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Thread: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

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    1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    RULES!!!!!

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Why shawty remind me of Frogger? Mannn u need somethin hotter
    Prolly get u WWE tix tho, the perks of dating Hacksaw Jim Duggin daughter

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Damn that bitch ugly, yet has a smile of a Beaver,
    Shit you better off Beating ya meat, and start the alimony with a Cleaver...

    Fucks sakes! This guy got her blushing a dried out tangerine,
    Having dull eyes, deep as a black Well conjuring The ring scene...
    The end of a Revelation.... But a Clever Word always illustrated.

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Fuck a Roast, I'll punch this nerd while she battling Snot,
    Wit a long Nose, this transgender was birth from Raindrop...

    The end of a Revelation.... But a Clever Word always illustrated.

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    she’s a hard 1/10, did i say she?!.. that’s either a Lez or guy dude..
    guess that’s the best u get when the only Cheese u have is the spread behind you
    i buck Shots, if it pops-off then the gats will get pulled..
    that monster Bucks Teeth & every guy in the bar off when she acts as the Bull
    usually i’d say Merry Christmas as i get into the flow of the season..
    but in ur case its Marry Christ…that girls a beard away from u proposing to Jesus
    "Sound stuff out guys" - Barcotic

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Its not looks or swag, and ur clearly not stackin ur bread
    I'd ask how u pulled her... But it looks like u YANKED hard af from the back of her head
    Kill a bitch and kill her kid
    all depends what her nigga did
    -herbo

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    her mouth is just..sheef, what are you smirking at queef
    nappy ass chin hair you couldve at least picked your beard with her teeth
    shirt says FREEZE n gotta snowman stealing some wealth
    ya ugly sweater says you about savings, ya girls teeth says she gnawed the tree down herself
    you built like a lazy lumberjack, her a scabies gutter rat
    under that....
    dress gotta snaggle tooth too so keep ya hands behind ya back if you wanna keep ya thumbs attached

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    lol factor? sorta. im not tryna be cordial, bud
    u got ur sweater from baby gap... not to be confused w ur girl's normal one
    @Kill Spree fuck ur line limit. u dunno who ur playing w/, fool
    3 bars max? next time dont look at her outfit when ur making the rules
    nothing shocking abt the last cypher. we insane wit lately
    whats alarming is the fact ur fire detector shoulda ben changed in the 80's

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Don't attach this Xmas pic to no lovely letters,....


    That room must reeks of onions and musty cheddar;
    I'd compliment ya attire but ya Snowflake looks like an Ugly sweater.
    U'll get no Threesomes posing for these Trailer park postcards,
    .. for u, 3 rednecks in the bed means yall sleeping w/ the clothes on.

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    See that Porno picture hangin up?... I barely even wanna talk about it;
    but he Framed her Pussy now it's the Only time her Hole has Walls around it
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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    That looks nothing like me or my girl

    Keep it a 100 with ur backwoods hillbilly looking ass

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    http://i68.tinypic.com/2mxl7rb.jpg

    U pulling the same shit Lars tried. Sad

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    You rappin'? Ain't gonna happen.. Your Ego's spun like six kickflips..
    You ain't a lone soldier -- you and shorty row nine at Limp Bizkit..
    My Lime Wires today are dividends from stocks in the scooters..
    Your look is Limewire: 56k pictures of hooters..
    Jesus.. However your pain's processed, we need to address a delayed topic:
    You in the closet. (That's a silver chain and shirt with flames on it..)



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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Yo...it looks like she was fighting demonic possession...
    Her face contorted in the most haunted expression...
    Then she red his shirt n' followed directions...

    If she offers you head...you better not let her...
    Who am I kidding? She ugly and most of y'all would still sweater..

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Piping this dame takes ice in the veins. Boy i.... Would. Not. Smash
    And im a cold ass nigga. But Sub Zero here is fkn Mileena w the pulled off mask

    Life just isnt too easy, is it Luigi? And shits gettin harder
    How u go from fighting Bowser to fighing back tears, in pics w his daughter

    U clearly got issues or summ. My bad for the jokes, lemme start with the word 'sorry'
    But cmon, how would i know u'd be bringing ur support gremlin to the holiday work party
    Kill a bitch and kill her kid
    all depends what her nigga did
    -herbo

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    dont condone domestic violence, but girl face definitely destroyed
    wouldn't touch her w/ a 10 ft. pole, but looks like that was ur weapon of choice
    holiday parties are cool right, but fuck ur life
    u won the ugly sweater contest, & she was the prize
    u wanna marry her now, i wanna bury her down
    cuz let's Face It, hers looks scarier than that clown

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    Mom always said make dem faces itll get stuck like that, I ain't playing...
    Looks like her face accomplished what ur sweater n ma was saying.
    Now I am become death; destroyer of worlds.

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    Re: 1-2 Roast Cypher!!!

    damn! pack some metal in that grill, get them teeth in order
    but she won't be a Dime... just a bitch that shits Quarters

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