(VERSE 1)
in the year 2176
there was a man who loved soy and big black dicks

he was from a time when genes were artificially selected
and the notion that eating meat is wrong was pitifully accepted
it was mandated by law that you must follow the vegan message
and eat only the foods that's lab grown and lab tested

But he did a brave thing, in a brave new society
he asked the question "what did humans eat before we decided meat
was entirely
immoral and ate a variety
of foods which weren't designed, but derived from the
eco-system?"
there was only one way he could try and see so with some
soy milk in hand he cast aside his anxiety
and got in the time machine

(CHORUS)
there's a race called man, but I can't say man's kind
what happened to the days when we were part of the grand design?
do we have to abandon nature, to advance our minds?
I say the cro-magnon man was the most advanced and wise...

How can eating like a motherfucking sloth equate to health?
if your afraid of seeing flesh, you're afraid to face yourself...

cause' in the end, mother nature gave us strong teeth
and hands to craft spears and get us some raw meat

(VERSE 2)
He stepped out of the time machine, woozy and unwell
but he couldn't help but say "gee wiz, this is swell"

"I'm in an ancient paleolithic forest
I hope they show me around, and take kindly to tourists"

he took a sip of soy and slowly stepped across the path, higher
than he ever felt before, waterfalls as blue as saphires
trees as tall as divers

are deep
and moss as plushy as a flying car seat
but soon it started to get dark, beasts
were watching him with barred teeth

he was distracted
by the diverse flora
and freely grazing herbivores, to
think he almost thought he was safe, but now it's drastic
nature always has some hurt for ya
bigger fish to search for ya
but something quite serendipitous happened

he didn't notice till' the sabre-tooth was 3 feet away
and it would have been the cat who tasted raw meat today
But Takkar was close at hand, he had the beast beat and slain
stabbed it with his spear and made it screech in pain

(CHORUS)
there's a race called man, but I can't say man's kind
what happened to the days when we were part of the grand design?
do we have to abandon nature, to advance our minds?
I say the cro-magnon man was the most advanced and wise...

How can eating like a motherfucking sloth equate to health?
if your afraid of seeing flesh, you're afraid to face yourself...

cause' in the end, mother nature gave us strong teeth
and hands to craft spears and get us some raw meat

(VERSE 3)
Takkar:
"Why you walk with no weapons, strange man?"
"Why you wear strange clothes, and drink lame plants?"

Future Man:
"Well, umm...I'm from the future, see"
"I was hoping you'd show me around and take me to your meat"

Takkar:
you from future? the shaman told of this
he said a man would come who wears weird clothes and has tits

you want meat? we have some right here
just cut a piece off and take a bite, queer

Future man:
You mean...eat the...ew, nasty
at least cook it first, the bacteria will make your ass leak

Takkar:
the what? future man speak in funny tongues
watch Takkar eat this raw liver, super yummy yum

future man:
I can't believe you did that, I think I'm gunna hurl...
I can't believe people did this, even in the pre-civilized world

Aren't you afraid you're gunna get sick?
isn't this why you all died young? I mean, not to be a dick...

but you primitive folk are mad as a hat
oh my god, I'm gunna have an asthma attack


Takkar:
future man talks sick, while he sucks plastic and wheezes
only man who eat grains has such diseases

future man:
wait, cancer, autism, haven't you ever heard of em'?
are you telling me your tribe never suffered from em' ?

Takkar:
No, I never hear these, I'm just a simple hunter
all I know is that the vegetables mostly grow in summer
and when they do, they too scarce to make supper
so I mostly eat the raw meat, and never suffer

future man:
well...oh golly, I may as well try it
I might even write a book about the paleo diet
are you sure we shouldn't at least fry it?

Takkar:
just eat this fucking tiger meat, and be quiet

future man:
oh wowzers...egads this is good
is this what's missing in my life? why I can't grow any wood?

is this why I have man boobs and premature ejaculation?

takkar:
ok, future man that's too much information...

eating meat is not wrong, it brings strength of spirit
this is nature futureman, why do you fear it?

if we don't take life and add it to our own
evolution would stagnate, and our brains wouldn't have grown

so eat the fatty acids and the proteins with pride
unleash the beast inside, join my tribe, you'll survive

(CHORUS)
there's a race called man, but I can't say man's kind
what happened to the days when we were part of the grand design?
do we have to abandon nature, to advance our minds?
I say the cro-magnon man was the most advanced and wise...

How can eating like a motherfucking sloth equate to health?
if your afraid of seeing flesh, you're afraid to face yourself...

cause' in the end, mother nature gave us strong teeth
and hands to craft spears and get us some raw meat