Would you rather sit on a cactus or a wasps nest?

[Fact Machine]

I would rather sit on the wasps nest

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it all depends... am i wearing pants? what sort of fabric do these potential pants consist of?? what type of cactus, and what type of wasps? we talking normal mistaken for honeybees due to color schemes and fur wasps? or those black ass mud wasps that fuck your day up with ease? is the cactus one with long stiff pricks on it that can fuck you up bad? or the type with short furry pricklies that just barely puncture the skin but irritate the fuck out you?

so many questions...so little time..