wouldn't share with preachers,
She said that her tyre had just blown out,
I said gee whizz holy cow,
Followed by a heart felt thank you prayer to Jesus,
So I grabbed my jack like I'm not good for nothin,
And changed her wheel while she stood there watching,
She asked me "how can I repay you for stopping?"
I said, "Well that depends, are you pussy Poppin?"
You guessed it folks,
Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
Her pussy was Poppin so good,
And when I say poppin,
I mean really Poppin, Yee haw
Oh her pussy was Poppin so good,
Her pussy was Poppin so good,
And when I say poppin,
I mean really Poppin
*Banjo solo*
Thank you, have a great day
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October 12th, 2021, 03:38 PM
#2
Re: Poppin so good, a true story
What exactly is a buffalo stance?
This was okay I guess. Really not my cup o' tea on top of a ton of grammatical and spelling errors. Seems more like a troll post than anything so I'm not gonna dive too deeply into feedback.
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October 12th, 2021, 05:28 PM
#3
FUCK YOU!
Re: Poppin so good, a true story
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October 13th, 2021, 03:42 AM
#4
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Re: Poppin so good, a true story
Play a guitar and sing that shit from your heart pussy popper. We all have cell phones now and there’s no excuse for this not to be a smash hit record. Also make sure you use the Buffalo stance when you do it or it never happened.
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