I will PM you with my phone number. You have to call me to record the conversation. We will be discussing the current state of the site, who's to blame for it, and what can be done to make it better.
The segment will be a hard 5 minutes. If you want we can do 2 5 minute segments. We will have to take a commercial break then call me back and we'll do the next 5 minute segment.
Super easy.