LLL Week 4: Josh S. vs. Hello There - OPEN 4 VOTES

[Blue Bayou]

verses due: Thursday 11:59PST
Minimum Lines = 12 Lines
Maximum Lines = 20 Lines



Extension: Up to opponent IF verse completed & posted/sent. Otherwise at the Moderators discretion.

VOTING CLOSES SUNDAY NIGHT/MONDAY MORNING
BATTLES SET SHORTLY AFTER!


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Edits:
First Person can't edit after second person posts their verse
Second person can't edit after first vote


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[hello there]

Check. GL dude.

[Sting3r]

Oh, hello there

[Sting3r]

@hello there

16?

[hello there]

Sure

[Sting3r]

WTF @Josh S. resurrecting the old nobody actually shoots ppl here argument. It’s a god damn text battle man bang bang strap up

Catch heat from these hands dead silence when the fun starts
hot potato after the smoke clears only way I suppress gun bars
fill carts with all I want, ain't gotta ball hard neither
"Hello standing in my way" makes a great Wall Mart greeter
his mom's vag is a stretch n can't really be tight
u know howitzer problem? cause my dicks an artillery strike
Island by myself don't care if ur sittin' by ya bros
I'm robin' son crew so it's fiction if written by da foe
Making cash off crypto, bitcoin currency high octane..
Otherwise I'd pull a Deebo and he can't even blockchain
Outstandingly bad describes hello admit it bottom line..
All he can do is 'agree jus' please stop picking on the guy
crush him in the ground, light bulb over head for seconds
look on the bright side of things you will still be floor essence
i got more lessons, futuristic bars I invented the clap back
he's only into collecting losses, I'm ahead of the pack.. rat
from ur name to the style wonder why the mag's been neglectin
we could start @hello there and you still wouldn't get a mention

[hello there]

I noticed Josh had a funny title, so I left these bars light and unprocessed.

Let's have some fun voting, homie.

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Y'all voting drama is petty.

And on top of that we have most of these people's pictures. Y'all ain't lifting a gun let alone shooting one. You guys ain't punching, kicking, smacking a god damn thing.

Fake harsh

what the fuck is a goat..

other than an animal that barcotic fucks with sheep skin condoms..

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Ok. Let's write about real life - I've been to Parris, with sails..
You're working at Best Buy, fucking Sarah from sales..
Today, I cut diamonds. Getting my craft up..
Today, you mined diamonds and made Minecraft tuts..
Like I won't bitch Josh out IRL.. Boy, read the news..
I do that shit every day -- it's called employee reviews..
You think our convo's like: Josh, my heart!! I'm nervous now..
Our real convo is like: Josh, it's just not working out..
Some folks date IG models. Shit, I got Tinder, to boot..
Poor Josh met his ex on OkCupid, and his girlfriend on Zoosk..
Yet she's still harder working than him. Cleverer, too..
If I met Josh, I'd be like "That girl can do better than you.."
But Josh is a good sport. He laughs when we wreck him..
He has to: His jokes are so bad, Spit actually gets them..
But I just can't resonate with the way that you nut lick..
The last time I was Joshing around, I was working at Publix..
Ever think about rappers not being what they say that they are??
If Josh had Clout in real life, he'd be valeting his car..
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[Clout]

Catch heat from these hands dead silence when the fun starts
hot potato after the smoke clears only way I suppress gun bars

seen alot of these potato/silencer flips lately. This isn't doing it for me here

fill carts with all I want, ain't gotta ball hard neither
"Hello standing in my way" makes a great Wall Mart greeter

This need more wording in a harsher tone, it feels unfinished to me. I like the concept tho.

his mom's vag is a stretch n can't really be tight
u know howitzer problem? cause my dicks an artillery strike

Ok not bad good wp my guy

Island by myself don't care if ur sittin' by ya bros
I'm robin' son crew so it's fiction if written by da foe

this was slick man, i liked this. Again id like to see you rip his head off. But this was slick just not harsh.

Making cash off crypto, bitcoin currency high octane..
Otherwise I'd pull a Deebo and he can't even blockchain

Nah not diggin this one

Outstandingly bad describes hello admit it bottom line..
All he can do is 'agree jus' please stop picking on the guy

Nah

crush him in the ground, light bulb over head for seconds
look on the bright side of things you will still be floor essence

Slick, ur best bar

i got more lessons, futuristic bars I invented the clap back
he's only into collecting losses, I'm ahead of the pack.. rat

nah, this wasn't really ripping him a new one.

from ur name to the style wonder why the mag's been neglectin
we could start @hello there and you still wouldn't get a mention

i see what you went for but it came off real light.

I noticed Josh had a funny title, so I left these bars light and unprocessed.

Let's have some fun voting, homie.

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Ok. Let's write about real life - I've been to Parris, with sails..
You're working at Best Buy, fucking Sarah from sales..

Lol this is ok, got a laugh.

Today, I cut diamonds. Getting my craft up..
Today, you mined diamonds and made Minecraft tuts..

Ok, little jab here.

Like I won't bitch Josh out IRL.. Boy, read the news..
I do that shit every day -- it's called employee reviews..

Eh not digging this one

You think our convo's like: Josh, my heart!! I'm nervous now..
Our real convo is like: Josh, it's just not working out..

lol, u got a laugh so this is ok

Some folks date IG models. Shit, I got Tinder, to boot..
Poor Josh met his ex on OkCupid, and his girlfriend on Zoosk..

Eh

Yet she's still harder working than him. Cleverer, too..
If I met Josh, I'd be like "That girl can do better than you.."

lol, ok

But Josh is a good sport. He laughs when we wreck him..
He has to: His jokes are so bad, Spit actually gets them..

Damn, u really dont like spit huh. I like the comedy edge. Glad ur sticking with it.

But I just can't resonate with the way that you nut lick..
The last time I was Joshing around, I was working at Publix..

Slick.

Ever think about rappers not being what they say that they are??
If Josh had Clout in real life, he'd be valeting his car..

lol, Josh would u really do that for me ? <3 this is light need to be harsher. ur getting better at misdirecting in a clever manner in ur lines.
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So this was actually a delight to read. I can't deny i laughed alot. I really am digging how Josh S. is developing. To see u from ur battle with ronin to now? its leaps and bounds man. This league is really taking off, im glad u guys are sticking around. Hello there ur really finding ur stride my guy. Each verse although you may not feel like it, ur improving. Ur getting faced with top notch guys. Trust me im noticing as is everyone else. I do feel like Hello there had more lands. I didn't really see any haymakers. I was more for Hello theres approach. I would like to see you both get a harsher. I like Josh's schemes u can see he is a witty guy. I just need a bit more oomph on ur shots. Hello there has the LOL's and abrasiveness. You also need more oomph Your like a guy who jabs ppls faces in instead of throwing the big straight to decapitate. This was a case of consistent lands vs LOTB. I got hello there bit a smidge. I can see this going either way depending on ppl's preferences. The laughs were real hear fellas. Thank you so much for all you do!

v/ Hello there

[$pitacular]

Josh - hot potato was ok, Walmart greeter got a smirk, howitzer was a fail you could have done so much there.. didn't like Robinson, block chain didn't hit, egregious wasn't done correctly.. fluorescence didn't hit, creativity is there but again, execution is lacking.. same issue with pack rat but that one was somewhat funny.. the '@' stuffs played..

Hello - I'm not going to break down each punch because you're not writing the same kind of verse.. it didn't feel like battle rap but it was funny as fuck, and that Spit actually gets it was LOTB.. however it was too light hearted almost like you're joking around about joking around.. and for me it ruined the battle element of it all. Didn't feel like he was your opponent, more like you're the funny guy at the party who gets light chuckles out of the girls by making Dad jokes about your buddies. Josh actually came to battle.

v/ Josh S.

[Resin M-I-C]

hello there was a very fresh read, it was different. But although it was pretty solid comedy, it was missing the harshness I look for in a verse.. had a couple filler like working out and better than u lines. I really enjoyed the opener, spit and publix line the most tho.. it has a Carter Deems type vibe here..

Josh
potato was a solid take on the concept, ended a lil off for me but still good
greeter is a cool line, concept is there again, this coulda been real fire
seen howitzer before but this was a nice take
robinson missed for me
floor essence and agree jus coulda been great too, just didn’t execute
the others in the last half i wasnt feelin


tight one here.. josh has some really good concepts, his good lines could be real bangers if worded correctly. Even tho i enjoyed Hello’s verse as a whole several fillers when u break it down line by line is just alot to overcome.

v Josh

[Ryno]

I've got Josh S here. Wal mart greeter was cool, agree jus , & artillery strike.
Hello was funny in spots. Employee review was lol. Everything else was light &
humorous. Nothing was hard hitting though.

v/ Josh S

[King]

Catch heat from these hands dead silence when the fun starts
hot potato after the smoke clears only way I suppress gun bars
this is one u should have saved for a dude that goes heavy on gun bars, would have landed hard. still a cool bar just saying.
fill carts with all I want, ain't gotta ball hard neither
"Hello standing in my way" makes a great Wall Mart greeter
cool
his mom's vag is a stretch n can't really be tight
u know howitzer problem? cause my dicks an artillery strike
decent flip
Island by myself don't care if ur sittin' by ya bros
I'm robin' son crew so it's fiction if written by da foe
ok ish. not the hardest hit
Making cash off crypto, bitcoin currency high octane..
Otherwise I'd pull a Deebo and he can't even blockchain
nah didnt hit for me
Outstandingly bad describes hello admit it bottom line..
All he can do is 'agree jus' please stop picking on the guy
good idea, needed more work
crush him in the ground, light bulb over head for seconds
look on the bright side of things you will still be floor essence
cool, i like it
i got more lessons, futuristic bars I invented the clap back
he's only into collecting losses, I'm ahead of the pack.. rat
nah
from ur name to the style wonder why the mag's been neglectin
we could start @hello there and you still wouldn't get a mention
nah


vs


Ok. Let's write about real life - I've been to Parris, with sails..
You're working at Best Buy, fucking Sarah from sales..
lol. not the most witty but funny
Today, I cut diamonds. Getting my craft up..
Today, you mined diamonds and made Minecraft tuts..
ehhh u could have did more with the minecraft concept
Like I won't bitch Josh out IRL.. Boy, read the news..
I do that shit every day -- it's called employee reviews..
miss for me. not direct enough
You think our convo's like: Josh, my heart!! I'm nervous now..
Our real convo is like: Josh, it's just not working out..
lol huh? your breakin up with him? or this ties into the last bar about firing him? nah
Some folks date IG models. Shit, I got Tinder, to boot..
Poor Josh met his ex on OkCupid, and his girlfriend on Zoosk..
not creative enough for the 10000th dating site flip
Yet she's still harder working than him. Cleverer, too..
If I met Josh, I'd be like "That girl can do better than you.."
nah
But Josh is a good sport. He laughs when we wreck him..
He has to: His jokes are so bad, Spit actually gets them..
lol
But I just can't resonate with the way that you nut lick..
The last time I was Joshing around, I was working at Publix..
i just used joshing around on him
Ever think about rappers not being what they say that they are??
If Josh had Clout in real life, he'd be valeting his car..
nah, too simple


closer than i expected tbh. Josh had more creativity and harshness, Hello went for the humor. i tend to side with the harsher more direct style.

vote Josh

[Spree]

Josh wins 4-1