WK 5:Knowp(1-4) Vs Joe Boston(0-4) Vs JEM - Jem Wins

[Spree]

Punches due by THURSDAY
Voting closes SUNDAY
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@KnowP @Joe Boston

[KnowP]

Feed these lames to Fisher Gators for messing with me
No issues to handle Jem/Bo easier than any team in the SEC

[Joe Boston]

both their bitches overweight I’ll just get drunk n fuck em in public
Feed them flamin hot Cheetos then get ready to open them up like Lil Xans stomach

[JEM.]

These fags splitting fares, I’m surging & my uzi hyper
I'm the type to light up the windshield like an uber driver

[GrimmReaperZ]

Knows bar was simple...and the rhyming scheme aint fluid.....
Boston.., u have the same issues as before, name drops/current events.... but they never connect hard enough or relate....tweak it a bit

Jems bar was the best out the 3 TBH...


V- JEM

[Meth]

Not a huge fan of joes current event play. Needed some more creativity.

Jem had a lil jab. Not bad, used idea but haven't seen it too much

Thought Knows bar was dope

V/ knowp

[MV]

v/KP

joe is an out of the box thinker but this time his punch didnt hit. i didn see a solid punch. but i did peep some gay shit in the set up joe..just saying lol
i wasnt really feeling the uber driver line. Knowp had a solid bar. worded well and just stood out to me over the other 2

[YG]

Feed these lames to Fisher Gators for messing with me
No issues to handle Jem/Bo easier than any team in the SEC
I can dig the JemBo thing but I have a couple problems w/ this
1. It’s Jimbo
2. He never coached for the Gators it was the Seminoles

I’m sure that’s who u were referring to. If it would have worked out it would be a dope nameplay. Like if his name was Jim instead of Jem. And if Jimbo has actually coached the Gators. No hate just my $0.02

both their bitches overweight I’ll just get drunk n fuck em in public
Feed them flamin hot Cheetos then get ready to open them up like Lil Xans stomach
Coulda done a lot better w/ the concept

These fags splitting fares, I’m surging & my uzi hyper
I'm the type to light up the windshield like an uber driver
Not the greatest but it gets the job done imo. Could have made it more complex but I dig the concept, haven’t seen many punches use it. Just deliver a little harsher. Cool bar

v/JEM

[Lenox]

Know: It’s jimbo not jembo. Lol .. complete miss

Joe: weirdest bar I’ve ever read. Why would u brag about feeding bitches Cheetohs then fucking them lol?

Jem: simple.. way too simple and it’s a statement.

Vote: terrible battle. Jem got this tho

[Greedy]

KNOW P
-i liked the fish or gators wordplay in the set up. Jimbo jem/bo meh. Regional accents isnt a reason to take points away.

Joe- not feeling ur shit this week.

Jem- u joint was fire. Wording coulda been cleaner. But good one. Btw uber drivers DEF have a neon "U" i take uber all the time

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Vote jem

[Smog]

Like how knowp tried to use both names in a triple threat but felt the bo was a reach which hurt.. jb didn't land to hard n Jem imo had the best bar from start to finish.. cool 3 way tho..


Jem

[Spree]

5-2-0 JEM wins