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WELL HERE WE ARE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS RONIN!??????? HELLOOOOO!!!!!! FUCK! Gues I'm doing this mag. Props to Clout, Joog and Zunto n Meth for helpin me out here. WIthout yalll Text wouldnt be alive. We need you. anyways Ronin ghost again. Prob making mad cash cos hes rich and fucks bad bitches but wont show his GF's face and claims she has long legs and a booty. Hope hes ok cos hes the man and we need him....
Anyways Last week we had only 1 NS. Was @Unfukwitable ... Not suprised tbh. Dudes DOPE but busy and signs into these things for what reason? IDK. Anyways This going to be a quick mag on my part. Again props to those who helped. PROPS TO THOSE WHO SHOWED
OH WAIT WE HAD ANOTHER NS I FORGOT ABOUT
ZELPH....The guy who cant understand wordplay..thinks its wack as fuck NS'd Bayou who is one of the top tier battlers and uses wordplay. Yet cant write a verse and beat him......Awesome thanks bro. Glad I've helped with your league.
BATTLE REVIEWS
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Greedy Vs Boston
-Greedy shaking rust but he still got it tbh. Boston new and working on some things. He didnt bring much here in this battle. Greedy Also from MA had some dope concepts and only a few misses. Think Boston needs to word his shit harsher because he had some nice concepts.
Winner: Greedy
Barcotic Vs Ryno
-This was a nice battle. Bars verse was pretty solid all around. that Ryan seekrest bar was flames the Ryan Dunn bar was harsh. you were consistent here. Ryno John deere was nice, Grave by ghost was dope your closer was garbage and rushed. and Ur first two bars just needed some tweaking. But you have mad potential man. we need you.
Winner: Barcotic
Bomb Bard Vs Cheesecake Asian
-I won
RONIN VS CLOUT
-So ronin set himself up with someone who signed out. I called the homie Clout....He stepped in. He doesnt even want to battle right now but he stepped up thanks for that homie. This battle was one sided. Ronin rushed, dropped a trash verse. Clout came with some personals. Ronin had a fit and was PMing clout about his verse and clout PM'd me complaining. oh well. ROnin took a beating here. Its crazy because he could "Champ anything he wants hardly trying" & has this persona hes the dopest around. Wish he would have taken this more serious and its a shame hes acting like he is right now.
LETS MOVE ON
NO SHOW SHINERS
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Meth Vs Unfukwitable
Dope verse man...Opener was fresh, talk to the hand was cool. make a wish before seeing stars was hard tho....Keystrokes was cool. rest was nice. props for showingOriginally Posted by Meth
predictions by meth
Boston vs. Barcotic
Boston has more posts saying hes not Joe Boston then he has verses. but i wouldnt wanna be called joey b either tho so i get it. from what ive read boston has some ideas, but lacks the wording or execution prowess needed to be clean and harsh in a fresh way. Barcotics been dropping some weird obscure shit lately lol, but hes doing what he needs to do to get by. he should win this one easily.
Allen Knight vs. Mr. Write
i think mr write is aka storyteller and if he is hes not a great battler, but more of a topical head. most of his concepts are dated and underdeveloped. Allens been dope for a decade now, i havent read anything from him in a while, but text is like riding a bike. Allen will win and have the best sports bar of the week.
Plethora vs. Hush
idk who plethora is. but hes gotta bunch of accomps so he must be at least pretty good. his bar in the 1-2 versus blue bayou was really good, and if thats how he usually drops he has a chance at catching an upset over Vic. Hush is realllly good tho and he doesnt make a lot of mistakes, so plethora will really have to drop fire. I got hush here.
Diasick vs. High n Drunk
Dia struggles to execute his bars in a harsh manner, and a lot of the times leaves his concepts under developed. hes not as bad as i remember tho, and ive actually seen some quality shit from him here lately, i hope it continues. i dont know this other guy at all so ill have to pick Dia to win this one,
Authenitc vs. Ryno
ryno just shows up drops his verse. hes like a business man, and business is good. he lost to bar before but his verse was solid, and hes doing the same thing over on the lime. hes got bars, sometimes he can get wordy, or drop a dated play here or there but hes def not a head u can sleep on or hell eatcha lunch. i like a lot of auths concepts, he just needs to try to bring his style up to date with whats current, his wording can come off corny sometimes and it hurts his punches. dont sleep on this battle. i got ryno tho,
Meth vs. Blue Bayou - OPEN FOR VOTES
Blues a legend, and the battles fire go vote on it.
Top Punches
Greedy vs Boston
Ur death will arrive in style, by limousine, when this long pipe is dumping
Ull see a couple fly. Headed str8 for that crown like its prom night or something
Clout vs. Ronin
Ur so insecure who u tryna kid & the Only 'miller' training u did?
Is 'swimmin in cases of it' to drown out the noise of ya wife takin another niggas dick.
Barcotic vs. Ryno
this fraud got me yawnin guys, but im always shy of sleep. bet
i wanted someone in the top 40, so ima just body Ry n seek rest
Ryno vs. Barcotic
Word is u cut grass with pops, that type of business aint bringin’ no paper
It must be hard to start a hedge fund when Daddy barely makes it trimming his neighbors
Bomb Bard vs. Diasick
Drown U W/Punches so I get Boat loads of votes! Choke bitch!
You'll see me & Hog Tied.. @ the back of my boat right before he's thrown in the ocea
LLL INTVIEW WITH JOOG
BY CLOUT:
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Clout: How Did you come across text battling & what got you into it?
Greedy: Ill be honest. I dont even remember. It was probably over 10 years ago Lmao. But i do remember losing my first few battles. Thats pretty much what gave me the "hunger" if you will.
Clout: What do you think RB'll need to remain active?
Greedy: RB is good bro. Trust me. RB been "dying" for 12 yrs tbh. Its not going anywhere. As far as activity goes, thats up to the members. If the members can:
-Give honest votes and stop doing shady sneaky shit, niggas wont feel like its a waste of time.
-Not run off new members. I never really see new ppl stick around long. That gotta change tbh.
Clout: Do you think the League is running good?
Greedy: So far so good. I mean its only like week 3? Or something idk. But like i said, as long as it stays sucka free it'll be good. Beef and shit is good for business, its the mods that gotta hold it together. Plus if Kill Spree is running/co running, I think he will make sure shit runs right.
Clout: Who are your top writers to read this season or past seasons?
Greedy: Past seasons, Unfukwitable was my favorite to read. He's the only person i ever actively wanted to see drop. He got unique style and always drips heat.
This season its probably blue bayou. I don't think i ever read any of his stuff before this month, but ppl talk about him like hes a legend, and from what I've seen so far hes def creative. So im def interested in seeing what this guy is gonna be dropping.
Clout: If given the opportunity which opponent would you like to face?
Greedy: Idk honestly. I dont have any rivals or anything or vendettas or settles to score that i can think of. But Letterman is the only person that i dont like battling. I battled like 10 times and im pretty sure he beat me most of em. How idk. Im waaaaay better imo, but this nigga always beats me. Smh. So him. Thats who id wanna battle.
Clout: Which two battler would you like to see the most battle, excluding yourself
Greedy: The same two i listed above. Id like to see a Bayou/Unfuk finals. That would be dope. But id have Un winning it. Ive seen some obvious, clear cut talent in the small sample size i got from Bayou, but i think Un would take him out.
Clout: What did you think of last weeks results?
Greedy: Regular, Shmegular tbh. Standard early season shit. But ur battle with Ronin was the clear stand out match of the week, given the beef yall seem to have. Which i had no idea about lol. If i was to guess, Ronin was talking spicy again. Smh. Shes a wild thot for no reason, but u handled it correctly. Salute.
Clout: Who do you think will champ First this season?
Greedy: Theres some heavy hitters in there. Hush, hes another one that i never read anything from, but i do know hes active on another site and i do know hes not to one to take lightly. But NC guys never seem to stick around long enough. Allen Knight could be the first champ, but hes another one who just might not stayed signed in long enough. He has before tho. So im going with my champ match scenario from above: Unfuk vs Bayou.
That is, if BarComic doesn't just shut allll that shit right tf down. We all know if hes in it, hes giving out bad times left and right.
Clout: What artists are you currently listening to?
Greedy: Right now its:
Sada Baby. His shit slaps
Sauce Walka. His shit drippin
Curren$y. His shit is the shit you wish they played in the club but they dont. You gotta play it urself, after the club, with the window down, when the bitches is out and you do ya parking lot rounds real slow.
If you got any good questions u can think of for yourself feel free my guy. I appreciate you doing this <3
Greedy: Yea nigga. How's Iceland? You there now? You ever come to states? If so where at? How tf you aint on the national team out there, u like 6'18 nigga u need to be 360, between the leg dunking on everything lmao.
Clout: Yep signed out to focus on family time, i flew back home. I love it; its a much more down-to-earth & friendlier country. Theres more courteous and less bravado tough guy people here. People genuinely just care to see a smile & warm embrace of good food. We love our ale as well! Haha, i boxed as an Amatuer, wasn't very skilled in basket ball. I go to college in America, i live in West Philly when i am in school.
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